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Pooing in a 330ml bottle
- Thread starter Piss Poor
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- Jun 25, 2012
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I've tried it but I had so much poo it started running down the side of the bottle.
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must be not doing it right, I had no problems at all,
Give it another go, but maybe don't try so hard.
Messenger
No, I’m just disappointed
No pics please. Think of the children.
The Gentleman
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I'm a big unit so when I tried it I squashed the bottle.
Impossible. You can't fit your dick accurately to a bottle let alone anus.
I tried to take a piss into an empty water bottle after I realised the beer bottle was too small; it makes you feel pretty good about the size of your equipment as all you can do is sort of aim the tip towards the open mouth of the bottle, but even then you can't go because you are just smearing/aiming your penis against a tiny hole... you may as well try to piss into the opening of a BIC pen.
OP is a phony.
I tried to take a piss into an empty water bottle after I realised the beer bottle was too small; it makes you feel pretty good about the size of your equipment as all you can do is sort of aim the tip towards the open mouth of the bottle, but even then you can't go because you are just smearing/aiming your penis against a tiny hole... you may as well try to piss into the opening of a BIC pen.
OP is a phony.
nah man you put the bottle in your bumhole and poop. that way there's not spillage.
BottleGuy style?
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this really belongs into the "things in life i don't understand" thread
Only one question:
Why?
Why?
quin_stick
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Wow, can't wait to not try this.
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maybe the 375ml bottle has an ever so slightly larger opening which doesn't quite fit into his ahnoose
Plus when you want to transport the faeces 330ml fits into smaller backpack for when you want to eat on the go.
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GOAUS!
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1 guy, 1 bottle.
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Whatever happened to the day when an open newspaper would suffice? Why the need to add a degree of difficulty?
Igloo
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I think I just died a little inside.
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ok.
Thread wins best title ever award
mellowyellow
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Fill it then shake See if it fizzes
mellowyellow
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I can remember the days when bottles were 375 mls God I miss those days
Eth
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More along the lines of Defecating oneself, I would think...
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