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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
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What do you call Bob the Builder when he retires?
Bob
Bob
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What do you call Thomas the Tank Engine when he retires?
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
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what do you call the fat cat that sat on a mat and ate the hat?
a cat
a cat
What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got into the batmobile?
Get in the batmobile, Robin
Get in the batmobile, Robin
Moo
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What do you call a blind Jehovas Witnness?
A Jehova
A Jehova
What do you call a lady standing between to posts?
Annette
Annette
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?
Bob
Bob
What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?
Rick O'Shea
Rick O'Shea
What do you call an Irishman who sits on your porch?
Paddy O'Furniture
Paddy O'Furniture
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Why did the boy fall off the swing??
He had no arms
He had no arms
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call a lady in the distance?
Dot
Dot
wat do u call a mexican who lost his car
Carlos
Carlos
moistie said:
What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming in the ocean?
Cleverdick
Q : What do you call a water skier with no legs ?
A : Skip.
Q : What do you call a man with a Rabbit up his backside ?
A : Warren.
Q : What would you get if you crossed Stevie Wonder with Bambi ?
A : No idea.
Q : Did you hear about the wooden horse ?
A : Wooden poo.
Q : Did you hear about the steel horse ?
A : Steel wooden poo.
A : Skip.
Q : What do you call a man with a Rabbit up his backside ?
A : Warren.
Q : What would you get if you crossed Stevie Wonder with Bambi ?
A : No idea.
Q : Did you hear about the wooden horse ?
A : Wooden poo.
Q : Did you hear about the steel horse ?
A : Steel wooden poo.
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What did the tree do when it saw the nature strip?
Faint
Faint
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Why did the kid fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Why did the bus crash?
Because the driver was a loaf of bread
(This is doing the rounds, and I am pleased to say I made it up, no one believes me obviously except for my mate who was with me when I did so)
Because the driver was a loaf of bread
(This is doing the rounds, and I am pleased to say I made it up, no one believes me obviously except for my mate who was with me when I did so)
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Q: What do you call a man who is perfectly honest?
A: Frank
A: Frank
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What do you call a Fish with no eye?
Fsh!
What do you call a Dear with no eye?
No Idea!
What do you call a Dear with no eye and no legs?
Still No Idea!
What do you call a Dear with no eye, no legs and no penis?
Still No F***ing Idea!
Fsh!
What do you call a Dear with no eye?
No Idea!
What do you call a Dear with no eye and no legs?
Still No Idea!
What do you call a Dear with no eye, no legs and no penis?
Still No F***ing Idea!
