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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Postman Pat
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Q: Whats red and fluffy?
A: Red Fluff.
A: Red Fluff.
Nice thread!!!
Q. What do you call a bloke lying on your doorstep?
A. Matt
Q. What do you call 2 blokes sitting above your bedroom window?
A. Kurt 'n' Rod
Q. Why don't prawns make good friends?
A. Cause they're all shellfish?
Q. What did one mouse say to the other?
A. Come round the corner, I'll show you my hole.
Q. What's E.T short for?
A. He only has short legs
Q. What do you call a bloke lying on your doorstep?
A. Matt
Q. What do you call 2 blokes sitting above your bedroom window?
A. Kurt 'n' Rod
Q. Why don't prawns make good friends?
A. Cause they're all shellfish?
Q. What did one mouse say to the other?
A. Come round the corner, I'll show you my hole.
Q. What's E.T short for?
A. He only has short legs
Marklar_33
Brownlow Medallist
Why do Giraffe's have such long necks?
Cause their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Cause their heads are so far away from their bodies!
A bear walks into a bar and says...
... "can I have a beer?"
The barman says "why the big pause?"
The bear says "I was born with them"
... "can I have a beer?"
The barman says "why the big pause?"
The bear says "I was born with them"
Q; Why does Michael Jackson like thirty-five year old's?
A: Because there are thirty of them!
A: Because there are thirty of them!
Marklar_33
Brownlow Medallist
freo heave ho said:
Its nearly funny when you tell it right!
danielz_23
Premiership Player
mdunn27 said:
haha
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a carrot
Because the pilot was a carrot
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Licalottapus
Q: What happened to the wooden car?
A: It wooden go
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: They live in schools
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because I shot it
Q: Why did the other Koala fall out of the tree?
A: It was on the other Koala's back
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell Station
Did you hear the joke about the bread? It's pretty crummy..
Did you heard the joke about Michael Jackson? It's pretty bad..
Lame followed by lame.
A: Licalottapus
Q: What happened to the wooden car?
A: It wooden go
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: They live in schools
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because I shot it
Q: Why did the other Koala fall out of the tree?
A: It was on the other Koala's back
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell Station
Did you hear the joke about the bread? It's pretty crummy..
Did you heard the joke about Michael Jackson? It's pretty bad..
Lame followed by lame.
similar Koala jokes
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the 1st one.
Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and it jumped.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the 1st one.
Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and it jumped.
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whats red and white and lives in the forest
A coke machine.
A coke machine.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Roberto
Flying Joey
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want to hear a dirty joke? man fell into a puddle
want to hear a clean one? man had a shower
man with a shovel? doug
man without a shovel? dougless
wat do sneezers wear on their feet? ahhhh-shoes
a dyslexic man walks into a bra
two fish in a tank one says "u man the guns, ill drive"
want to hear a clean one? man had a shower
man with a shovel? doug
man without a shovel? dougless
wat do sneezers wear on their feet? ahhhh-shoes
a dyslexic man walks into a bra
two fish in a tank one says "u man the guns, ill drive"
A magpie walks into a bar and orders a drink,
the barman - wow thats amazing,
the magpie - what a talking magpie?
the barman - no, a bird buying its own drinks.
the barman - wow thats amazing,
the magpie - what a talking magpie?
the barman - no, a bird buying its own drinks.
Riddell_Bombers
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A Grasshopper walked into a bar and approached the bar tender.
"Hey, we have a drink named after you!" He said.
"What...Jack?"
What do Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have in common?
The same middle name.
"Hey, we have a drink named after you!" He said.
"What...Jack?"
What do Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have in common?
The same middle name.
runmachine
Debutant
A horse walks into a bar, barman says "why the long face"
Q: Why do elephants drink?
A: To forget
A: To forget
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Q: What do you call a ugly little dimwit, with a small brain, no life no friends and smells like a fart
A: A politician.
A: A politician.
