Game Day PRE-FINALS ELIMINATION: Hawthorn vs The Wobblers not ft. Saveloy Rockstar (who is travelling to Mars)

[frggr]

Well, it's that time of year again. With 6 rounds left to play we've got our very first quasi-elimination final between Bottom Four-Thorn and Bottom-10-wood.

After huffing their own farts over the Bradbury flag of 2023, Collingwood's regression to the mean has been an hilarious sideshow to the 2024 season for football fans everywhere (except Spain).

Having given away their young talent up forward in Ollie Henry and Jack Ginnivan, Collingwood will miss the uh, efforts, of their replacement - Lachie Schultz - with injury. Jack and his Hawks, on the other hand, are back to their winning ways after being temporarily derailed by Geelong. Headband primed, neck loosened and long sleeves pristine, expect him to take it right up to the club that so callously discarded him for being from Bendigo.

If Hawthorn win, the Schultz trade gives Fremantle Pick 6 (temporarily) and Collingwood's chances of making finals drop to 10%~

If Collingwood win, they're still relying on GWS (playing Gold Coast), Demons (Freo), Port (Richmond) and Bulldogs (Geelong) results in order to make the 8. Embarrassing stuff.

Be on the look out for an increase in "Not 15" calls as the umpires try to prevent Hawthorn from destroying Collingwood in the same way Geelong and Essendon did

 

[James Colorado]

A Sicily kick-in to the edge of the centre square...

"Not 15!"

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

OP did this to deliberately spite Dinsdale I'm sure of it

 

[frggr]

OP did this to deliberately spite Dinsdale I'm sure of it

I did it to comply with the rules. After the public flogging Starburns_ got for not meeting standards, I'm not taking any chance!

 

[frggr]

A Sicily kick-in to the edge of the centre square...

"Not 15!"

You know that's EXACTLY what's going to happen.

City Hall need the Wobblers to be a chance for finals otherwise car thefts will go up 1000000% in the next 5 weeks.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Gutted to say this.
Collinpies by 38

 

[Dinsdale]

Magnificent Hawfs Youf by around 23 goals or points.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hope Ginni goes 30 and 5 !

Looks so much better in Brown and Gold than Black and White...

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Me tuning in to watch Finn Maginess make Nicky boy publicly wet his pants again

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

After huffing their own farts over the Bradbury flag of 2022, GeeLOL’s regression to the mean was an hilarious sideshow to the 2023 season for football fans everywhere

Good times

 

[STPer18]

It's season over and tears for one of these teams, big LOLs to be had either way. We will be watching this one with interest.

 

[frggr]

Why is a blockbuster between two big Melbourne clubs on at 4 in the afternoon?

 

[Mentallo]

Pies can't lose.
With Dan "Lockett Dunstall Buddy" McStay in to the team, who is going to stop him and the Pies now for that matter.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Typical low effort Fred title

Regrettably I have to be up and traveling in 7 hours so will check back in after I’ve watched the replay

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[frggr]

 

[frggr]

Be on the lookout for "Not 15" calls ladies and gentlethems

 

[frggr]

Ginnivan's first goal celebration is going to be hilarious

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

CFL have their money on the Pies.

 

[Chronz]

campaigners.

 

[frggr]

IQ wearing his IQ on the back of his jumper

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Quaynor

 

[Chronz]

Quaynor

Headless spud this year.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

THE WORPEDO !!!
Get around him

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Pie fans booing Guinea Pig out loud while secretly wishing they didnt trade him to get shit truck Schultz