Predict the flat track bullies stats this weekend

[Atley]

Guess how many possessions and goals Norfs "superstars" will have this weekend


Lindsay "Flopper" Thomas - Last weekend v Freo 4 possessions 0 goals

Drew "Heartless" Petrie - Last weekend v Freo 12 possessions 0 goals

Brent "Worst 350 game player ever" Harvey - Last weekend v Freo 11 possessions 1 goal



The hypothesis is these players are FLAT TRACK BULLIES

this hypothesis will be tested this weekend and results will be analysed after the game.

 

[Bosk]

The hypothesis is these players are FLAT TRACK BULLIES

Erm... its more than just a hypothesis mate I think we can safely say its become a proven fact this season.

 

[Atley]

Erm... its more than just a hypothesis mate I think we can safely say its become a proven fact this season.

I have been saying it for years but I want it to be proved this weekend once and for all. All north fans can admit they are going nowhere fast come this weekend. Would not be surprised if they admit the club should fold.

 

[frothman123]

ripping thread chief

 

[Atley]

Lets have a look at the stats from todays game

Flopper - 4 goals 12 possessions RESULT FLAT TRACK BULLY
Heartless - 5 goals 11 possessions RESULT FLAT TRACK BULLY
Sook - 3 goals 24 possessions RESULT FLAT TRACK BULLY


Well there you go folks. Conclusive proof norfs are flat track bullies.

 

[DrEvil]

You are reproving 1+1=2 here

 

[Plugger35]

Big Chief Sitting Bull say to Tonto Norf are a bunch of downhill skiers.

Tonto agree.

 

[royals1922]

As against losing to Melbourne and having your leading goalscorers this year as including Cooney, Griffen, Giansiracusa and Murphy and having won 2 games this year.

Future's so bright, gotta wear shades

 

[Gongswan]

Lindsay Thomas, 1 headbutt, 3 weeks

 

[Engimal]

Big Chief Sitting Bull say to Tonto Norf are a bunch of downhill skiers.

Tonto agree.

At least we have some uphill to ski from, Plughole.

 

[royals1922]

Perhaps the OP would like to see the figures on the top 3 defences for the last 5 rounds of football ( a time when NM have been focussing on defence.

Best team in terms of points conceded is Fremantle, then Port , then....... NM.

 

[Atley]

Perhaps the OP would like to see the figures on the top 3 defences for the last 5 rounds of football ( a time when NM have been focussing on defence.

Best team in terms of points conceded is Fremantle, then Port , then....... NM.

why the **** have you only one 5 games then?

 

[bontshow]

Called it early Atley, I didn't realise they were that bad.

 

[royals1922]

why the **** have you only one 5 games then?

Look I accept that you're a little bit simple but I'll try to make it easy for you.

One of the major criticisms of NM, which was/has been justified is that they have a loose defence ( shit they even let your s**tstain of a club score 15 goals against them) so Brad Scott is trying to introduce a tighter defence.

As for why NM have won only 5 games is that they choked in a few games ( NM supporters can be pretty brutal of their own side) but I still note that our greatest losing margin this year is still 39 points. What is your s**tstain of a club's greatest losing margin.....

 

[bignick]

I am trying to work out how North having the best defence since they started keeping records disproves the theory that Thomas, Harvey and Petrie are flat track bullies.

 

[Atley]

I am trying to work out how North having the best defence since they started keeping records disproves the theory that Thomas, Harvey and Petrie are flat track bullies.

NORF ARE PREMIERS 2013 WOT WOT WOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bayer_]

gogriff will defend Norf.

 

[bontshow]

gogriff will defend Norf.

Not for a second.

Yet I would still do a better job than Firrito.

 

[Bayer_]

Not for a second.

Yet I would still do a better job than Firrito.

Love the sig and avatar. I'm sure the Norf posters appreciate your support.

 

[royals1922]

Love the sig and avatar. I'm sure the Norf posters appreciate your support.

Griffy was a NM supporter before he turncoated. Hopefully we can disinfect him and re-educate him and it will all be good

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Daniel Cross. 40 stats in the VFL.