Think Tank Questions you need answered

[KardiniaPark]

Ahh okay.

When I was a kid my family cat shat in my dad's shoe. It was gold.

He's ruined a few bathmats since we moved house but that's about it. She calls it 'my cat' when things like picking up poo and spew are to be done. Come to think of it she hardly cleans anything so I shouldn't be too surprised. Lucky she puts out on Birthdays and religious holidays or I wouldn't bother keeping her around.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Is this an Adelaide thing? Are you unable or if you changed the nappy would your wife-daughter suspect youre trying to start another family?

I don't think Assguard has been rigid since the early 90's, and that was only when his copy of the 1932 movie 'Tarzan The Ape Man' arrived in his mailbox.

 

[royals1922]

I don't think Assguard has been rigid since the early 90's, and that was only when his copy of the 1932 movie 'Tarzan The Ape Man' arrived in his mailbox.

Johnny Weismuller was great. His kid didn't have a name, it was called "boy"

 

[KardiniaPark]

K

 

[Bodicifer]

Can you polish a t*rd?

 

[royals1922]

Can you polish a t*rd?

Seen Jarrad Grant, the experiment continues

 

[Bodicifer]

Seen Jarrad Grant, the experiment continues

A more pertinent question, how do you fatten a biafran?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Can you polish a t*rd?

Jarrad Waite

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Why are hawks fans on the main board pot Riewoldt when posters think he is a better player then hodge?

They are melting down all over the place

 

[Les Norton]

Can you polish a t*rd?

Yes Bod, Mythbusters did it.

 

[Les Norton]

^^^^^^^^
I should have mentioned that Kari Byron is part of the Mythbusters, and I'm a massive fan of Kari.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Not anymore Les

 

[Les Norton]

Not anymore Les

Shit.

 

[El Dubya]

Not anymore Les

What! I haven't watched in ages. That's shit.

 

[Les Norton]

She's the reason I watched the show. The tight T's

 

[Asgardian]

Is this an Adelaide thing? Are you unable or if you changed the nappy would your wife-daughter suspect youre trying to start another family?

I can & have changed nappies ... but can you blame a bloke trying to avoid the shitty ones?

I don't think Assguard has been rigid since the early 90's, and that was only when his copy of the 1932 movie 'Tarzan The Ape Man' arrived in his mailbox.

You lower class citizen ... I'm proud to say I have no Tarzan movies in my collection of nearly 5,000 movies, TV shows, docos & shorts

Got real hard when my Forbidden Planet (1956) Ultimate Collector's 50th Anniversary Edition arrived ...

 

[NetworkNerd]

I got one. Why is burger king called hungry jacks in Australia?

 

[Asgardian]

I got one. Why is burger king called hungry jacks in Australia?

Naming rights I believe

 

[Asgardian]

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

 

[Bender_]

Why does Mr Crabbs have a daughter that's a whale?

 

[El Dubya]

Why is Torchic's butthole clearly visible in the new Pokemon NetworkNerd ?

 

[Asgardian]

Do Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Scientologist, atheist vampires avoid crosses?

 

[royals1922]

Do Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Scientologist, atheist vampires avoid crosses?

Not as much as Brazilian soccer team goalkeepers

 

[Asgardian]

Not as much as Brazilian soccer team goalkeepers

If I knew anything about soccer I'd probably like your post ...

 

[royals1922]

Do Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Scientologist, atheist vampires avoid crosses?

On the cross theme if you cross a leopard with a tiger what creature do you get