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Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
Bo Derek

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.
Maurice Switzer
 
I simply must begin with a cat quote - one of my favourites -

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat ." Mark Twain

Also by Mark Twain -

“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”

“I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.”

http://twentytwowords.com/mark-twain-and-his-cats-10-pictures/

^^^ some love photos of Mark Twain with his cats :hearts:
 

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SquishyKitty said:
I simply must begin with a cat quote - one of my favourites -

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat ." Mark Twain

Also by Mark Twain -

“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”

“I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.”

http://twentytwowords.com/mark-twain-and-his-cats-10-pictures/

^^^ some love photos of Mark Twain with his cats :hearts:
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Love it Kitty but afraid I trade the cats (4 legged variety) for dogs, only cats I have been in partnership with have been brilliant tho.. :)
 
SquishyKitty said:
I simply must begin with a cat quote - one of my favourites -

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat ." Mark Twain

Also by Mark Twain -

“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”

“I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.”

http://twentytwowords.com/mark-twain-and-his-cats-10-pictures/

^^^ some love photos of Mark Twain with his cats :hearts:
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Cute pics!! :) What a top bloke!
 
A liar is a man who does now know how to deceive, a flatterer one who only deceives fools: he who knows how to make skilful use of the truth, and understands its eloquence, can alone pride himself in cleverness.

Children are taught to fear and obey; the avarice, pride, or timidity of parents teaches children economy, arrogance, or submission. They are also encouraged to be imitators, a course to which they are already too much inclined. No one thinks of making them original, courageous, independent.

It is not enough that I should succeed, my friends must fail.

Luc De Clapiers, Marquis De Vauvenargues, Reflections and Maxims
 
Now you've started me off, Fred! I just adore Joan Rivers. These were from the Sydney Morning Herald -

I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.

Grandchildren can be so f---ing annoying. How many times can you go, 'And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink'? It's like talking to a supermodel.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.

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SquishyKitty said:
Now you've started me off, Fred! I just adore Joan Rivers. These were from the Sydney Morning Herald -

I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.

Grandchildren can be so f---ing annoying. How many times can you go, 'And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink'? It's like talking to a supermodel.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/cel...vers-quotes-20140905-3ex9p.html#ixzz3CoobXDjd
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That was brilliant Kitty, don't you or FredLeDeux stop!
 
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