Game Day Racist Old Campaigner's notBirthday: Maynard's Smoking-hot Smotherers vs May's Smoked Straight Setters, AKA the Brodie Grundy Cup

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What a shitful weekend of footy it's been so far... Looking forward to the minnowfest curtain raisers being over so we can enjoy the main event

Flagpies to extend their 8-2 record against the Dreamons (4-1 in June) and return to the 8, Smellbum to miss the 8 and avoid 3peat straight sets; May to claim moral victory anyway and Clayton Fallover to retire (hamstring awareness)

The main interest in this game, aside from the Magpie's winning margin, will be at what stage Simon Badloss decides to throw Petrackydacks forward in a doomed, too late act of desperation to win

What a shame MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE isn't around for our traditional bet Maybe just as well as he would be disappointed by the lack of Big Cox

 

[AvantGardener]

Complains about game day freds being made before game day when they were in fact made on gameday

Starts game day fred well over 24 hours before game.

Never change Spreaders

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol I don’t GAF when people make gd Freds… even if Elmo’s was almost a week early

No, the origin of this is I made a GeeLOL game day Fred <24 hours before the game and STPer18 and FISTO had an absolute meltdown about it - which was really because of the Fred title and being started by a non Handbagger - and nothing to do with the timing

Game Day - 2023 GF losers the big pussies vs 2020 GF losers the small pussies in: Battle of the losers! Which loser will lose? ft. scientific analysis

Let's see now, Brisvags lost their GF by 1 goal while the Handbaggers lost theirs by 5 goals... punch that into the flogstratron 3000 which I borrowed from that cat floggo who hasn't been seen lately also plug in a Google search for relevant supplementary data Scientifically proven...

www.bigfooty.com

Since then it has become a running joke which, as usual, went over your head because “Your a idiot”

But of course it’s me so you thought you’d try to sink the boots in and score some much needed points. Never change, flog #rentfree

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Flag flukers are battling to make 8.
Drug takers and dealers by 9

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Flag flukers are battling to make the 8

When are you going to fluke another flag? Oh right… it’s harder to cheat the salary cap now

We’ll be 3rd-6th at the end of the round

 

[AvantGardener]

lol I don’t GAF when people make gd Freds… even if Elmo’s was almost a week early

No, the origin of this is I made a GeeLOL game day Fred <24 hours before the game and STPer18 and FISTO had an absolute meltdown about it - which was really because of the Fred title and being started by a non Handbagger - and nothing to do with the timing

Game Day - 2023 GF losers the big pussies vs 2020 GF losers the small pussies in: Battle of the losers! Which loser will lose? ft. scientific analysis

Let's see now, Brisvags lost their GF by 1 goal while the Handbaggers lost theirs by 5 goals... punch that into the flogstratron 3000 which I borrowed from that cat floggo who hasn't been seen lately also plug in a Google search for relevant supplementary data Scientifically proven...

www.bigfooty.com

Since then it has become a running joke which, as usual, went over your head because “Your a idiot”

But of course it’s me so you thought you’d try to sink the boots in and score some much needed points. Never change, flog #rentfree

If you go to your beloved Top Contributors you will see I never bothered to post/read that minnow fred. Only good thing between those teams was the Miracle on Grass and the Michael Voss sledge on Stokes.

But yes, my apologies for thinking you were genuinely melting about the start time of game day freds.

 

[AvantGardener]

Pies should be winning 40+ with the form slump Demons are in.

Nothing will beat the roar of the MCG when Jack Watts waltzed in to kick the sealer about 6 years ago though. Only 70k there but it was by far the loudest roar I've heard, and I've been to a few games with over 90k.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pies should be winning 40+ with the form slump Demons are in

I'll settle for 36

Nothing will beat the roar of the MCG when Jack Watts waltzed in to kick the sealer about 6 years ago though. Only 70k there but it was by far the loudest roar I've heard, and I've been to a few games with over 90k.

How unlike a Tanker flog to be living in the past 6 years ago he was at Port so I guess it was 2017

 

[AvantGardener]

I'll settle for 36




How unlike a Tanker flog to be living in the past 6 years ago he was at Port so I guess it was 2017

Sorry 2018 was the year I went to the GF. Dont make a habit of going to Pies games but seems I have a certain knack for picking the right ones to go to

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dont make a habit of going to Pies games

If you want to see a GF we're the smart choice

 

[Sqotty from office works]

When are you going to fluke another flag? Oh right… it’s harder to cheat the salary cap now

We’ll be 3rd-6th at the end of the round

Nice melt digit girl

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh you want digits?

10, 480 days

 

[FireKrakouer]

There's been a lot of disastrous umpire incompetence this round... if the shambolic shard shilling shemons manage to get up, that's the excuse I'm sticking to m8.

 

[FISTO]

lol I don’t GAF when people make gd Freds… even if Elmo’s was almost a week early

No, the origin of this is I made a GeeLOL game day Fred <24 hours before the game and STPer18 and FISTO had an absolute meltdown about it - which was really because of the Fred title and being started by a non Handbagger - and nothing to do with the timing

Game Day - 2023 GF losers the big pussies vs 2020 GF losers the small pussies in: Battle of the losers! Which loser will lose? ft. scientific analysis

Let's see now, Brisvags lost their GF by 1 goal while the Handbaggers lost theirs by 5 goals... punch that into the flogstratron 3000 which I borrowed from that cat floggo who hasn't been seen lately also plug in a Google search for relevant supplementary data Scientifically proven...

www.bigfooty.com

Since then it has become a running joke which, as usual, went over your head because “Your a idiot”

But of course it’s me so you thought you’d try to sink the boots in and score some much needed points. Never change, flog #rentfree

If by "having a meltdown" you mean point out that you're a D/H then yes

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If by "having a meltdown" you mean point out that you're a D/H then yes

Nice melt

 

[FireKrakouer]

If by "having a meltdown" you mean point out that you're a D/H then yes

Calm down please m8 there's no need for this type of rage in a collingwood fred.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Handbaggers doing so many roids even their supporters have roid rage

 

[FISTO]

I’m not wrong tho

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well, you did complain about a game day Fred being posted within 24 hours of the game

But TBF STPer18 ’s meltdown was volcanic by comparison

 

[STPer18]

What a shitful weekend of footy it's been so far... Looking forward to the minnowfest curtain raisers being over so we can enjoy the main event

Flagpies to extend their 8-2 record against the Dreamons (4-1 in June) and return to the 8, Smellbum to miss the 8 and avoid 3peat straight sets; May to claim moral victory anyway and Clayton Fallover to retire (hamstring awareness)

The main interest in this game, aside from the Magpie's winning margin, will be at what stage Simon Badloss decides to throw Petrackydacks forward in a doomed, too late act of desperation to win

What a shame MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE isn't around for our traditional bet Maybe just as well as he would be disappointed by the lack of Big Cox

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Well, you did complain about a game day Fred being posted within 24 hours of the game

But TBF STPer18 ’s meltdown was volcanic by comparison

Stop tagging me, we won't be watching this minnowfest.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Stop tagging me

Better?

 

[JustaBattler]

great game of football at Windy Hill today Carlton V Essendon VFL=- much better than thsi old man football

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Thank god the minnowfests are over finally and we've saved the best for last...

Following GeeLOL's epic 6 goal choke against the Swines, 5th spot is now up for grabs if either the Dreamons or Flagpies can win by more than 8 goals (49+ points)

So, just for shits and giggle I went to the Mr. Squiggle ladder predictor https://predictor.squiggle.com.au/ (historically known to be extremely accurate ) to see what he had to say

 

[the avoca drover]

Is there much to do in Seville?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yes but a. I’m not in Sevilla and b. I’ve been a little unwell the last few days so mostly staying in