Play Nice Random Chat Thread VI

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from 2006:

Nice one Timmy

By the looks of RDB, clearly the moustache version of Just For Men wasn't a thing back in 2006.

 

[gokangas]

from 2006:

You met one of the absolute greats. Had the pleasure of working with Ron in the media and he is a ripper bloke. On of the blokes I love the most.

 

[danj]

Tracy Grimshaw burst into tears after viewing the Queen’s coffin as she lies in state in London.

Wiping away tears, Grimshaw said: “I’m going to take a moment... After all these years and she’s still doing her duty. And I really think she’d just like to get back to her husband.”

We have a winner.

Where is the button on like?

 

[danj]

They’re probably the type to glue themselves to roads.

Which is ok with me as long as it’s homemade clag from flour and water

 

[Massive Unit]

Expensive lunch today. Walked past the car dealerships in Swan Street and popped into Cupra as I'd never seen their cars. Took a Formentor for a test drive and walked out half an hour later having bought a new car.
Anyone want to buy a Volvo XC40??

 

[danj]

Expensive lunch today. Walked past the car dealerships in Swan Street and popped into Cupra as I'd never seen their cars. Took a Formentor for a test drive and walked out half an hour later having bought a new car.
Anyone want to buy a Volvo XC40??

Is either of them an EV?

 

[Massive Unit]

Is either of them an EV?

Unfortunately not. We live in a late 1800s Victorian terrace, so charging is a nightmare.
Once we have better community infrastructure, I'll be happy to move to EVs

 

[danj]

Unfortunately not. We live in a late 1800s Victorian terrace, so charging is a nightmare.
Once we have better community infrastructure, I'll be happy to move to EVs

That is the perception but there are plenty of peeps in EV's who get around just fine at the moment, infrastructure is going in at an incredible rate and you don't really need a home charger if you're in metro Melb. We are getting an MG EV should be picking it up within the next few weeks.

 

[Massive Unit]

That is the perception but there are plenty of peeps in EV's who get around just fine at the moment, infrastructure is going in at an incredible rate and you don't really need a home charger if you're in metro Melb. We are getting an MG EV should be picking it up within the next few weeks.

I get what you're saying danj but we don't have a driveway, garage or even a designated park outside of the house to charge at home.
Closest EV charger is about 1km away, so not practical for us right now. I'd love to get one and will likely do so for my next vehicle (3-4 years)

 

[koshari]

Expensive lunch today. Walked past the car dealerships in Swan Street and popped into Cupra as I'd never seen their cars. Took a Formentor for a test drive and walked out half an hour later having bought a new car.
Anyone want to buy a Volvo XC40??

Volvo come with bowling hat and leather gloves?

 

[Massive Unit]

Volvo come with bowling hat and leather gloves?

Haha.... they are very different these days. Really nice cars

 

[koshari]

Haha.... they are very different these days. Really nice cars

I actually drove an xc60 around ireland , england, wales and scotland over 2 summers. Actually put more miles on it than the father inlaw who leant it to us. Agree it was a nice rig.

 

[Cyber_punk]

from 2006:

Hopefully Ron can see another North flag, would be interesting to see his reaction even if we might not be his no.1

 

[Dan]

Are there any royalists around here that can expand a bit on the guards standing by Queen Elizabeth’s coffin?

They’re holding pikes’n’swords……are they allowed to use them on members of the public if they try to touch the coffin?

I’m watching this live feed on YouTube hoping someone gets stabbed.

Yeah I know…bit ****ed up.

 

[Val Keating]

Are there any royalists around here that can expand a bit on the guards standing by Queen Elizabeth’s coffin?

They’re holding pikes’n’swords……are they allowed to use them on members of the public if they try to touch the coffin?

I’m watching this live feed on YouTube hoping someone gets stabbed.

Yeah I know…bit ****ed up.

I didn’t see it but I read that a man was arrested after he rushed at the coffin. I guess they’re more for show these days.

 

[goalieboy82]

Are there any royalists around here that can expand a bit on the guards standing by Queen Elizabeth’s coffin?

They’re holding pikes’n’swords……are they allowed to use them on members of the public if they try to touch the coffin?

I’m watching this live feed on YouTube hoping someone gets stabbed.

Yeah I know…bit ****ed up.

its as they say:

 

[tazaa]

I need to vent.

One of the issues of having a partner who works in digital marketing is they believe anything they sell and “flushable wipes” are an absolute scam.

My apartment doesn’t have a bidet so this is the next best thing and after 18 months living here the pipes have had enough.

My suggestion of buying an attachable bidet that connects to the toilet was shot down apparently because it “doesn’t look good in the bathroom”.

Who literally gives a shit.

Worst weekend since two weekends ago when I locked myself out of the house.
FWIW both times I’ve been dog sitting involuntarily and I feel like God is sending me some sort of sign that maybe choose another animal for a pet.

 

[Arden]

Who literally gives a s**t.

Clearly your partner does, and too many by the sounds of it.

 

[giantroo]

I need to vent.

One of the issues of having a partner who works in digital marketing is they believe anything they sell and “flushable wipes” are an absolute scam.

My apartment doesn’t have a bidet so this is the next best thing and after 18 months living here the pipes have had enough.

My suggestion of buying an attachable bidet that connects to the toilet was shot down apparently because it “doesn’t look good in the bathroom”.

Who literally gives a s**t.

Worst weekend since two weekends ago when I locked myself out of the house.
FWIW both times I’ve been dog sitting involuntarily and I feel like God is sending me some sort of sign that maybe choose another animal for a pet.

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They look good as well. This is the one I have and is perfect for male and female. Just turn the tap on and wash away. No having to reach for the hose or anything. Save on toilet paper as well.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Must say, I've never known anyone to have a bidet.

 

[koshari]

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They look good as well. This is the one I have and is perfect for male and female. Just turn the tap on and wash away. No having to reach for the hose or anything. Save on toilet paper as well.

We actually have one very similar to the lower pic, i love it. Especially if johnny cash has been on the scene.

 

[koshari]

Must say, I've never known anyone to have a bidet.

Now you know 2 and potentually 3 if tazza can get one over the line.

 

[see see]

Thread living up to its 'random' title.

 

[Themanbun]

Now I know where I'm getting a bidet from. Only chumps walk around with dirty bortholes.

 

[Massive Unit]

Now I know where I'm getting a bidet from. Only chumps walk around with dirty bortholes.

Personally, I reckon toilet paper works just fine for sprucing up the old chocolate starfish