Random Discussion Thread 137- Eternal Sunshine of the Sportless Mind

[Chris_6678]

Can we have a thread dedicated to avishka's potential story with his stalking of a customer?

 

[RookiePick]

Mines actually better (I mean scarier). It’s a regular customer of mine and I only found out her name after a reciept printed out her whole name.

IKR "i" before "e" except after "c"!

Yeah if she comes back in she'll probably have a hidden camera and/or listening device.

It's only fair she levels the playing field with Vishy.

 

[squashface]

Can we have a thread dedicated to avishka's potential story with his stalking of a customer?

We’ll probably get one of those before an actual cricket thread.

 

[avishka5]

Feel like this gags got out of hand. It’s not gonna sound this creepy when we are telling this story to our kids in 15 years time.

 

[Quinz]

Look, stalking the sexy older ladies is just one of the perks of working at Emergency Denture Repairs.

 

[avishka5]

But I work at the morgue.

 

[kane249]

But I work at the morgue.

So you had a stiffy and then you got an erection too?

 

[TY24]

Mitch dropped for Handscomb. Really think that's a mistake.

You are correct

 

[TY24]

I know a certain all-rounder that could've saved us that could've saved us.

 

[kane249]

I know a certain all-rounder that could've saved us that could've saved us.

Brendan Julian?

 

[avishka5]

I know a certain all-rounder that could've saved us that could've saved us.

Unfortunately I did my shoulder 2 weeks ago. Looks like out for the summer.

 

[avishka5]

I no basketball fan but is this worse than Lycett on the goal line?

 

[Quinz]

What's a good name for my horse for Red Dead Online?

 

[Keys]

What's a good name for my horse for Red Dead Online?

Dead Red

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

What's a good name for my horse for Red Dead Online?

Large Frase

 

[Truckosaurus]

Pokey.

 

[squashface]

Jon Bon Pony

 

[avishka5]

What's a good name for my horse for Red Dead Online?

Avishka5 because I heard he was hung.

 

[Ochre]

Avishka5 because I heard he was hung.

Only way you'd be hung is if that woman returned with a noose.

 

[avishka5]

Only way you'd be hung is if that woman returned with a noose.

I deserve that for standing you up for that date a couple weeks ago.

 

[RookiePick]

What's a good name for my horse for Red Dead Online?

Tawny, Brandi, Mandi...oh

Your horse? I misheard. Apologies.

 

[Dazzler9]

What's a good name for my horse for Red Dead Online?

Silver Sovereign

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[Quinz]

Only way you'd be hung is if that woman returned with a noose.

It's actually 'hanged' when it refers to noose related death. Appreciate the joke but let's try not to mangle the English language.

 

[RookiePick]

It's actually 'hanged' when it refers to noose related death. Appreciate the joke but let's try not to mangle the English language.

You obviously haven't seen what a determined lady with a ****-noose can achieve.

 

[avishka5]

F

You obviously haven't seen what a determined lady with a ****-noose can achieve.

Couldn’t have pictured my FB stalk turning into a bdsm sesh.