Yeah that's pretty much a word for word reenactment!I'm just imagining a series of f****.
F*** stubbed my toe.
F*** dropped my ipad.
F*** yeah, saved my coffee.
F***that stings a bit.
F***, think the ipad's broken.
F*** yep it's f*****.
F***!!!
F*** my toe still kills.
At least that's how it would have gone in my house.
A lot of swearing involved.