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After the performance you had people in the media saying she would be worth a lot in advertising $$$. Surely you would just roll with it, laugh at yourself, do ads for snickers etc and collect hundreds of thousands of dollars for passing go. Instead she has arced up about everything and everyone hates her. Her choice I guess, I know what I would have been doing.

Or she could have raised money for charity. I would pay $20 to see her routine live if I knew the money was going to a good cause.
 

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Sort of can't stand this woman.

To those who get their news from tiktok or like Channel 9, this is what she did:

– Worked at a uni, pretending to be an 'academic'
– Realised that the next Olympics would be in France and include a breakdancing category
– She then saw that there was no actual direct and official organisation for breakdancing, and you need an authority for a sport for it to be able to be associated with the Australian Olympic Committee and therefore the International Olympic Committee
– But it's like having a governing body for the specific set of hand ball rules your school used for one year in 2010. it doesn't really exist
– Therefore, you can make your own
– So she did
– From there, she was not only able to appoint her husband as head of this committee, but to sort of hold dummy, fake qualifying events knowing no one else could or would show up
– So she was the sole participant
– And then she got the qualification to the Olympics
– They have then realised that this is an irrelevant sport, and she'd probably come in a middling position, so she's just going to be forgotten. like some dumb gymnast or pole vaulter or some moron who worked really hard and gets forgotten
– So she devised to be as bad as possible to be a hilarious 'haha sooo cool' meme
– But it was kinda shit
– So then she accused people of being sexist because... I dunno
– And now she's sued a tiny theatre company, with little grounds, whose proceeds were going to a womens shelter

Is she the shittest human we've produced since [inset yours here]?

A few myths there:

 
Hi, internet user here. it's almost as though you're the most smug and patronising geek outside of reddit. do better.
How can I do better if I'm the most smug and patronising geek already?

I should get a medal for it!
 
When it first blew up, I was initially pro Raygun because I loved how many people had their jimmies rustled who take the Olympics seriously

Since then her attempt to cash in on her notoriety has been on the nose and a cynic wouldn't have a hard time to believe that she intended from the start to be so bad for this very outcome

Calling her Australia's worst person is a touch rich though, she is just in the same category as anyone trying to be internet famous / influencers
 

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Calling her the shittest human that Australia has produced is going a bit far, I think Ivan Milat and Martin Bryant has her covered.

Her breaking performance was hilariously bad and made her a famous meme but instead of embracing it she took offence at it.

Compare that to Steven Bradbury who embraced becoming a famous meme after he snatched gold in the 2002 Winter Olympics.

Admittedly Bradbury was a much better speed skater than Raygun was a breaker and he won gold while she was a total failure.
Bradbury was at least the best speed skater in Australia with genuine competition around him. You can respect what he achieved because he worked his arse off to even make the Olympics. Raygun is just a joke who embarrassed herself and the country and is sooking it up because we called her out on it.
 

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