Raymond Felton Arrested

[Upgrayedd]

For inability to hit a layup*


*May or may not be for illegal possession of firearms, Whatever

Knicks fans celebrate

 

[BLPC08]

He was asked repeatedly to leave the premises of a Krispy Kreme joint in the early hours of the morning. When they threatened to call the cops, he pulled out a giant ham-bone and attempted to hit them.

 

[Upgrayedd]

He was asked repeatedly to leave the premises of a Krispy Kreme joint in the early hours of the morning. When they threatened to call the cops, he pulled out a giant ham-bone and attempted to hit them.

I heard he lobbed a brick at the owner

 

[PHX]

With Udrih waived this morning I hope Old Man Prigioni is looking forward to playing 40+ minutes next game.

 

[Footypie32]

I heard it was on terrorism charges. Police repeatedly asked him to remove the explosives he had taped under his clothes. He insisted it was just his stomach. When the police set the K9 unit on him, he took a bite out of the poor dog. They should've known better than to use a chocolate coloured labrador.

 

[PP34]

He would've missed anyway.

 

[Oliver King]

Felton is fat.

 

[Damon_3388]

Would anyone really care about this story if he wasn't a Knicks player?

 

[Scully2Folau]

Would anyone really care about this story if he wasn't a Knicks player?

Celebrities attend Knicks games, therefore there is public interest in Felton.

Vincent Chase

 

[Damon_3388]

Celebrities attend Knicks games, therefore there is public interest in Felton.

Vincent Chase

Which takes me back to the same question - Would anyone really care about this story if he wasn't a Knicks player?

 

[hans moleman]

"But the sign said 'All you can eat!'"

 

[PHX]

Would anyone really care about this story if he wasn't a Knicks player?

DeAndre Liggins got decent press for throwing his Xbox at his girlfriend and stomping on her and he's a nobody.

And Stephen Jackson got big press for firing a gun at no one outside a club.

So with those powers combined. Yes.

That said, the Knicks being involves makes everything better value.

 

[Damon_3388]

DeAndre Liggins got decent press for throwing his Xbox at his girlfriend and stomping on her and he's a nobody.

Never even heard about that TBH.

 

[Vincent Chase]

Celebrities attend Knicks games, therefore there is public interest in Felton.

Vincent Chase

This is what happens when you get rid of World Peace.

Such joyous news.

 

[nufan]

This is what happens when you get rid of World Peace.

Such joyous news.

I enjoyed this.

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

Someone called him fat one too many times. Poor Ray.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Raymond Felony

 

[go u jimmy b]

Felton is the Hamburgerler..makes sense now

 

[peternorth]

I enjoyed this.

i wish there was an enjoyed button

 

[nufan]

i wish there was an enjoyed button

A clitoris?

 

[Vincent Chase]

A clitoris?

There's probably a g-spot button already, you just can't find it.

 

[nufan]

There's probably one already, you just can't find it.

 

[tigs2010]

Is he out yet? Please tell me he's out.

 

[Hunters Host #3]

Thankfully seized all weapons.

 

[djrossie16]