Banter RDT CLXVVIX - Forward Press Down

[Godfather32]

Turning 30 for me was definitely a threshold for the commencement of the slow deterioration of physical capability in sports. It started when I noticed I was half a metre slower running between wickets than I used to be.
Don't get me started on what happens post-40.

Yeah...hit 40, hurt my knee trying to keep up with my younger brother playing footy, still not right 2 years later.
Hurt my elbow playing golf, still not right after a year.
You just don't heal from stuff that you probably just walked off when you were younger.

 

[Truckosaurus]

"Slept in a slightly off position, back kills you for days" is the one that gets me.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

I turn 39 next month.

40 is a year away.

Ugh.

To think I was 22 when I joined BigFooty.

 

[squashface]

"Slept in a slightly off position, back kills you for days" is the one that gets me.

Sleeping on my belly is the most comfortable position.

Unfortunately it also completely wrecks my lower back for days if I do it.

 

[Dazzler9]

Sleeping on my belly is the most comfortable position.

Unfortunately it also completely wrecks my lower back for days if I do it.

I can find no position that gives me comfort for longer than 90 seconds. Eventually I fall asleep and it doesn't matter.

 

[Forward Press]

I can find no position that gives me comfort for longer than 90 seconds. Eventually I fall asleep and it doesn't matter.

Sex life, etc.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Sleeping on my belly is the most comfortable position.

Unfortunately it also completely wrecks my lower back for days if I do it.

I've had some success with a European pillow under the belly/hips to prevent my spine curving too much

 

[THE A5]

I’ve had back issues since 20. It was managable till it got to lower back

 

[WCErevival]

Sounds like bigfooty needs its own strength and conditioning team.

 

[Farang83150]

"Slept in a slightly off position, back kills you for days" is the one that gets me.

Sitting at work, turned slightly to get something out of a printer...back goes ... telling people how it happened (work mates) and they're all like oh right ..okayyy...(slack pr!cks trying to get out of back deck work)

 

[Mop]

Turning 30 for me was definitely a threshold for the commencement of the slow deterioration of physical capability in sports. It started when I noticed I was half a metre slower running between wickets than I used to be.
Don't get me started on what happens post-40.

I did my knee a month after turning 30. It just folded under me

 

[THE A5]

I hit puberty at 30

 

[Farang83150]

I hit puberty at 30

Are you sure?

 

[THE A5]

Are you sure?

Well got at least one year to go

 

[Keys]

Succession

Spoiler

not really a spoiler as such but the way the kids spoke to Kerry on the phone was absolute gold. Really dislike her character in a sea of unlikeable characters.

Ball sack with a toupee was the line of the night

Spoiler

Imagine burning $10b just to piss off your dad.

 

[WCE_phil]

I prefer sulfuric acid, at least it would end my suffering more quickly.

Not sure you understand just how painful sulfuric acid is, even if swallowed it's an immensely painful death. If you want a painless death get an oxygen tank for yourself, a vacuum pump and a serious amount of duct tape. Tape up all the windows and any air vents really well (you have to double cross tape the windows as well as the surrounds), put the oxygen tank on and start the vacuum pump with a setting for 510 hectopascals. At that pressure your blood is still a liquid but your body will slowly shut down while the pure oxygen keeps you alive but in a state of euphoria until you slowly pass out and your organs then start to fail.

A truly painless death.

 

[Keys]

Well this thread just took a turn

 

[Mop]

We're going to end up there eventually, such is the cyclical nature of the RDT, so I'll just rip the band-aid off.

Spearmint milk.

I hate it - the full cream milk would make me poop liquid and the spearmint would make me vom

Double entendre

 

[Biggie]

Not sure you understand just how painful sulfuric acid is, even if swallowed it's an immensely painful death. If you want a painless death get an oxygen tank for yourself, a vacuum pump and a serious amount of duct tape. Tape up all the windows and any air vents really well (you have to double cross tape the windows as well as the surrounds), put the oxygen tank on and start the vacuum pump with a setting for 510 hectopascals. At that pressure your blood is still a liquid but your body will slowly shut down while the pure oxygen keeps you alive but in a state of euphoria until you slowly pass out and your organs then start to fail.

A truly painless death.

This is very….specific

 

[Truckosaurus]

I know he didn't want us taking Ginbey but this seems an extreme reaction.

 

[kane249]

Not sure you understand just how painful sulfuric acid is, even if swallowed it's an immensely painful death. If you want a painless death get an oxygen tank for yourself, a vacuum pump and a serious amount of duct tape. Tape up all the windows and any air vents really well (you have to double cross tape the windows as well as the surrounds), put the oxygen tank on and start the vacuum pump with a setting for 510 hectopascals. At that pressure your blood is still a liquid but your body will slowly shut down while the pure oxygen keeps you alive but in a state of euphoria until you slowly pass out and your organs then start to fail.

A truly painless death.

Thanks Dexter

 

[Barrybran]

I just signed up for my first season of footy at 39. This page makes me think I'm going to regret that decision.

 

[Goroyals22]

Not sure you understand just how painful sulfuric acid is, even if swallowed it's an immensely painful death. If you want a painless death get an oxygen tank for yourself, a vacuum pump and a serious amount of duct tape. Tape up all the windows and any air vents really well (you have to double cross tape the windows as well as the surrounds), put the oxygen tank on and start the vacuum pump with a setting for 510 hectopascals. At that pressure your blood is still a liquid but your body will slowly shut down while the pure oxygen keeps you alive but in a state of euphoria until you slowly pass out and your organs then start to fail.

A truly painless death.

Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

 

[Bender_]

Weirdos, I've been planning my death for years:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/malawi-man-dies-after-extreme-orgasm-with-sex-worker/news-story/26eecc50482f111906c26dc8a8a8c4ce%3famp

Sex life etc

 

[FKASC]

"Slept in a slightly off position, back kills you for days" is the one that gets me.

‘Slumped on the couch for a bit, back spasms for days’

Wheat pack is my best friend nowadays