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Just the AFL forcing coaches to have bottles of Footy Water everywhere. The advertising works, now my brother only drinks Footy Water. There's not even anything added to it, it is literally just water.
So it's just water but costs $5-10 more because it has the AFL logo on the pack
 

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Have seen them since the start of the year. Saw some in a 7/11 or something somewhere, no way I would buy, look like a tool drinking out of it.
 
Because some places you just do not drink tap water.Ain't I right my South Aussie friends ? ;)

Depends where you are.

My partner used to live in Windsor Gardens/Gilles Plains. Tap water there wasn't that bad. I'm out in the country and it's good.

Can't say the same for city water, or water from Elizabeth, Salisbury or Smithfield however.
 

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It's an Illuminati conspiracy that ensures coaches don't get autism after being vaccinated or mutated after consuming GMOs.

Im pretty sure the Footy Water people helped stage Sandy Hook. They also planned the Lindt Cafe false flag.

I also hear that they are working with the Saucer People (in conjuction with the Reverse Vampires) to force parents to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!

We're through the looking glass here people...

Where is Smiling Bhudda when we need him?!?
 
It was kind of annoying watching cats vs giants. The only time they showed Chris Scott was when he was drinking it. Actually one time they cut to him when he wasn't, but he quickly brought it in shot.

Flagrant advertising, and it is even more of a rip off than other bottled water. People complain about carbon tax and parking fines then probably go out and buy this.........
 
Just the AFL forcing coaches to have bottles of Footy Water everywhere. The advertising works, now my brother only drinks Footy Water. There's not even anything added to it, it is literally just water.

Bought it at Coles when it first came out. Tastes no different to tap water.
 
Hi,

I know this is an old topic but I'm wondering anyone knows if footy water is sold anywhere this year? I've seen some coaches still drinking it this season. Gimmicky?!? Yes, but my footy mad 5 year old wants some for his birthday party:grimacing:

Thanks in advance...
 
Buying water? As a socially responsible person you should do it as the proceeds go to the less fortunate, like Brisbane.
 
Hi,

I know this is an old topic but I'm wondering anyone knows if footy water is sold anywhere this year? I've seen some coaches still drinking it this season. Gimmicky?!? Yes, but my footy mad 5 year old wants some for his birthday party:grimacing:

Thanks in advance...
5 year old kid wants water for his birthday? You guys live on the street or something?
 
Hi,

I know this is an old topic but I'm wondering anyone knows if footy water is sold anywhere this year? I've seen some coaches still drinking it this season. Gimmicky?!? Yes, but my footy mad 5 year old wants some for his birthday party:grimacing:

Thanks in advance...

Try Woolworths.They sold it last year.
 
Personally i only breathe genuine footy air (captured in large balloons at various stadiums around the country and sold for $2 a litre.)

Yes it gets expensive but it's worth it to constantly breathe in that week old meat pie with sauce and pissweak beer aroma

The rest of you can stick to your plain old boring oxygen
 
Personally i only breathe genuine footy air (captured in large balloons at various stadiums around the country and sold for $2 a litre.)

Yes it gets expensive but it's worth it to constantly breathe in that week old meat pie with sauce and pissweak beer aroma

The rest of you can stick to your plain old boring oxygen

You can return a positive drug test if the air is from a Collingwood game.
 

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