Vintage Bay Reporting live from the Tribunal this afternoon

[El Dubya]

SoR can you confirm the rumour that Boomer is actually sitting on his wife's lap?

 

[Impunity!]

Is Lake there?

Have they set up a coaches box for Scott so your ears are not damaged by his squealing?

Brad isn't here, he's in Ballarat working on the gameplan.

Boomer giving evidence now.

 

[Spuddage]

Has Shayne punched anyone yet or is her feedbag still full enough to distract her?
How is she dressed? Which designer has she gone with? Prada? Dolce? Caribu Horse Rugs?

 

[Impunity!]

Boomer taking off his shoes so he can count the number of times Pickering pinched him.

 

[QuietB]

Pickering OK according to medical report. Only bruised ego.

Sounds familiar. So 4 weeks then?

Also, did Boomer drive his new car?

 

[Impunity!]

Has Shayne punched anyone yet or is her feedbag still full enough to distract her?
How is she dressed? Which designer has she gone with? Prada? Dolce? Caribu Horse Rugs?

WTF Mrs Boomer is not a horse!

 

[Impunity!]

Boomer claims Pickering dakked him coming down the race before the game. Says he stole his favourite water bottle last time they played.

Working on the provocation angle I'd say

 

[Impunity!]

Harvey noting the number of games he's played. Says the Year 12 boys should get more respect from the Year 8s.

 

[Impunity!]

Claiming it was all Pickering's fault.

 

[Impunity!]

Boomer disputing the vision. Claims it is a conspiracy. Ukrainian rebels. Mainstream media.

 

[Impunity!]

Boomer adamant there are no tanks in Baghdad.

 

[picko]

Reep, I've heard the incredulous rumour that the whole event was instigated by the said Bulldogs player accusing Boomer of dropping a SBD. Boomer had no choice but to forcefully remind him that he who smelt it, dealt it. Any truth?







P.S. PHWOOOAAARRRR

 

[elMM]

I don't think SonOfReep is really at the tribunal.

 

[Impunity!]

Boomer is now claiming he takes his orders from an invisible leprechaun called Ian who follows him everywhere spouting Zionist rhetoric. Says Ian should be in the witness box, not him.

 

[Impunity!]

I don't think SonOfReep is really at the tribunal.

Mods please threadban

 

[Impunity!]

AFL counsel Dave Gleeson now questioning Boomer.

 

[Ant_]

SonOfReep Boomer is saying "Picken slid up his back". How did he defy gravity?

 

[Impunity!]

Dave Gleeson: "Are you seriously claiming you gave Pickering a Helping Hand to get up after the scuffle?"

Claims we all know Harvey Better than that

 

[Impunity!]

Harvey "Sometimes, things get a little crazy"

 

[Impunity!]

Harvey now holding his breath until he gets his way. Chairman is getting annoyed with the angle he's taking

 

[Impunity!]

Caro keeps taking swigs out of a bottle of Listerine. Robbo eyeing off the Listerine jealously

 

[Impunity!]

#saveboomer now Australia's most liveable hashtag!

 

[Impunity!]

Boomer: "If i was going to do something to his neck i would have put my whole weight on him."

HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT

 

[Impunity!]

including the lower case Is. That is how he speaks

 

[SurveySays!]

#saveboomer #shaveshayne #castingdispersions