Vintage Bay Reporting live from the Tribunal this afternoon

[royals1922]

AFL using the "Keep squealing little piggy" line...

 

[Impunity!]

The Chairman has directed the jury that it was a "throw". Harvey to be tested by biomechanic testers at the University of Western Australia. Umpire should have called "no ball".

 

[Ant_]

I'm impressed by them saying "it is a roll initiated by the other player". Pickering should be in the Aus gymnastics squad!

Maybe he was trying to Rick-Roll Picken?

 

[royals1922]

Sooz has commentated on the AFL site, as moronic as the usual stuff.

 

[Smeg Head]

The Chairman has directed the jury that it was a "throw". Harvey to be tested by biomechanic testers at the University of Western Australia. Umpire should have called "no ball".

He will enjoy having lots of balls stuck to him while being filmed.

 

[picko]

He will enjoy having lots of balls stuck to him while being filmed.

UWA will need to be careful, those balls can pinch the skin from time to time...

 

[ManOfClay]

The Chairman has directed the jury that it was a "throw". Harvey to be tested by biomechanic testers at the University of Western Australia. Umpire should have called "no ball".

North have appealed, asking for the testing to be done at FedUni's Ballarat campus

 

[Bender_]

Sooz has commentated on the AFL site, as moronic as the usual stuff.

Screen print please.

 

[Mancey]

Screen print please.

She judged the throw as a "hug"

Unfortunately I think it is an imposter

 

[Impunity!]

So we're waiting for the jury to come back. Just got given a Fantale by Caro. She's so nice!

 

[Impunity!]

Harvey visibly upset. Claims people are always picking on him. Says people keep emailing the club casting dispersions.

 

[Impunity!]

Mrs Boomer just took my Fantale, claims she has low blood sugar. JB gone to get her a buttered coffee.

 

[Smeg Head]

So we're waiting for the jury to come back. Just got given a Fantale by Caro. She's so nice!

So what was on the wrapper?

 

[Impunity!]

BOOMER GUILTY

 

[Mancey]

5 min of deliberation to return a guilty plea...the fix is in!

 

[Impunity!]

I know, what are the chances!

Submissions now on penalty.

 

[Impunity!]

Dave Gleeson submitting Harvey's record indicates he is a campaignershit of the highest order.

 

[Mancey]

GAWN

 

[Impunity!]

Says inside mids like Harvey are a blight on the game, stopping taggers like Pickering from playing the free-flowing football we'd otherwise see.

 

[SurveySays!]

#saveboomer #aflledconspiracy #thetruthisoutthere

 

[Impunity!]

Harvey is now crying 40% more tears. Robbo is getting visibly aroused.

 

[Impunity!]

Intentional-low impact-high contact / Unnecessary contact to the face should get Boomer 3 weeks up to 4 with bad record.

 

[Impunity!]

Gleeson asking for 3 weeks, tops

 

[Impunity!]

No need to apply Harvey's loading apparently. Harvey protests, saying he earned that loading fair and square.

 

[Impunity!]

Harvey's counsel has now left, stating North "got their free half hour".