Think Tank Request-a-rama - who's escaping your sinking ship?

[frggr]

Ahoy friends,

With Jack Macrae and Bailey Smith

6

Bailey Smith

Age

23

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

requesting trades away from the Kennel I got to thinking "I wonder if that's a reasonable measure of internal discontent?"

This thread is just to keep track of who's leaving which shit truck clubs across the AFL

Ranking:

1 player requests a trade - you're still buoyant
2 players request a trade/are traded out - you're taking on water
3 players request a trade/are traded out - you're going down
4 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the Titanic
5 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the OceanGate sub

Adelaide:

• Himmelberg (to the Sunnyboys)

Bulldogs:

• Macrae (Saints?)
• Smith (Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelonnnnnnnnnnnnng)
• Caleb Daniel
  35

  Caleb Daniel

  Age

  28

  Ht

  171cm

  Wt

  72kg

  Pos.

  M/F

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  21.3

  5star

  K

  11.5

  4star

  HB

  9.8

  5star

  M

  3.5

  4star

  T

  2.9

  4star

  CL

  1.4

  4star

  D

  19.5

  4star

  K

  11.1

  4star

  HB

  8.4

  4star

  M

  3.6

  4star

  T

  2.0

  3star

  CL

  1.0

  3star

  D

  16.4

  4star

  K

  7.2

  3star

  HB

  9.2

  5star

  M

  3.4

  4star

  T

  2.6

  4star

  CL

  0.2

  2star

  (?)

Carlton:

• Kennedy
• Owies (West Coast, Brisbane and Gold Coast)
• Martin (Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllonnnnnnnnnnnnng)

Richmunt:

• Baker
• Rioli
• Shite Bolt-on
• Thomas Lynch

Eagles:

• Tom Barass (Horfs)

Essendon:

• Jacob Stringer
  Player not found
  (Swans/GWS/Jail)

Giants - status TITANIC

• Isaac Cumming (Adelaide)
• Peatling
• Haynes (to Carlton for stupid amounts of money)
• Perryman (to 9thwood for stupid money )
• Connor Stone (Essington)
• Xavier O'Halloran (Bullflogs)
• Wade Derksen (Melbourne)

The Sunny Boys:

• Jack Lukosious (Adelaide?)
• Alex Davies
• Fiorini

Melbourne:

• Petracca (?)
• Alex Neal-Bullen
  30

  Alex Neal-bullen

  Age

  28

  Ht

  182cm

  Wt

  80kg

  Pos.

  Fwd

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  15.3

  4star

  K

  8.7

  3star

  HB

  6.6

  4star

  M

  2.8

  3star

  T

  4.1

  5star

  G

  0.8

  4star

  D

  10.5

  3star

  K

  6.0

  2star

  HB

  4.5

  3star

  M

  2.0

  2star

  T

  1.5

  2star

  G

  1.5

  5star

  D

  10.0

  3star

  K

  5.0

  2star

  HB

  5.0

  4star

  M

  1.4

  2star

  T

  2.0

  4star

  G

  1.0

  4star

  (Adelaide)
• Clayton "Please Sir, I Want Some More" Oliver (Geelong)

Collingwood:

• Johnny Noble
• Nathan Kreuger (wants to be traded back to Geelong )

Saints:

• Josh Battler (Hawks)
• Tom Campbell (Melbourne)

Sydney:

• Parker (Norf)

Port:

• Dan Houston
  5

  Dan Houston

  Age

  27

  Ht

  186cm

  Wt

  88kg

  Pos.

  Def

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  18.2

  5star

  K

  11.8

  4star

  HB

  6.4

  4star

  M

  4.9

  5star

  T

  3.0

  5star

  MG

  289.2

  4star

  D

  17.6

  4star

  K

  11.6

  4star

  HB

  6.0

  3star

  M

  3.3

  3star

  T

  3.4

  4star

  MG

  319.9

  5star

  D

  16.6

  4star

  K

  12.4

  5star

  HB

  4.2

  4star

  M

  7.0

  5star

  T

  2.6

  4star

  MG

  279.8

  5star

  (Carlton or lolNorf)
• Zak Butters
  9

  Zak Butters

  Age

  24

  Ht

  181cm

  Wt

  77kg

  Pos.

  Mid

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  14.3

  4star

  K

  7.7

  3star

  HB

  6.7

  4star

  M

  3.0

  3star

  T

  2.6

  4star

  CL

  0.8

  3star

  D

  14.7

  4star

  K

  8.9

  4star

  HB

  5.9

  3star

  M

  3.9

  4star

  T

  2.9

  4star

  CL

  1.1

  3star

  D

  17.0

  5star

  K

  9.0

  4star

  HB

  8.0

  5star

  M

  3.6

  4star

  T

  1.6

  4star

  CL

  0.6

  3star

  (might stay, will end up at Geelong)
• Kern

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Carlton - Jack Martin

21

Jack Martin

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.7

5star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

3.6

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.6

3star

(off to Freo)
Suck **** Stronzo JoseMourinho

 

[jannissary]

technically the package hasn't requested a trade. we're telling him to GAGF

 

[James Colorado]

Ahoy friends,

With Jack Macrae and Bailey Smith requesting trades away from the Kennel I got to thinking "I wonder if that's a reasonable measure of internal discontent?"

This thread is just to keep track of who's leaving which shit truck clubs across the AFL

Ranking:

1 player requests a trade - you're still buoyant
2 players request a trade/are traded out - you're taking on water
3 players request a trade/are traded out - you're going down
4 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the Titanic
5 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the OceanGate sub

Bulldogs:

Macrae
Smith
Caleb Daniel (?)

Richmunt:

Baker
Rioli
Shite Bolt-on
Thomas Lynch

Eagles:

Tom Barass

Essendon:

Jacob Stringer

The Sunny Boys:

Jack Lukosious

Melbourne:

Petracca (?)
Alex Neal-Bullen
Clayton "Please Sir, I Want Some More" Oliver

Collingwood:

Johnny Noble

Saints:

Josh Battler

Port:

Dan Houston
Zak Butters(?)

I think Essendon are actually increasing their buoyancy with this one.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Carlton - Jack Martin (off to Freo)
Suck **** Stronzo JoseMourinho

So you acknowledge your ship is sinking.

 

[frggr]

I think Essendon are actually increasing their buoyancy with this one.

It's like that movie "Up" but set on the water. Like Speed 2: Cruise Control.

 

[Purple Suit]

Carlton - Jack Martin (off to Freo)
Suck **** Stronzo JoseMourinho

You haven't finished

Owies - Carlton's best small forward (I know, how embarrasing)
Cerra - Really stalled his development when he got there, not sure why?

 

[frggr]

I can't actually believe they're moving Owies on but giving spuds like Motlop a free ride.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Backfire please mods

 

[STPer18]

Ahoy friends,

With Jack Macrae and Bailey Smith requesting trades away from the Kennel I got to thinking "I wonder if that's a reasonable measure of internal discontent?"

This thread is just to keep track of who's leaving which shit truck clubs across the AFL

Ranking:

1 player requests a trade - you're still buoyant
2 players request a trade/are traded out - you're taking on water
3 players request a trade/are traded out - you're going down
4 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the Titanic
5 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the OceanGate sub

Bulldogs:

Macrae
Smith
Caleb Daniel (?)

Richmunt:

Baker
Rioli
Shite Bolt-on
Thomas Lynch

Eagles:

Tom Barass

Essendon:

Jacob Stringer

The Sunny Boys:

Jack Lukosious

Melbourne:

Petracca (?)
Alex Neal-Bullen
Clayton "Please Sir, I Want Some More" Oliver

Collingwood:

Johnny Noble

Saints:

Josh Battler

Port:

Dan Houston
Zak Butters(?)

Please add Martin to 18thMOND's list.

 

[zackah]

technically the package hasn't requested a trade. we're telling him to GAGF

Along with Jayden “I was a shit forward and then moved to a back and wasn’t a shit back for 1 year but then became a shit back for 5 years” Laverde.

I think I pronounced his middle name correctly.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Ahoy friends,

With Jack Macrae and Bailey Smith requesting trades away from the Kennel I got to thinking "I wonder if that's a reasonable measure of internal discontent?"

This thread is just to keep track of who's leaving which shit truck clubs across the AFL

Ranking:

1 player requests a trade - you're still buoyant
2 players request a trade/are traded out - you're taking on water
3 players request a trade/are traded out - you're going down
4 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the Titanic
5 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the OceanGate sub

Bulldogs:

Macrae
Smith
Caleb Daniel (?)

Richmunt:

Baker
Rioli
Shite Bolt-on
Thomas Lynch

Eagles:

Tom Barass

Essendon:

Jacob Stringer

The Sunny Boys:

Jack Lukosious

Melbourne:

Petracca (?)
Alex Neal-Bullen
Clayton "Please Sir, I Want Some More" Oliver

Collingwood:

Johnny Noble

Saints:

Josh Battler

Port:

Dan Houston
Zak Butters(?)

Is porkins off to a fat camp now he's retired?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

So you acknowledge your ship is sinking.

Another 5 spoons coming up for the tankers real soon.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Is porkins off to a fat camp now he's retired?

He'd just eat everybody else there

 

[Triggering Tiger]

He'd just eat everybody else there

 

[Footy Is The Win]

So you acknowledge your ship is sinking.

Minimum posting requirement in the bay is 1 flag.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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He could always do some mine prospecting.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

He could always do some mine prospecting.

You know where that nugget is going

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You know where that nugget is going

Down his gob? Give us a booger mate!

 

[jannissary]

Along with Jayden “I was a shit forward and then moved to a back and wasn’t a shit back for 1 year but then became a shit back for 5 years” Laverde.

I think I pronounced his middle name correctly.

sounds european to me

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

 

[frggr]

technically the package hasn't requested a trade. we're telling him to GAGF

Whatever helps you sleep at night

 

[frggr]

Backfire please mods

They should backfire your birth certificate

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]