Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
Good Grand Final eve everyone, I'm here again and just about to down my 3rd Widget can of Guinness, my teammate and good friend Elton Johns Wig suggested the other day that i try these. What the f**k is a Widget can i can hear being murmured, here we go. A Widget can is a can with a little ping pong type ball with a hole in it that is put in the can when filling, just before the can is sealed a little bit of liquid nitrogen is put in which finds its way into the ball and when opened it comes out and gives really good head, cough cough
Ok i can here everyone saying what the f**k is he doing here? By now you would've read that we the OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS have agreed to the Wonders request of a twilight grand final tomorrow night, we've already played the first night game in the SFA earlier in the season then followed it up with the first four way matchthread. Three firsts in only our second season clearly makes us the SFA trendsetters and surely in seasons to come the most valuable team in the SFA, kudos to our esteemed chancellor Tigerturbulance
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