Food, Drink & Dining Out Roll ups

[SwampCreature]

Chewy, get stuck in your teeth and not actually fruit in any way, probably difficult to scientifically justify as food really. Uncle Toby's even has the audacity to put them in single-serves like they're some delicacy.

What are your experiences with these truly tasteless, overrated snacks?

 

[perthblue]

what is this, BigPrimaryschoolrecess.com??

 

[Doss]

I had a loose tooth when I was about six and used a roll up to to rip it out ahead of time. It was awesome.

 

[SwampCreature]

what is this, BigPrimaryschoolrecess.com??

As if Rog hadn't already bought that domain

 

[SwampCreature]

I had a loose tooth when I was about six and used a roll up to to rip it out ahead of time. It was awesome.

what is this amateurdentistry.com???

 

[Marklar_33]

I had a loose tooth when I was about six and used a roll up to to rip it out ahead of time. It was awesome.

I had a not loose tooth and managed to rip that out. It was ****ed

 

[Doss]

what is this amateurdentistry.com???

sweepshotsdontcount.com

 

[Scotland]

Real fruit*. Flat out.

*dubious claim

Dunkaroos > Roll Ups.

 

[La Dispute]

Loving this newfound snacky template

Used to love them back in the day. Anyone else used to roll them up into a ball and eat them that way?

 

[The Passenger]

$4.10 for a pack of 6 at Woolworths. That's nearly 70c a roll and $43.60/kg.

Bargain.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Sheets of moulded sugar with colouring. I prefer muesli bars.

$4.10 for a pack of 6 at Woolworths. That's nearly 70c a roll and $43.60/kg.

Bargain.

Or $9 for 2 on their specials.

 

[Plugger35]

I had a loose tooth when I was about six and used a roll up to to rip it out ahead of time. It was awesome.

I lost a tooth biting into a Scooby Doo ice cream on my 6th birthday, didn't take much if they were wobbly enough.

 

[Doss]

I lost a tooth biting into a Scooby Doo ice cream on my 6th birthday, didn't take much if they were wobbly enough.

It was either that or tie a string around it and slam the door!

 

[SwampCreature]

I lost a tooth biting into a Scooby Doo ice cream on my 6th birthday, didn't take much if they were wobbly enough.

It's the way you shattered a tooth that matters.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Don't roll ups have to be rated to be overrated? Wouldn't even be in my top 500 snacks

 

[Gough]

Don't roll ups have to be rated to be overrated? Wouldn't even be in my top 500 snacks

Please list 1-500 of your favourite snacks.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Please list 1-500 of your favourite snacks.

500. Pop tarts
499. Nerds
498. Rolos

497-1 coming soon

 

[Richard Cranium]

pop tarts at 500? **** outta here.

 

[SwampCreature]

Rollos at 498?

**** outta here

 

[Richard Cranium]

more like rolols.

lol!

 

[SwampCreature]

Rollos are no laughing matter sir.

 

[Richard Cranium]

what about rolos, though?

 

[Doss]

My school canteen used to sell raspberry licorice straps for 5c a strap when I was in Grade 2. Those things were so tough they'd almost tear the skin off your gums.

Pretty hard when I had an onion tied around my belt, as was the fashion at the time.

 

[Marklar_33]

It's the way you shattered a tooth that matters.

Nice

 

[Lore]

I had a loose tooth when I was about six and used a roll up to to rip it out ahead of time. It was awesome.

Likewise, except I was 11 and it was a molar. It was also the last time I ever had a roll-up...