Game Day Ross Lyon's Moorabbin Marauders vs Chris Fagan's Brisbane Investment Bankers - The Moral Victory Cup

[frggr]

Greetings from the future, Bay.

I know it's only Thursday night but you can post a game day Fred whenever you like, so I am.

After a promising start, Ross Lyon's merry band of misfits got off to a reasonable start, giving fans hope, before resuming standard programming. Who would've thunk it.

Meanwhile on Meanjin, Chris Fagan's been let out of the nursing home to coach his "A-grade list" to a lucky 13th position after finishing Top 2 last year, effectively pulling the reverse Collingwood.

With Big Joe D stinking up the forward line with his casual approach to football, and Max King

12

Max King

Age

24

Ht

202cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

1star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.4

5star

stinking up the other end with his casual approach to everything, it's truly a clash of the titans.

Will Charlie Cameron

23

Charlie Cameron

Age

30

Ht

180cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.9

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.2

4star

get taken home, finally?
Does Jade Gresham

11

Jade Gresham

Age

27

Ht

177cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

10.8

4star

HB

6.8

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

11.8

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

regret jumping from one sinking ship to another?
Will Dayne Zorko

15

Dayne Zorko

Age

35

Ht

175cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

8.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

6.0

5star

CL

3.6

5star

D

14.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

5.0

5star

CL

2.0

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

6.6

5star

CL

1.2

4star

make someone cry?
Will Saints members parade Ross Lyon's head around on a pike?
Will Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

stage for free kicks?

Who knows. Who cares.

There can only be one moral victor at the end when the siren goes.

Saints by 4 missed free kicks.

 

[STPer18]

Too many goals.

 

[frggr]

Oh I just noticed Brisbane's decline coincided with them hiring Trent Cotchin

9

Trent Cotchin

Age

34

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.4

5star

K

13.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

5.2

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.5

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.3

5star

CL

3.5

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.0

3star

into a coaching role.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Oh I just noticed Brisbane's decline coincided with them hiring Trent Cotchin into a coaching role.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence

Since Brooke moved up there, the Lions players have been accused of playing up/cheating on their partners off field.

When Mary Sue infects your footy club, bad things end up happening
#kardashimond

 

[frggr]

Since Brooke moved up there, the Lions players have been accused of playing up/cheating on their partners off field.

When Mary Sue infects your footy club, bad things end up happening
#kardashimond

Wonder if Brooke flew solo on the "boys trip" to Vegas?

 

[V_23]

frggr posting this gameday fred now in case he gets bant again before the game starts.

Smart...

 

[StMojo]

We should easily win, these spanks lost too Richmond.

 

[frggr]

frggr posting this gameday fred now in case he gets bant again before the game starts.

Smart...

Am I ineligible for the Rising Star now? DanWA what are your thoughts?

 

[philreich]

This could be a grand final preview. Of course, that's about as likely as Julia Gillard becoming Miss Universe.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

We should easily win, these spanks lost too Richmond.

You support a team of Ballerinas lol go to hell

 

[frggr]

You support a team of Ballerinas lol go to hell

Nah, ballerinas are tough, strong mofos

Actually I should change the Fred title.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Nah, ballerinas are tough, strong mofos

Actually I should change the Fred title.

Well they certainly are a lot more fit and athletic then any of us could ever hope to be for sure.

 

[frggr]

Well they certainly are a lot more fit and athletic then any of us could ever hope to be for sure.

That is true - still, wouldn't pull on a Saints ju....oh we're talking about ballerinas. I'd definitely jam on a tutu

 

[StMojo]

You support a team of Ballerinas lol go to hell

 

[rdhopkins2]

AFL should be giving out free alcohol to really give the fans something to be excited about at home. Hopefully Ross prioritises exciting footy over insomnia curing football.

 

[frggr]

Only 5 or so hours until this battle of the Titans begins!

 

[FISTO]

Saints extremely watchable footy against Brisbane never left brown streaks on their bedding

Game of the year

 

[jannissary]

i sometimes see aints players at work and they're some of the most depressed people on the planet. i look like death most of the time (sub 6 hours of sleep since 2016 #prosleeper)

and yet, in comparison? i look healthy, happy and alive.

 

[frggr]

i sometimes see aints players at work and they're some of the most depressed people on the planet. i look like death most of the time (sub 6 hours of sleep since 2016 #prosleeper)

and yet, in comparison? i look healthy, happy and alive.

Which bordello is that? The Daily Planet?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Saints love playing interstate.
Bears by 53

 

[Mentallo]

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I'm so upset that Ross Lyon is back destroying football again that I don't even know that I can watch this. It's like watching your favourite pet die in front you, all of your happy memories of the sport just fade out like the life from your dog's eyes.

Why did the saints bring him back? It is causing me physical pain.

 

[frggr]

I'm so upset that Ross Lyon is back destroying football again that I don't even know that I can watch this. It's like watching your favourite pet die in front you, all of your happy memories of the sport just fade out like the life from your dog's eyes.

Why did the saints bring him back? It is causing me physical pain.

It's causing Saints fans pain too, take solace in that!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Want St Kilda to lose closely due to controversial umpire for pure Plugger35 and StMojo melts ...

Also folks, remember to tag zackah after every Joe goal ! Keep racking up the Lizzie and Nellie reacts

 

[frggr]

Want St Kilda to lose closely due to controversial umpire for pure Plugger35 and StMojo melts ...

Also folks, remember to tag zackah after every Joe goal ! Keep racking up the Lizzie and Nellie reacts

Pole added.