Chipmunk
100% pacifist, British
- Feb 14, 2020
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MOD NOTE - Supplement: The River Styxx and Roland
"As previously advised the River Styxx is in flood. P4L and I had to go to higher ground from our vantage point on the bank. My roman sandals are wet and muddy.
Our poor Ferryman has had a terrible time safely conveying the mutilated bodies across the raging and furious torrent. One or two may have fallen from the Ferry.
P4L and I consumed a brekky of mushrooms on toast (they were yummy but one or two had an unusual colour) and very strong espressos with a dash (just to keep out the cold).
A few minutes after we finished, a ghastly quasi human shape dragged itself from the torrent. Dear players I confess to cowering behind P4L because of the horrors of the spectre. Firstly it had no head and its wizened body was covered in weeds and missing other body parts. Worse it carried a Thompson gun and other weapons.
We had a short unpleasant conversation.
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P4L - Who the * are you?
Ghastly Spectre - I am Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner
Me (in a whimper) - erm... yip yip ... watcha want?
Roland - on Day 4 and Day 5 of your game I am gunna use my Gunner function to maybe kill a player to exact revenge on the lazy and those that got up my sleeve.
P4L and me in sorta unison - Bewdy. But you are ghost, how will you do this?
Roland - I will let you two turkeys know and you can announce it in what passes as your game thread.
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Ok what does this mean? Two people may croak; one today and one tomorrow.
Well, let’s see if Hatchy1992 and eth-dog bring their famed insight to the game today.