Game Day Round 20 vs. GWS @ MCG – Saturday, 7:30 pm AEST

[Scythe94]

It feels like we hardly ever play against GWS, a claim that is backed up by the 'Recent Encounters' graphic on AFL.com.au only showing our last two clashes, rather than the three they claim I think the third most recent one was the infamous Jayden Hunt

5

Jayden Hunt

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

Mario Kart game, Bluelegs?

Last week was a big week for the 'Petty is not a ruck/anything but a KPD' crew, with Melbourne's midfield copping an all-time pantsing from the West (West) Horsham crew. Blame doesn't just sit with him however, as Melbourne's mids flat-out refused to defend/chase their adversaries from the opening bounce.

Anyway, onto this exciting affair! The Dees come up against Coleman Medal contender, Jesse Hogan

23

Jesse Hogan

Age

29

Ht

196cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

5.7

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

4.3

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

0.0

1star

G

0.0

1star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

6.4

5star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

, the league's new best tagger, Toby Bedford

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Toby Bedford

Age

24

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

2.0

1star

HB

6.0

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.0

1star

D

8.0

2star

K

2.0

1star

HB

6.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.0

1star

D

8.0

2star

K

2.0

1star

HB

6.0

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.0

1star

, Callums_Guns and a team that has won three on the trot, the GWS Giants

Max Gawn

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Max Gawn

Age

33

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

returns (?) for the home team sporting a bionic ankle and previously unseen levels of hypermobility. In news that has SHOOK the Melbourne Board to its core, Tom Sparrow

32

Tom Sparrow

Age

24

Ht

183cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

5star

has also been dropped for the first time since 2021 (for now).

On paper, the Giants should really win this by plenty, though they have been flaky at times this season, and it's just about last chance saloon in 2024 for this faltering Demons side.

Have at it (and pray for the BigFooty post scheduling tool to eventually be resurrected).​

 

[Bluelegs]

It feels like we hardly ever play against GWS, a claim that is backed up by the 'Recent Encounters' graphic on AFL.com.au only showing our last two clashes, rather than the three they claim I think the third most recent game was the infamous Jayden Hunt Mario Kart game, Bluelegs?
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It really was the most bewildering bit of play

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

No Michael Evans

Michael Evans

Age

32

Ht

180cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.0

4star

K

9.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

14.6

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

1.0

3star

, no Melbourne vs GWS

 

[Topkent]

It really was the most bewildering bit of play

Look at that Melbourne scoring fest, what a team to watch

 

[Bluelegs]

Look at that Melbourne scoring fest, what a team to watch

Going to be a big challenge but I look forward to seeing you trying to convince the board that 2021 was actually shit.

 

[Scythe94]

Going to be a big challenge but I look forward to seeing you trying to convince the board that 2021 was actually shit.

Please don't take on that challenge Topkent, I'm tired.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Please don't take on that challenge Topkent, I'm tired.

Just pass on any reports or pms you get to us directly and we will take care of them for you.

 

[Topkent]

Going to be a big challenge but I look forward to seeing you trying to convince the board that 2021 was actually shit.

Ezpz, was great at the time was shit for everything afterwards, made us complacent and arrogant and made us pig headedly stick to the same boring backwards game plan

 

[CNDee]

Ezpz, was great at the time was shit for everything afterwards, made us complacent and arrogant and made us pig headedly stick to the same boring backwards game plan

Everything afterwards? last year we had no key forward and we missed out on 2nd place by a corrupt var system and then dominated 2 teams but petty and then melksham were injured. Am I right in saying you weren’t at the games?

 

[Bluelegs]

Ezpz, was great at the time was shit for everything afterwards, made us complacent and arrogant and made us pig headedly stick to the same boring backwards game plan

Scythe94

 

[Topkent]

Everything afterwards? last year we had no key forward and we missed out on 2nd place by a corrupt var system and then dominated 2 teams but petty and then melksham were injured. Am I right in saying you weren’t at the games?

 

[CNDee]

Did you watch the games live?

 

[Topkent]

Did you watch the games live?

Which time clapping the team off for a 50 points score was your favourite big dog?

 

[CNDee]

Which time clapping the team off for a 50 points score was your favourite big dog?

I’ll fill you in. We dominated inside 50’s, both games. I don’t know how it looked on tv but JVR was sucked into the play up the ground which is natural for a young guy. Both opposition teams nearly had there whole team in our backline. Might look different on tv but that’s how the games went. We lost by singular points both games. That’s why i say petty and melk but mainly petty was that last little piece to glory. That’s life

 

[Topkent]

I’ll fill you in. We dominated inside 50’s, both games. I don’t know how it looked on tv but JVR was sucked into the play up the ground which is natural for a young guy. Both opposition teams nearly had there whole team in our backline. Might look different on tv but that’s how the games went. We lost by singular points both games. That’s why i say petty and melk but mainly petty was that last little piece to glory. That’s life

We dominated inside 50 because teams let us because we bombed to the pockets and played for stoppages. Simple.
Teams loved us doing that, it's why we don't score and it's boring as bat shit

Petty's a shit forward, worst in the competition this year but sure he's the difference

 

[Jamurp]

This is the big one.

 

[Crusty Demon]

This is the big one.

For GWS All Stars it is. How embarrassing if they lose. Even money game with the bookies. Easy $$ on the All Stars

 

[ptrg]

First time in over 5 years that I've actively chosen not to go to a home game - voting against our ugly, unenjoyable style of play, with my feet.

Could be a shocking crowd - both live and on tv.

Most Dee fans feel much the same way about how crap and uninspiring we are to watch, GWS have 6 fans attending, and on TV, it's up against Aus V USA Swimming night 1 in the Olympics.

All on Goodwin and the coaching team.

 

[melbun]

I might go if I can find my orange windcheater.

 

[Crusty Demon]

First time in over 5 years that I've actively chosen not to go to a home game - voting against our ugly, unenjoyable style of play, with my feet.

Could be a shocking crowd - both live and on tv.

Most Dee fans feel much the same way about how crap and uninspiring we are to watch, GWS have 6 fans attending, and on TV, it's up against Aus V USA Swimming night 1 in the Olympics.

All on Goodwin and the coaching team.

Will be a poor crowd. I'd be there with my boys, but I've got Kings Of Thrash in the city tonight. Gotta get my Megadeth on \m/\m/

How good was it to see Gojira last night at the Olympic ceremony? Probably not any metal heads on here, but easily the highlight of an otherwise s* opening ceremony.

 

[Dory_77]

Will be a poor crowd. I'd be there with my boys, but I've got Kings Of Thrash in the city tonight. Gotta get my Megadeth on \m/\m/

How good was it to see Gojira last night at the Olympic ceremony? Probably not any metal heads on here, but easily the highlight of an otherwise s* opening ceremony.

Didn't know Gojira were playing until I opened IG this morning, would've been worth a watch for them.

 

[Scythe94]

I’ll fill you in. We dominated inside 50’s, both games. I don’t know how it looked on tv but JVR was sucked into the play up the ground which is natural for a young guy. Both opposition teams nearly had there whole team in our backline.

JVR didn't play in the semi.

 

[ptrg]

Still shattered the fabled French nationalism couldn't drag Draft Punk outta retirement

 

[Scythe94]

For GWS All Stars it is. How embarrassing if they lose. Even money game with the bookies. Easy $$ on the All Stars

Man, why do you hate GWS so much? Lol.

Surely not still a $cully thing?

 

[Crusty Demon]

Didn't know Gojira were playing until I opened IG this morning, would've been worth a watch for them.

Genuinely shocked they were part of it. Incredible band. Glad they got acknowledged. Was pretty impressive as well. Great live band. Saw them at The Forum on their recent tour. Never seen the place so packed tbh.