State of Origin Round 3: Vic Metro VS Vic Country at the MCG

[Wise Guy Sam]

Metro sucks dick

No no, we only try to look like we do. And that look is spectacular.

Idiot.

 

[RookieListed]

Hopefully destroying W.A doesn't take to long might be able to see this Victorian derby.

 

[ClarkeM]

No no, we only try to look like we do. And that look is spectacular.

Idiot.

Shut up loser

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Also I don't think Metrosexual is still a thing.

It was a simpler time when the metro was short for metrorrhagia but that confused people as you guys are the counts.

I've linked the wiki page as you yokels will miss my clever joke otherwise.

 

[The Jet]

You would know, playing for the Swamprats and all.

boomerlagandpls!

Well der, I'm glad you know what it feels like. You're quick on the uptake

Metro sucks dick

Speaking from experience hey Clarkey?

 

[lanky_wes]

Metro sucks dick

Jealous Clarkey that you play for the fake big v (country) and not the real Big V (metro)?

 

[Mr Gor]

8========D

 

[Marlowe]

Metro sucks dick

And counts were engineered specifically for insertion. We have so much in common.

 

[okeydoke7]

This game never fails to deliver.

Let's keep the undefeated streak going. Country hicks.

 

[bomberlegend2007]

boomerlagandpls!

Well der, I'm glad you know what it feels like. You're quick on the uptake



Speaking from experience hey Clarkey?

You do know Boomerlagend started from your butchering of the English language?

Plus, we are 1/1. 50% win rate which will be improved by a massive win against you city slickers.

The Swamprats, like Metro, are just shit. But, you knew that already eh?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

You do know Boomerlagend started from your butchering of the English language?

Plus, we are 1/1. 50% win rate which will be improved by a massive win against you city slickers.

The Swamprats, like Metro, are just shit. But, you knew that already eh?

100% win rate > 50%

Loser

Plus you have Crowie at FF. LOL.

Team, we'll let Crowie run around by himself, whenever he has a shot on goal, it's pretty much guaranteed to be a behind.

That's why we had to force him out of the forward line at the Wonders, and we started winning a lot more because of it.

 

[bomberlegend2007]

100% win rate > 50%

Loser

Plus you have Crowie at FF. LOL.

Team, we'll let Crowie run around by himself, whenever he has a shot on goal, it's pretty much guaranteed to be a behind.

That's why we had to force him out of the forward line at the Wonders, and we started winning a lot more because of it.

Hold onto the 100% win rate, as it will 66% after we have a solid win.

Even if Crowie does kick poorly, which is unlikely, we have a strong midfield to kick a winning score.

 

[croweater 41]

100% win rate > 50%

Loser

Plus you have Crowie at FF. LOL.

Team, we'll let Crowie run around by himself, whenever he has a shot on goal, it's pretty much guaranteed to be a behind.

That's why we had to force him out of the forward line at the Wonders, and we started winning a lot more because of it.

Do that at you own peril.

I made a name for myself at the wonders kicking goals.

 

[tigland]

I have been shoving balls down Croweater's throat all series.

be afraid Metro, be afraid!!!!

Wait something not right there........

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Hold onto the 100% win rate, as it will 66% after we have a solid win.

Even if Crowie does kick poorly, which is unlikely, we have a strong midfield to kick a winning score.

You mean the midfield that kicked a collective 3 goals?

Well, that is a winning score for your standards, where your FF, croweater 41 kick 1.3 the week before hahaha

Do that at you own peril.

I made a name for myself at the wonders kicking goals.

Then I came along and pushed you out.

Sounds about right.

 

[croweater 41]

You mean the midfield that kicked a collective 3 goals?

Well, that is a winning score for your standards, where your FF, croweater 41 kick 1.3 the week before hahaha


Then I came along and pushed you out.

Sounds about right.

I had done enough by the time you arrived. Thats why i am 2nd (maybe 3rd I am not really sure) on the wonders all time goal kicking list.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Can't wait to belt these cocky flogs. Go the Counts! Show 'em what's what.

 

[croweater 41]

Son of God

Game vs Victoria Metro:
B: Claypigeon, Gibbsy, Mobbenfuhrer
HB: The Half Back, Fred, Gentlemen
C: Bomberlegend2007, Frankston Rover, ClarkeM
HF: TheMidRunner, Shallow, Grockadoc
F: AshtonAgar, croweater41, Igloo
R: GETSOMENUTS, Tigland, GutsyBug

Int: Broken Bucketss

Position Changes
Grockadoc - HFF
GutsyBug - R

No need to make many changes to a winning side. Looking forward to winning over a shittier version of Victoria.

Just add official team sheet to this post BL

I don't want to win and then have some sort of bull shit appeal against us

 

[bomberlegend2007]

Just add official team sheet to this post BL

I don't want to win and then have some sort of bull shit appeal against us

Done!

 

[lanky_wes]

100% win rate > 50%

Loser

Plus you have Crowie at FF. LOL.

Team, we'll let Crowie run around by himself, whenever he has a shot on goal, it's pretty much guaranteed to be a behind.

That's why we had to force him out of the forward line at the Wonders, and we started winning a lot more because of it.

Crowie is just as likely to walk onto the ground thinking he is playing full back and kick the ball in our direction.

 

[The Jet]

Criminal Counts!

What a wild day it was today to say the least!

So there I was, down at Sunshine on my way to the police station to pick up lost property, my mobile that I left int he taxi yesterday when all of a sudden, there out of no where, a wild bunch of hicks, shouting and all red as beetroots, making a fuss about being handcuffed by the police, all being let in to the police station for further questioning!

I went in to the police station and asked what the hell was going on?!

The policeman told me a bunch of hillbillies were just arrested for impersonating State of Origin players!

Out of no where, a couple of them yelled out they were just here for the upcoming State of Origin match against Vic Metro! But the officers wanted nothing to do with the tom foolery that was happening before their eyes!, The cops then shoved them all in to the interview room to take the mug shots.

All of a sudden, the press arrived at the police station, word got out (ok, some muppet leaked it to the press!). Soon after, a mugshot got leaked to the press, front page of tomorrows newspaper.

But what about the upcoming Round 3 encounter of Metro Vs Country? Surely in grave danger of being a non event!

Never fear called the policemen at the front counter! We're rushing this mob through the Sunshine courts next door, we run everything spot on, unlike our country cousins in the um er country!

Only the best from this cop shop! The Three best policemen Sunshine could ever afford, led them in to the court next door ...

There was a wild mob outside court that wanted them lynched ahead of the do or die SoO match later this week!

Fortunately for the 'Counts' SoO team, they were not allowed inside the court!

However, the press were allowed in and another photo was brought to hand of these 'impersonators' ...

At the time of print, court was still in!

Now no one knows if the Metro vs Country match will even go ahead, no one knows if the 'Counts' will even be able to field a team!

Boy oh boy, Wowee!

To cut a long story short, YES, I got my mobile back!

Now we can bet on the horses before the game and at half time in the rooms! Giddy up!

 

[bomberlegend2007]

I didn't know I was Amish.

 

[fumbler]

I didn't know I was Amish.

No i'm Hamish your Andy.

 

[okeydoke7]

Can't wait to belt these cocky flogs. Go the Counts! Show 'em what's what.

WAIT A MINUTE...YOU'RE FROM THE COUNTRY?



What the hell was I thinking letting your mob into this league?

 

[cooney]

Cmon Metro lets make it 3 in a row against these country flogs.