Game Day Round 5 vs. Brisbane @ MCG – 7:30 pm AEST (Tholstrup Debut)

[Lampers]

THE MIGHTY DEES
ARE BACK IN TOWN
WE DON'T BEND OR BREAK
WE DON'T BACK DOWN

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Hmm, reckon it's probably advantageous to bend now and then.

Clearly the no bending is a reference to May and Lever’s ability at ground level.

 

[mrmonkey]

Joey montagna is off us, thinks we've papered over cracks. Loss incoming

 

[jhong]

Did you hear the phone call Kolt made to them?

Classic stuff!

Yeah fantastic.

 

[netslave]

hope Daniher and Hipwood are at their usual wayward form in front of goal and the young Kolt kicks 2.

 

[Toump Ass]

Reckon it was 2019 against Richmond, a bloke knocked himself out and it was very awkward. Robbo ended the segment and they somehow got the guy off the ground, felt like a comedy skit.

Speckies should be left to the professionals IMO.

2017 I did kick to kick at Marvel after Dees Dogs and knocked out a toddler after mistiming my leap. Very happy little girls parents were arguing amongst themselves, had plenty of time to make an escape.

 

[mrmonkey]

If you're going to play enter sandman before the team comes out acting tough then don't mention demon spirit

 

[Lampers]

Speckies should be left to the professionals IMO.

2017 I did kick to kick at Marvel after Dees Dogs and knocked out a toddler after mistiming my leap. Very happy little girls parents were arguing amongst themselves, had plenty of time to make an escape.

But did you get a good sit on the little girl’s shoulders? And did you take the mark all the way to the ground? You’re missing details.

 

[Daemon]

Joey montagna is off us, thinks we've papered over cracks. Loss incoming

I think he's right. Think Brisbane might touch us up a bit.

 

[mrmonkey]

I'm full Vail of negatively tonight. Had a delay on the train. Not allowing good beers out real nanny state stuff. Honestly going to the footy sucks. If we are shit tonight I'm going to do my best to damage mcg seats as best I can.

 

[Toump Ass]

But did you get a good sit on the little girl’s shoulders? And did you take the mark all the way to the ground? You’re missing details.

I was pissed as shit. If I managed to touch the ball it probably bounced off my face.

 

[jhong]

The kids parents made it .

 

[netslave]

BT with the chemicals gag

 

[Bluelegs]

Love Tholstrups energy

 

[netslave]

Nibbler

 

[Toump Ass]

Gun.

 

[Bluelegs]

ANB

 

[mrmonkey]

Really poor defence by Brisbane ANB opponent just peeled off him for some reason.

 

[Topkent]

Oath well done nibs. Shittest start to a game I've ever seen I think

 

[netslave]

good hustle by Langdon

 

[Bluelegs]

That's a shit house call

 

[jhong]

Oliver on the bench

 

[Topkent]

Nice Shepard Langdon you dickhead.

 

[mrmonkey]

Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

32

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

is as about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

 

[Topkent]

Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

32

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

's so good

 

[netslave]

textbook skyball entry by Trac