Official Match Thread S16 Pre-Season Second Semi-Final: Roys FC V East Side Hawks @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[pantskyle]

See, virtually no work was put into that, making the ratio relatively acceptable (ie shit insult, no work discernible).

This in opposition to 3KZ, who has obviously put a lot of work into altering our name, but the insult remains terrible. Ergo the ratio is an insult to him more than anyone else.

You are a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

 

[Kooka]

my, we are busy today. I need a gin & tonic!

 

[Dagless]

You are a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

Ratio is terrrrrrriiibbbbllleeee.

Good insult, but CnPing Shakes' places the hard work aspect at less than zero.

You've somehow achieved a negative ratio

/worldimplodes

 

[pantskyle]

Ratio is terrrrrrriiibbbbllleeee.

Good insult, but CnPing Shakes' places the hard work aspect at less than zero.

You've somehow achieved a negative ratio

/worldimplodes

Two negatives = a positive so thank you.

 

[Dagless]

Two negatives = a positive so thank you.

The insult was a positive?

The work involved outweighs it however.

 

[Dagless]

East Side Hawks - Official Team Sheet

Tarkyn_24

B              Showbag            HARPSichord          Pie In The Sky
HB           Probitas            Dagless              mClarke329
C              Bryce_Jersey17      Itsmyshow            Matt121
HF            MG MG              TRAWP                RoaringUniLions
F             fyfie3011          Mr Eagle            Dwight Schrute
R             Larrikin            Karnezis_13          Lunchlady Doris
I              Les Norton          Gongswan
Emerg          PooMonkey          Gilbert_Hodge        Tarkyn_24
              grizzlym            Magpies2010          Network Nerd
 
 
 
Changes -
HARPSichord from INT to FULL BACK
MG MG from FULL BACK to HALF FORWARD
Gongswan from HALF FORWARD to INT
Larrikin from CENTRE to RUCK
TRAWP from RUCK to HALF FORWARD
Bryce from HALF FORWARD to CENTRE
Fyfie from HALF BACK to FOWARD POCKET
Dagless from FORWARD POCKET to HALF BACK

Might change this yet, depending on whether I screwed it up and realise it after.

And I just wanted that sex-on-legs spine.

And after much OCDing, team list organisation matches the quality of the team itself.

/cryingbecausequotingthrowsitoutofwhack.

 

[Mobbs]

See, virtually no work was put into that, making the ratio relatively acceptable (ie shit insult, no work discernible).

This in opposition to 3KZ, who has obviously put a lot of work into altering our name, but the insult remains terrible. Ergo the ratio is an insult to him more than anyone else.

How is the output:return ratio working for you at the moment, Dags?

 

[Broken]

You are a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

So that's where my meat went. The Hawks are playing very dirty.

 

[Dagless]

How is the output:return ratio working for you at the moment, Dags?

Tis impeccable at the moment.

 

[3KZ is Football]

How is the output:return ratio working for you at the moment, Dags?

Don't be too hard on him Mobbs, while Dagless is trying to put on a brave face, I have actually managed to get inside his huge and cavernous cranium where I am currently using his tiny little mind as my own personal plaything. Even the simple task of posting the team sheet is completely beyond him.

 

[Dagless]

Don't be too hard on him Mobbs, while Dagless is trying to put on a brave face, I have actually managed to get inside his huge and cavernous cranium where I am currently using his tiny little mind as my own personal plaything. Even the simple task of posting the team sheet is completely beyond him.

Often the fool himself who claims to see the fool in others. Remember that one son, might help you one day.

/geauxhawks

(PS attempted insults against my intelligence will win you no points in this bout. I hardly consider it bantering, and barely above 'Who are you?' as an insult to ones value to the SFA community.)

 

[Slax]

Speaking of sexy Roys ...

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET - ROYS FFC

B.  flea29          Kooka          Silent Alarm
HB. Slax            Mobbenfuhrer  royboy 29
C.  3KZ Is Football  Freakie        Broken
HF. fitzroybulldog  Cheetah        Maroon Goon
F.  royboy2          Fred          FattyLumpkin
 
Foll: pantskyle, Carn the Roys!, Reardo
Int : junction oval, Dicky Fitzwell
 
Dicky Fitzwell from OUT to Int. Made4September from Int to OUT.
junction oval from OUT to Int. Stocka from Int to OUT.
 
Supps : Made4September, Roylion, Stocka, PTizzle, Killer, Ed_Gein, icefreak

Tarkyn_24

Either I'm in the wrong change rooms or I need new glasses because sexy isn't a word I know.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Yeah, well speaking of Dagless!

The Fool: "The hedge sparrow fed the cuckoo so long, That it had it head bit off by it young.
King Lear, Scene IV

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

this is some of the most highfalutin banter i've ever seen, didn't no the BF boards was capable of such things, i'm impressed.

 

[pantskyle]

Dagless whats the chance any of your team mates will come and help you out? I genuinely feel sad for you. I'm certain the other Roys do as well.

 

[Dagless]

Dagless whats the chance any of your team mates will come and help you out? I genuinely feel sad for you. I'm certain the other Roys do as well.

If anything, the Roys should be the ones calling for backup for this Dagless-onslaught.

Volume of posters has little to do with the quality the Roys may or may not be providing.

 

[pantskyle]

If anything, the Roys should be the ones calling for backup for this Dagless-onslaught.

Volume of posters has little to do with the quality the Roys may or may not be providing.

It's not about bantering my good man, we just don't want you to feel lonely. We're a close knit group and BJ Oval so we care.

We really do.

 

[Dagless]

It's not about bantering my good man, we just don't want you to feel lonely. We're a close knit group and BJ Oval so we care.

We really do.

I require none of your love or pity. /cry

PS I joined the SFA to make a difference, but all I got to do was post my 24000th post in a crappy Roys thread.

 

[Broken]

Dagless whats the chance any of your team mates will come and help you out? I genuinely feel sad for you. I'm certain the other Roys do as well.

I think they're too busy planning their Season 17 expansion bid.

 

[Dagless]

I think they're too busy planning their Season 17 expansion bid.

The East Side Hawks Reserves is a worthy expansion club.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

the lonely soldier marches on in the face of adversity, trudging wearily to their inevitable demise.

congrats on the 24k.

 

[Dagless]

the lonely soldier marches on in the face of adversity, trudging wearily to their inevitable demise.

congrats on the 24k.

Congrats?!?!? It's nothing to be proud of...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Congrats?!?!? It's nothing to be proud of...

every little milestone should be celebrated, no matter how small, or so the ladies tell me.

 

[pantskyle]

I require none of your love or pity. /cry

PS I joined the SFA to make a difference, but all I got to do was post my 24000th post in a crappy Roys thread.

What kind of way is that to speak about us? Here we are holding you close. Keeping you comfortable and you bad mouth us?

You swine.

 

[pantskyle]

Congrats?!?!? It's nothing to be proud of...

It's a milestone you'll beat with every future post.

Congrats,