Competition S27 Finals Flogstradamus

[TheInjuryFactory]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the Season 27 Sweet FA Finals Series.

On the eve of the finals, it's time to whet the appetite for the delicious month of qooty ahead of us.

Time to pit our wits against the rest, to see who will be crowned the Sweet FA's Finals Flogstradamus!

After the wild success of natural disaster's mid-season survey, I am supremely confident that you, the good people of the Sweet FA will be falling over yourselves and flocking to join.

So get your thinking caps on, answer the questions below and enter now before it's too late!

Entries close 2pm WST this Sunday​

Team

Straight sets exit, Yes/No?

Demons to make GF, Yes/No?

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs?

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No?

Dragons finishing position?

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No?

Team with highest individual game score?

Most total points by a team across the finals series?



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs?

Finals played by BRAB?

Most hitouts in the finals series?

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats?

Most goals in the finals series?

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series?



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF?

Most disposals in the GF?

DEESTROY medallist?

Winning margin in the GF?

Premiers?

Runners up?

 

[beez]

Week 1
1st Qualifying Final: Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats
2nd Qualifying Final: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC
1st Elimination Final: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers
2nd Elimination Final: Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC

Week 2
1st Semi-Final: Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals
2nd Semi-Final: Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC

Week 3
1st Preliminary Final: Mount Buller Demons v Dragons FFC
2nd Preliminary Final: Gumbies FFC v Gold City Royals

Week 4
Grand Final: Mount Buller Demons v Gold City Royals

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Week 1
1st Qualifying Final: Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats
2nd Qualifying Final: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC
1st Elimination Final: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers
2nd Elimination Final: Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC

Week 2
1st Semi-Final: Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals
2nd Semi-Final: Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC

Week 3
1st Preliminary Final: Mount Buller Demons v Dragons FFC
2nd Preliminary Final: Gumbies FFC v Gold City Royals

Week 4
Grand Final: Mount Buller Demons v Gold City Royals

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the Season 27 Sweet FA Finals Series.

On the eve of the finals, it's time to whet the appetite for the delicious month of qooty ahead of us.

Time to pit our wits against the rest, to see who will be crowned the Sweet FA's Finals Flogstradamus!

After the wild success of natural disaster's mid-season survey, I am supremely confident that you, the good people of the Sweet FA will be falling over yourselves and flocking to join.

So get your thinking caps on, answer the questions below and enter now before it's too late!

Entries close 2pm WST this Sunday​

Team

Straight sets exit, Yes/No?

Demons to make GF, Yes/No?

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs?

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No?

Dragons finishing position?

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No?

Team with highest individual game score?

Most total points by a team across the finals series?



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs?

Finals played by BRAB?

Most hitouts in the finals series?

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats?

Most goals in the finals series?

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series?



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF?

Most disposals in the GF?

DEESTROY medallist?

Winning margin in the GF?

Premiers?

Runners up?

Given the changes we are making this week I would like to put money on a team sheet error for the Bombers.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

At this rate 10 more posters and we should have answers for all of these

 

[Ned_Flanders]

All that matters is I will lead the Beagles, the Swampcats, the Dragons, and the Wussas to victory. 4/4 wins

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Team Jesus

Straight sets exit, Yes/No? Yes

Demons to make GF, Yes/No? No

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs? Overs

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No? No

Dragons finishing position? 5th

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No? Yes

Team with highest individual game score? North


Most total points by a team across the finals series? 152



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs? unders

Finals played by BRAB? 2

Most hitouts in the finals series? 55

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? 22

Most goals in the finals series? 11

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? 111



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? Frankstonrover

Most disposals in the GF? Pants

DEESTROY medallist? Wooshete

Winning margin in the GF? 18

Premiers? Warriors

Runners up? Demons

Last edited: Today at 12:44 AM

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

The Jesus hits the lead...

 

[AceAndy]

OK i will give it a go.

Team

Straight sets exit, Yes - Gumbies

Demons to make GF, Yes

Warriors 1 finals win, About right

Bears to make a prelim, Absolutely Not

Dragons finishing position? Premiers

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes - Given they have made 17 changes no way they wont **** it up.

Team with highest individual game score? Demons with 148 points

Most total points by a team across the finals series? Dragons with 432 points



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Might kick 4 goals

Finals played by BRAB? Zero

Most hitouts in the finals series? Dont care about ruck statistics

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? philreich

Most goals in the finals series? PhenomenalV1

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? AceAndy



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? PhenomenalV1

Most disposals in the GF? AceAndy

DEESTROY medallist? Bluella

Winning margin in the GF? 13 points

Premiers? Dragons

Runners up? Demons

 

[Wosh]

Team


Straight sets exit, Yes/No? Bears

Demons to make GF, Yes/No?

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs? Unders

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No?

Dragons finishing position? 5th

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No unfortunately

Team with highest individual game score? Demons 149

Most total points by a team across the finals series? Swamprats 469



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs?

Finals played by BRAB? One

Most hitouts in the finals series? 32

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? philreich

Most goals in the finals series? Raveneyes 9

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? pantskyle 129



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? harry000

Most disposals in the GF? pantskyle

DEESTROY medallist? pantskyle

Winning margin in the GF? 19

Premiers? Warriors

Runners up? Swamprats

 

[pantskyle]

Team


Straight sets exit, Yes/No? Bears

Demons to make GF, Yes/No?

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs? Unders

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No?

Dragons finishing position? 5th

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No unfortunately

Team with highest individual game score? Demons 149

Most total points by a team across the finals series? Swamprats 469



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs?

Finals played by BRAB? One

Most hitouts in the finals series? 32

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? philreich

Most goals in the finals series? Raveneyes 9

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? pantskyle 129



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? harry000

Most disposals in the GF? pantskyle

DEESTROY medallist? pantskyle

Winning margin in the GF? 19

Premiers? Warriors

Runners up? Swamprats

I accept.

 

[harry000]

Team

Straight sets exit, no

Demons to make GF, Yes

Warriors 1 finals win, unders

Bears to make a prelim, no

Dragons finishing position? 5th

Bombers teamsheet error?no

Team with highest individual game score? Warriors 132

Most total points by a team across the finals series?warriors 350



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals,overs

Finals played by BRAB? one

Most hitouts in the finals series? 40

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? philreich

Most goals in the finals series? raveneyes

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? the injury factory



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? Leobarryustar

Most disposals in the GF? zackah

DEESTROY medallist? zackah

Winning margin in the GF? 7 points

Premiers? warriors

Runners up? demons

 

[pantskyle]

Team

Straight sets exit, no

Demons to make GF, Yes

Warriors 1 finals win, unders

Bears to make a prelim, no

Dragons finishing position? 5th

Bombers teamsheet error?no

Team with highest individual game score? Warriors 132

Most total points by a team across the finals series?warriors 350



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals,overs

Finals played by BRAB? one

Most hitouts in the finals series? 40

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? philreich

Most goals in the finals series? raveneyes

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? the injury factory



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? Leobarryustar

Most disposals in the GF? zackah

DEESTROY medallist? zackah

Winning margin in the GF? 7 points

Premiers? warriors

Runners up? demons

Warriors accept.

 

[Wosh]

Team Jesus

Straight sets exit, Yes/No? Yes

Demons to make GF, Yes/No? No

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs? Overs

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No? No

Dragons finishing position? 5th

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No? Yes

Team with highest individual game score? North


Most total points by a team across the finals series? 152



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs? unders

Finals played by BRAB? 2

Most hitouts in the finals series? 55

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? 22

Most goals in the finals series? 11

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? 111



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? Frankstonrover

Most disposals in the GF? Pants

DEESTROY medallist? Wooshete

Winning margin in the GF? 18

Premiers? Warriors

Runners up? Demons

Last edited: Today at 12:44 AM

I accept, even though you spelt my name wrong

 

[Barrybran]

Team

Straight sets exit, Yes/No? Yes - Swamprats

Demons to make GF, Yes/No? - Yes

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs? - Same? Under/overs are supposed to be done in halves you nitwit

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No? - Not on my watch

Dragons finishing position? - 8th - Bombers will win this week

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No? - No

Team with highest individual game score? - Bears

Most total points by a team across the finals series? - 420



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs? - Under

Finals played by BRAB? - 3

Most hitouts in the finals series? roo2macca

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? Nunez

Most goals in the finals series? Tarkyn_24

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? haydo



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? Jivlain

Most disposals in the GF? Barrybran

DEESTROY medallist? haydo

Winning margin in the GF? 1 point is how we do it, right StFly?

Premiers? Gumbies

Runners up? Demons

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Team

Straight sets exit, Yes/No? No

Demons to make GF, Yes/No? No

Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs? Unders

Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No? Yes

Dragons finishing position? 5th

Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No? No

Team with highest individual game score? Demons

Most total points by a team across the finals series? Warriors



Player

The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs? Overs

Finals played by BRAB? 2

Most hitouts in the finals series? Wooshette

Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? Ant Bear

Most goals in the finals series? Tarkyn_24

Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? pantskyle



Grand Final

First goal scorer in the GF? Smoooothy

Most disposals in the GF? pantskyle

DEESTROY medallist? Raveneyes

Winning margin in the GF? 27 points

Premiers? Warriors

Runners up? Gold City Royals

 

[Freofalcon]

Premiers - Warriors

Every other question is superfluous

 

[beez]

Week 1
1st Qualifying Final: Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats
2nd Qualifying Final: Coney Island Warriors v Gumbies FFC
1st Elimination Final: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers
2nd Elimination Final: Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC

Bzzt. Wrong.

Mate, you ****ing suck at this game.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

​

With the thrilling finals series now drawn to a close, it's time to crown the Season 27 Finals Flogstradamus!

​

Firstly, the final results.

Team
Straight sets exit, Yes/No? Yes
Demons to make GF, Yes/No? No
Warriors 1 finals win, Unders/Overs? Equal (yep ****ed this one up! Everybody gets a point)
Bears to make a prelim, Yes/No? Yes
Dragons finishing position? 8th
Bombers teamsheet error? Yes/No? No
Team with highest individual game score? Coney Island Warriors (136 points)
Most total points by a team across the finals series? Sin City Swamprats (446 points)

Player
The Filth Wizard 10 goals, Unders/Overs? Overs
Finals played by BRAB? 2
Most hitouts in the finals series? SparkleNarkle (47 hitouts)
Most possessions for Sin City Swamprats? philreich (100 points)
Most goals in the finals series? Its Manbearpig (19 goals)
Most DreamTeam points in the finals series? philreich (382 points)

Grand Final
First goal scorer in the GF? Its Manbearpig
Most disposals in the GF? philreich (26 disposals)
DEESTROY medallist? philreich
Winning margin in the GF? 3 points
Premiers? Sin City Swamprats
Runners up? Las Vegas Bears

Now after compiling the results, I can announce that we have joint winners of the Finals Flogstradamus for Season 27!!

Dual Flogstradamuses!!

​

Congratulations to Wooshette, joining myself as an all-knowing, all seeing Flogstradamus of the Sweet F.A!

A big thank you to AceAndy, Barrybran, harry000 and The Jesus for playing, may you find your inner Flogstradamus next season.

Final Scores
Team Woosh 6
Team TiF 6
Team harry 5
Team Bazza 5
Team AceAndy 4
Team Jesus 3

It was a bit rushed and shit so thanks heaps for getting around it and I promise it'll be much better next season!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Dear TheInjuryFactory

I refuse to play in your stupid competitions any more. You are a kiss arse and a cheat. We all want to get along with out team mates but rigging every competition so that Wooshette wins is too much even for this board.

I hope she makes pantskyle captain you campaigner

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Dear TheInjuryFactory

I refuse to play in your stupid competitions any more. You are a kiss arse and a cheat. We all want to get along with out team mates but rigging every competition so that Wooshette wins is too much even for this board.

I hope she makes pantskyle captain you campaigner

Thank you for your feedback The Jesus, I am sorry you are upset and will take you into greater consideration next time I am rigging one of my competitions.

I have clearly misread the purpose of this league.

Also, fat chance of that happening. pantskyle doesn't run any competitions!

 

[pantskyle]

Thank you for your feedback The Jesus, I am sorry you are upset and will take you into greater consideration next time I am rigging one of my competitions.

I have clearly misread the purpose of this league.

Also, fat chance of that happening. pantskyle doesn't run any competitions!

Pants Kyle doesn't run.

 

[McEvoy]

Pants Kyle doesn't run.

Vaguely (not really) related. I saw a man wearing a t-shirt as pants this morning.

 

[AceAndy]

Vaguely (not really) related. I saw a man wearing a t-shirt as pants this morning.

Was he wearing his pants as a t-shirt ?

 

[pantskyle]

Vaguely (not really) related. I saw a man wearing a t-shirt as pants this morning.

You should have waved at me.