Official Match Thread S28 First Semi Final: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[Elton Johns Wig]

Let's see him do the hard tough stuff on the inside instead of being a soft outside campaigner.

No. 1, Frees Against. Be ready.

 

[Bonz]

It's hard to catch a downhill skiier when they're on Speak for yourself.

The only physical activity I did was....well....I might leave that one alone.

Guessing you were doing it alone?

No need to worry about me, if I am ever lonely I have ClarkeM

 

[Test Tickle]

Am i the only dick that watchs 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Would you ask Gaff or Smith to play on the inside?

Of course not, you play them where they are best suited, where they can run.

I'm surprised the Swampies aren't playing you where your best suited... In the reserves. I mean you are so worried about this game your trying to get us to play our team out of position.

I've said this all season but they've always pushed back saying that I can contribute something.

Being a premiership player does come with its perks, something you won't be finding out about for at least another season.

 

[Dingster]

Greetings most.

Evening FK. Did you bring me a gift?

 

[philreich]

So, slightly better than Poort?

Ummm, the Redbacks have an even longer drought than Adelaide......

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Am i the only dick that watchs 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?

Hahaha, no, it's bloody funny.

I don't always catch it, but really enjoy it.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

No. 1, Frees Against. Be ready.

So an ill-disciplined soft **** then.

It just means that most of the time you've either been caught holding the ball or shocked that you actually had to lay a tackle and forgotten how to do so.

Am i the only dick that watchs 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?

When I watch it, I purely watch it for this

 

[Test Tickle]

So an ill-disciplined soft **** then.

It just means that most of the time you've either been caught holding the ball or shocked that you actually had to lay a tackle and forgotten how to do so.



When I watch it, I purely watch it for this

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[Far Kern]

Evening FK. Did you bring me a gift?

Was I meant to? I can offer a really stinky flanny if that’s your thing.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

So an ill-disciplined soft **** then.

It just means that most of the time you've either been caught holding the ball or shocked that you actually had to lay a tackle and forgotten how to do so.

No, I just enjoy hitting people. Be ready.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Was I meant to? I can offer a really stinky flanny if that’s your thing.

Wow Dingster that's impressive. For a Poort supporter, he's just offered you the equivalent of an Armani suit.

 

[philreich]

Am i the only dick that watchs 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?

They had a stand up comedian on recently. He says, "My wife was complaining that I hadn't told her I love her for quite a while. I said to her, 'I know exactly what I was doing the first time I told you I love you.' She said, 'What was that?' I said, 'Lying.'"

 

[Dingster]

Was I meant to? I can offer a really stinky flanny if that’s your thing.

Nah. Just gaffer tape philreich and send him down Rundle Mall in a sailor moon outfit again.

 

[Sab22]

so who actually plays for Swamprats

 

[Far Kern]

Wow Dingster that's impressive. For a Poort supporter, he's just offered you the equivalent of an Armani suit.

It has working ****ing hard residue on it, might do both of you good.

 

[Far Kern]

Nah. Just gaffer tape philreich and send him down Rundle Mall in a sailor moon outfit again.

Why would I stand in the way of such magnificently repeated bad jokes?

 

[Dingster]

Why would I stand in the way of such magnificently repeated bad jokes?

Exactly. Now you're getting it friend. Roll him down the mall multiple times.

 

[Sparkle]

Am i the only dick that watchs 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?

I prefer regular Countdown, 8OO10CDC frustrates me because they sit around joking and clowning around instead of getting on with the word and numbers games

Just as good is/was the short-lived Australian variant, Letters and Numbers

 

[Far Kern]

I prefer regular Countdown, 8OO10CDC frustrates me because they sit around joking and clowning around instead of getting on with the word and numbers games

Just as good is/was the short-lived Australian variant, Letters and Numbers

This is completely incorrect.

 

[Far Kern]

Far Kern has a tattoo of himself on his chest, but says it is really his parasitic twin.

I had to replace my I heart AB tat with something when you betrayed us.

 

[Far Kern]

Nah, Far Kern doesn't turn up till Thursdays. He's busy filming Mountain Monsters Mon-Wed.

Spoiler

He's Buck.

Wednesday and get stuffed.

 

[Sparkle]

This is completely incorrect.

Rubbish

I tried to watch Cats does Countdown but it was terrible. The best part of Countdown is watching the people solve the impossible maths questions and make words out of random letters, on Cats all they do is just sit around and laugh

 

[Far Kern]

Rubbish

I tried to watch Cats does Countdown but it was terrible. The best part of Countdown is watching the people solve the impossible maths questions and make words out of random letters, on Cats all they do is just sit around and laugh

Rubbish rubbish. They also amazingly smart hot chick. Wrong.

 

[Sparkle]

Rubbish rubbish. They also amazingly smart hot chick. Wrong.

Oh Rachel Riley's good as, but it's better when she's being smart on regular Countdown and not having celebrities pay her out for doing the numbers games on Cats

I think in one of the videos from Cats I saw they were getting stuck into her saying she doesn't have any friends and all that. Like I don't consider myself as someone who hates banter, but it's better when they just get on with the show instead of messing around