Official Match Thread S28 First Semi Final: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[Sparkle]

well done Rats! thanks for a great week Wonders. thank you for simming ND

let's go!!!!

 

[Riviat]

Who is the Wonders coach?
Why the fu** would you pull off one of the best rucks in the comp and only give him 28% TOG, DISGRACEFUL!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Chief - Do I need a Working With Children Check to reply to this answer just out of curiousity?

Hey...I've got feelings!
Mind you I get them from CALL ME SNAKE
But to answer your question... if you have Working With Children certification Id be very much surprised... you're far too handy

 

[Far Kern]

Chief - Do I need a Working With Children Check to reply to this answer just out of curiousity?

Is it really necessary to tag Chief here?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Happy to lose out to the only other SFA team that I've won a club award at.

Yeah well shit happens...

In the beginning was the Wonders Game Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Game Plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the faces of the West Coast Wonders.

And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, ''It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.''

And the Forwards went unto their Backline and said, ''It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.''

And the Backline went unto their Ruckmen, saying, ''It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it.''

And the Ruckmen went unto their Midfield saying, ''It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.''

And the Midfield spoke amongst his fellow centremen, agreeing, ''It contains that which aids growth, and it is very strong.''

And the Midfield went unto their Leadership Group, saying unto them, ''It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.''

And the Leadership Group went unto the Captain, saying unto him, ''This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the West Coast Wonders, with powerful effects.''

And the Captain took the Plan to the Coach, who looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And so, the Game Plan became set in concrete.

This is how shit happens… ...suck it up shitlips.

 

[Far Kern]

Yeah well shit happens...

In the beginning was the Wonders Game Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Game Plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the faces of the West Coast Wonders.

And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, ''It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.''

And the Forwards went unto their Backline and said, ''It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.''

And the Backline went unto their Ruckmen, saying, ''It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it.''

And the Ruckmen went unto their Midfield saying, ''It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.''

And the Midfield spoke amongst his fellow centremen, agreeing, ''It contains that which aids growth, and it is very strong.''

And the Midfield went unto their Leadership Group, saying unto them, ''It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.''

And the Leadership Group went unto the Captain, saying unto him, ''This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the West Coast Wonders, with powerful effects.''

And the Captain took the Plan to the Coach, who looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And so, the Game Plan became set in concrete.

This is how shit happens… ...suck it up shitlips.

And The Rats did vanquish them.

 

[ClarkeM]

Is it really necessary to tag Chief here?

Yes

 

[Far Kern]

Yes

Perhaps he has actual stuff that is important to do. There is nothing to see here.

 

[Firestarter]

Good game, Buet. Beat me like a pinata.

 

[Bonz]

Thanks for the week Tiprats!!!

Good luck for the rest of your finals!

Wonders, next year we rebuild!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Don't let us beating the Wonders overshadow the fact that I kicked our 69th point.


Thanks for a quality week Wonders. Commiserations and best of luck for S29.

Rats! Onwards and upwards! Bring on the prelim!!!

 

[Pugsley]

Go you?

I found him

 

[Pugsley]

As your temporary, honorary, pretend captain I would suggest ending this encounter with something like “get stuffed, you lost”.

Of course I wouldn’t say that myself.

They're swimming in denial river.

 

[Pugsley]

Is it really necessary to tag Chief here?

His nose does seem a little brown.

 

[Nunez]

The winner.... AND STILL.... Sin Cities GOAT Mobbs medalist... NUNEZ!

Long live The Rats. We will not be stopped and will go back to back. Dingster you're welcome to join Hoos and I, but until then bask in the glory that is my finals series performance next week and in the big dance.

Far Kern where's my ****ing contract !

 

[Nunez]

And proud we will be of all of them.

Necessary means?

 

[Hoos]

Necessary means?

Who's got your undies, Nunez?

 

[Far Kern]

The winner.... AND STILL.... Sin Cities GOAT Mobbs medalist... NUNEZ!View attachment 787637

Long live The Rats. We will not be stopped and will go back to back. Dingster you're welcome to join Hoos and I, but until then bask in the glory that is my finals series performance next week and in the big dance.

Far Kern where's my ******* contract !

Err...

I, Nunez, demand to be respected and to be gifted stuff because I can sing. A bit.


Signed,

Far Kern

Nunez

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks for the week Tiprats!!!

Good luck for the rest of your finals!

Wonders, next year we rebuild!

This isn't the Lego thread.

 

[Butler]

The Rats haven't been the same since Butler left.

No surprise really. Nobody could have replaced my alcohol serving abilities and let's be honest.. sober Swamprats just aren't that entertaining.

 

[Dingster]

No surprise really. Nobody could have replaced my alcohol serving abilities and let's be honest.. sober Swamprats just aren't that entertaining.

Good to hear from you old friend.

 

[Ant Bear]

No surprise really. Nobody could have replaced my alcohol serving abilities and let's be honest.. sober Swamprats just aren't that entertaining.

WHERE'S MY ****ING BEER, YOU USELESS, MEANDERING, SCATTERBRAINED TWIT?

Also, good to see you, Butts.

 

[Far Kern]

WHERE'S MY ******* BEER, YOU USELESS, MEANDERING, SCATTERBRAINED TWIT?

Also, good to see you, Butts.

You lost flog.

Up yours.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Where’s the booze

 

[Nunez]

Err...

I, Nunez, demand to be respected and to be gifted stuff because I can sing. A bit.


Signed,

Far Kern

Nunez

Calmer than you are.