Official Match Thread S31 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[SM]

Might be a bridge too far for you mate, but all the best.

Ah good, another example of this high quality "banter" the Bombers employ. I see what I'm doing that's so much worse than A-grade material like this.

Watch out, any minute now the quality of my media threads will be brought up, or is that river finally running dry?

 

[Robertio]

Ah righto, indirect language is confusing on a forum and it's an easy mistake to make when talking around ABV.

You just got to learn to keep up with him, another 4 years i should be right.

 

[PMBangers]

Haha no YOU'RE a bad poster, etc. Hahaha

 

[Robertio]

Ah good, another example of this high quality "banter" the Bombers employ. I see what I'm doing that's so much worse than A-grade material like this.

Watch out, any minute now the quality of my media threads will be brought up, or is that river finally running dry?

Have a look at my first go in the Torch thread, and if you like i can give you some tips later on.

 

[Agent93]

Ah good, another example of this high quality "banter" the Bombers employ. I see what I'm doing that's so much worse than A-grade material like this.

Watch out, any minute now the quality of my media threads will be brought up, or is that river finally running dry?

SM, you haven't had a quality media thread for at least 5 rounds mate. Up your game.

 

[SM]

Have a look at my first go in the Torch thread, and if you like i can give you some tips later on.

SM passes.

 

[Agent93]

Have a look at my first go in the Torch thread, and if you like i can give you some tips later on.

Ah good. That's reassuring.

What is your favourite breakfast condiment?

 

[Robertio]

Ah good. That's reassuring.

What is your favourite breakfast condiment?

Hawks.

 

[SM]

Hawks.

You eat Hawks for breakfast?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Have a look at my first go in the Torch thread, and if you like i can give you some tips later on.

Excellent effort Rob, well thought out and a thoroughly enjoyable read.

Ah good, another example of this high quality "banter" the Bombers employ. I see what I'm doing that's so much worse than A-grade material like this.

Watch out, any minute now the quality of my media threads will be brought up, or is that river finally running dry?

Saving that line of banter for later on mate, be patient.

SM, you haven't had a quality media thread for at least 5 rounds mate. Up your game.

I'm yet to read a quality media piece from that knuckledragger ever.

SM passes.

It's easy to look away when it doesn't suit your narrative.

Ah good. That's reassuring.

What is your favourite breakfast condiment?

Camel Balls of course.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You eat Hawks for breakfast?

Slightly better than shit to be fair.

 

[Robertio]

You eat Hawks for breakfast?

Anytime.

 

[Agent93]

Hawks.

That must be quite the rare and infrequent delicacy for you. I'm partial to a bit of hot sauce to go with my bacon and eggs. My cousin makes a pretty decent one (Bunster's).

 

[Agent93]

Anytime.

Wait.. is Hawk your secret codeword for McChicken?

 

[Agent93]

Camel Balls of course.

That's more of a protein really, unless you're getting your Master Chef on and making up a jus with them.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Tried to have a bit of fun in here and get a bit of two way flow, but this Bombers team is basically posting vomit.

 

[Hate]

Slightly better than sh*t to be fair.

Typing from personal experience? Or Robs Weekly Reviews?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

That must be quite the rare and infrequent delicacy for you. I'm partial to a bit of hot sauce to go with my bacon and eggs. My cousin makes a pretty decent one (Bunster's).

Wait.. is Hawk your secret codeword for McChicken?

That's more of a protein really, unless you're getting your Master Chef on and making up a jus with them.

All rubbish please improve for a skipper to be this useless is embarrasing.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Typing from personal experience? Or Robs Weekly Reviews?

What you didn't appreciate Robs review? Such temerity when you look at what most of your team put up in media threads.

 

[PMBangers]

Are we talk ijng about our bird taste list? Controversially I reckon pigeon and toucan are top 2, chicken in the next few but probs not 3. Thoughts?

 

[fumbler]

Chief, Bonz, A Swallow, Maylandsman, Blaze Storm, Pie 4 Life, serial_thrilla, gym4life, Mooresome, Stoods, BringBackTheAnchor, Matt_352, Strigoi, Dr Mantis Taboggan, VandoHawk, Cold Sober, MC Bad Genius, Bradesmaen, Ashman OG, HawkAussie, T2B_, Ljp86, fumbler, Knifey Spoony

Greetings and salutations to you my Dragon friends.

I understand you are without match thread this week. Well you know what this one is crying out for?

Dragon gifs, coriander, avocado or avocado-inspired dips, and just a good vibe, ya dig?

Please, I extend an invitation to all of you to make yourselves at home and join in the frivolities of the week.

Mi casa su casa.

Peace

What are your thoughts on Kenny and Dolly duets?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Are we talk ijng about our bird taste list? Controversially I reckon pigeon and toucan are top 2, chicken in the next few but probs not 3. Thoughts?

1. KohPhi chicken
2. Crispy Duck with ****ing hot chilly sauce.

 

[por_please_ya]

Chicken and pork dumplings.

 

[VainGlorious]

What are your thoughts on Kenny and Dolly duets?

If it makes you happy, I say go for it!

 

[Hate]

What you didn't appreciate Robs review? Such temerity when you look at what most of your team put up in media threads.

Surely BLUEALLTHRU, host of the vanished BAR Test and fading self-congratulatory goal kickers club, is not here talking about opposition teams media threads.