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I’m a joyless man. I don’t do humour. Sometimes I display my stupidity, and it comes across as funny.Almost as dry as TheCoach16's humour.
See, now Bart (the stand in you used for the Hawks) is doing the arsekicking. You're only digging yourself deeper.
On fire BLUEALLTHRU, will kick 26 at this pace1 : 0 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : .12 {C} - Zoops with all the time in the world.
1 : .18 {lW} - Huge handpass to por_please_ya. As good as a kick.
1 : .24 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Zoops.
1 : .3 {C} - The ball drops short of Zoops.
1 : .36 {C} - Kilroy assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : .42 {C} - Zoops thinks that was deliberate and the umpires agree with him.
1 : .49 {C} - Zoops signals for his teammates to present.
1 : .55 {lW} - He transfers play using por_please_ya.
1 : 1.01 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 1.07 {C} - So Kilroy ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 1.13 {C} - Kilroy backs himself for a shot on goal.
1 : 1.19 {C} - It's a goal to Kilroy.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
East Side Hawks : 0.0.0
1 : 1.26 {C} - Jabba73 times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 2.11 {C} - Jabba73 takes off.
1 : 2.11 {rW} - Quick hands to MITS under pressure.
1 : 2.11 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 2.11 {lHFF} - A worm burner to Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 2.13 {lHFF} - Over the head of Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 2.13 {lHFF} - Here2tellyouwhy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.13 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 2.19 {FF} - No mark taken as BLUEALLTHRU and Shermy wrestle for position.
1 : 2.25 {FF} - Now BLUEALLTHRU has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.31 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU from point blank range.
1 : 2.38 {FF} - He's dobbed it.
Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12
East Side Hawks : 0.0.0
1 : 2.44 {C} - PMBangers is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 2.54 {rW} - Who wants it? Hate does. Great stuff.
1 : 3.01 {C} - He handpasses to Zoops.
1 : 3.07 {lHFF} - Pumps it long for Itsmyshow.
1 : 3.13 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 3.19 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow looking for a lead.
1 : 3.25 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to Golumless.
1 : 3.31 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 3.37 {FF} - KohPhi drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 3.44 {lBP} - CALL ME SNAKE takes them on.
1 : 3.5 {CHB} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 3.56 {CHB} - The Jesus takes the mark on the second attempt.
1 : 4.03 {CHB} - So The Jesus ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 4.07 {CHB} - Where did Golumless come from? Great tackle.
1 : 4.13 {CHF} - Golumless to send the ball forward.
1 : 4.19 {CHF} - Golumless is chased down by The Jesus - great effort!.
1 : 4.25 {lHBF} - With the ball is snozulu.
1 : 4.31 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Jabba73.
1 : 4.37 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to RobR.
1 : 4.43 {rW} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 4.49 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 4.56 {rW} - Nobody's checking MITS.
1 : 5.02 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to RobR.
1 : 5.09 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Jabba73.
1 : 5.15 {C} - He elects to use Kilroy and kicks in that direction.
1 : 5.2 {C} - Over the head of Kilroy.
1 : 5.26 {C} - Not enough pressure on Zoops.
1 : 5.33 {C} - What a tackle by Kilroy.
1 : 5.37 {C} - Kilroy hits the ground running.
1 : 5.43 {lW} - A short kick to Tony Lynn 15.
1 : 5.49 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 5.55 {lW} - Tony Lynn 15 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 6.02 {lW} - Tony Lynn 15 is tackled beautifully by SM.
1 : 6.08 {rW} - Its hard and tough but SM wins possession.
1 : 6.15 {lHFF} - His kick is towards Itsmyshow.
1 : 6.2 {lHFF} - Spoilt by TheCoach16.
1 : 6.26 {CHB} - The Jesus sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 6.33 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 6.39 {rW} - MITS calls for it.
1 : 6.45 {rW} - por_please_ya floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
1 : 6.51 {C} - Zoops has a paddock.
1 : 6.57 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Itsmyshow.
1 : 7.01 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Chipmunk.
1 : 7.07 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 7.14 {lFP} - Chipmunk's taken another bounce.
1 : 7.2 {lFP} - Chipmunk from thirty metres.
1 : 7.26 {lFP} - RobR slaps it through for a behind.
Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12
East Side Hawks : 0.1.1
1 : 7.39 {FB} - Ash24 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 7.45 {FB} - Ash24 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 7.51 {lBP} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 7.57 {lBP} - CALL ME SNAKE runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 8.03 {lBP} - CALL ME SNAKE has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.09 {rHBF} - TheCoach16 makes an offer.
1 : 8.14 {rHBF} - TheCoach16 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 8.2 {rHBF} - TheCoach16 takes them on.
1 : 8.26 {FB} - He involves KohPhi in the play.
1 : 8.32 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Pugsley.
1 : 8.38 {CHB} - Flicks it to RobR.
1 : 8.45 {CHB} - Huge handpass to Jabba73. As good as a kick.
1 : 8.51 {CHB} - But PMBangers collects Jabba73 and somehow comes out with the ball.
1 : 8.56 {CHF} - Golumless takes off.
1 : 9.03 {rFP} - A measured kick in the direction of Biggie.
1 : 9.09 {rFP} - CALL ME SNAKE claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 9.16 {rFP} - Biggie dances around CALL ME SNAKE.
1 : 9.22 {rFP} - A chance now for Biggie who kicks at goal.
1 : 9.28 {rFP} - Biggie kicks the goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 2.0.12
East Side Hawks : 1.1.7
1 : 9.34 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
1 : 9.45 {C} - Kilroy threads his way through traffic.
1 : 9.51 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Tony Lynn 15.
1 : 9.56 {C} - Huge handpass to Kilroy. As good as a kick.
1 : 10.03 {lHFF} - A worm burner to Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 10.09 {lHFF} - But larrikin is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 10.15 {rHBF} - larrikin streaming down the ground.
1 : 10.22 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running eth-dog.
1 : 10.28 {CHB} - Bovo nearly lost his fingers to a wayward eth-dog kick.
1 : 10.34 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 10.4 {lHFF} - Handballs to RobR.
1 : 10.46 {lHFF} - RobR takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 10.52 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Jabba73.
1 : 10.58 {lHFF} - Jabba73 backs himself for a shot on goal.
1 : 11.04 {lHFF} - Jabba73's kick slams into the right goal post.
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13
East Side Hawks : 1.1.7
1 : 11.15 {FB} - Milera2Betts has it.
1 : 11.21 - <<< NinjaSwan is coming on to replace TY24 >>>
1 : 11.34 {FB} - The ball is now with Milera2Betts.
1 : 11.4 {FB} - No-look handpass to Shermy.
1 : 11.46 {FB} - Fires out the handpass to PMBangers.
1 : 11.52 {FB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 11.58 {FB} - He's run a long way - penalised.
1 : 12.04 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 12.1 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU has a shot at goal.
1 : 12.17 {FF} - In the end its an easy goal for BLUEALLTHRU.
Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19
East Side Hawks : 1.1.7
1 : 12.21 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Hate.
1 : 12.33 {rW} - SM hits the ground running.
1 : 12.4 {rW} - SM has a bounce.
1 : 12.46 {CHF} - A flat punt.
1 : 12.52 {CHF} - Spoilt by The Jesus.
1 : 12.58 {CHF} - Golumless sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 13.04 {rHFF} - Agent93 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 13.1 {rHFF} - Agent93 can't take it.
1 : 13.16 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking TheCoach16.
1 : 13.22 {lHBF} - snozulu screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 13.29 {lHBF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 13.35 {lHBF} - With the ball is snozulu.
1 : 13.41 {rW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to MITS.
1 : 13.45 {rW} - por_please_ya reads the play better and marks.
1 : 13.52 {rW} - SM sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 13.58 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to PMBangers.
1 : 14.04 {rW} - PMBangers blazes away at goal.
1 : 14.1 {rW} - Hard work pays off for PMBangers. It pays six points.
Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Please don't call me mate. That is reserved solely for my best mate, Antonio BlueVein.
If my gifs don't do it for ya my scoring willSee, now Bart (the stand in you used for the Hawks) is doing the arsekicking. You're only digging yourself deeper.
Any chance of quarter by quarter stats? Batty on fire1 : 14.16 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
1 : 14.29 {rW} - MITS with the ball now.
1 : 14.35 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Tony Lynn 15.
1 : 14.41 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 14.47 {rW} - The bounce favours SM and he is off and running.
1 : 14.53 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards por_please_ya.
1 : 15 {lW} - Ohhh por_please_ya! You beauty! Sensational grab.
1 : 15.06 {lW} - por_please_ya looks downfield.
1 : 15.11 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Zoops.
1 : 15.16 {C} - But chipping in front is Kilroy.
1 : 15.22 {lW} - Tony Lynn 15 has it.
1 : 15.28 {lW} - But the umpire says he interfered.
1 : 15.35 {rW} - SM looking for a lead.
1 : 15.41 {lHFF} - His kick is towards Itsmyshow.
1 : 15.47 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 15.53 {rHBF} - TheCoach16 looks downfield.
1 : 16 {rHBF} - Passes to Jabba73 by hand.
1 : 16.06 {rHBF} - PMBangers applies the tackle on Jabba73.
1 : 16.12 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Agent93.
1 : 16.17 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Itsmyshow.
1 : 16.24 {rHFF} - Hands it off to Agent93.
1 : 16.3 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Golumless.
1 : 16.34 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Agent93.
1 : 16.4 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Hate.
1 : 16.47 {rHFF} - He handpasses to Chipmunk.
1 : 16.53 {lHFF} - Sees Itsmyshow out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 16.59 {lHFF} - Taking the mark is Itsmyshow who's form looks good today.
1 : 17.05 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow slowing down the play.
1 : 17.12 {lHFF} - TheCoach16 gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 17.17 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking TheCoach16.
1 : 17.23 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of Tony Lynn 15.
1 : 17.3 {lW} - Shocking kick and SM will take the mark.
1 : 17.36 {rW} - With the ball is SM.
1 : 17.42 {rW} - That's a fantasic tackle by Tony Lynn 15.
1 : 17.49 {lW} - Tony Lynn 15 slowing down the play.
1 : 17.53 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 17.59 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 18.05 {CHF} - Bovo sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 18.11 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 18.17 {lHFF} - No-one on the mark! Here2tellyouwhy takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 18.23 {lHFF} - Goal number 1 to Here2tellyouwhy.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.1.25
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
1 : 18.3 {C} - Big tap from Hate.
1 : 18.42 {lW} - Pugsley signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 18.48 {lW} - Finds RobR with a handball.
1 : 18.55 {lW} - Jabba73 on the end of this.
1 : 19.01 {lW} - Handballs over the top to RobR.
1 : 19.07 {lW} - Jabba73 on the end of this.
1 : 19.13 {C} - He elects to use Kilroy and kicks in that direction.
1 : 19.17 {C} - Kilroy can't take it.
1 : 19.23 {lW} - por_please_ya weaves through the congestion.
1 : 19.3 {lHFF} - PMBangers runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 19.36 {rHFF} - Handpasses to Agent93.
1 : 19.42 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 19.48 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 19.54 {lHFF} - Its hard and tough but Itsmyshow wins possession.
1 : 20 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow has a bounce.
1 : 20.07 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Hate.
1 : 20.13 {lHFF} - Hate bounces the ball.
1 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to Agent93.
1 : 20.25 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Itsmyshow.
1 : 20.31 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 20.37 {lHBF} - snozulu threads his way through traffic.
1 : 20.42 {C} - He just bombs away in the direction of Kilroy and Zoops.
1 : 20.48 {C} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Zoops.
1 : 20.54 {rW} - SM fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 21 {C} - Zoops screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 21.06 {C} - Kilroy must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 21.13 {rW} - MITS picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 21.19 {lHFF} - A worm burner to Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 21.25 {lHFF} - Spoilt by larrikin.
1 : 21.31 {lHFF} - With the ball is Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 21.37 {CHF} - Finds Bovo with a handball.
1 : 21.43 {FF} - Flicks it to Pugsley.
1 : 21.5 {FF} - Pugsley from point blank range.
1 : 21.56 {FF} - Off hands and through for one behind.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.2.26
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
1 : 22.06 {FB} - Now Milera2Betts has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.12 {FB} - Milera2Betts has time to take a bounce.
1 : 22.18 {FB} - Shermy kicks into the man on the mark.
1 : 22.25 {lFP} - miggs looking for a lead.
1 : 22.31 {lFP} - There's been a push-out and miggs will lose the ball.
1 : 22.37 {rBP} - Now Milera2Betts has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 22.43 {rBP} - miggs picks Milera2Bettss pocket and runs away with the ball.
1 : 22.49 {lFP} - miggs slowing down the play.
1 : 22.55 {lFP} - Surely miggs wouldn't miss this.
1 : 23.02 {lFP} - Off line - one behind.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.3.27
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
1 : 23.14 {FB} - Milera2Betts sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 23.2 {FB} - No-look handpass to Hate.
1 : 23.24 {FB} - Hate ran into Pugsley and came off second-best.
1 : 23.31 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU looks downfield.
1 : 23.37 {FF} - Great bump by Shermy. BLUEALLTHRU has not moved.
1 : 23.43 {FB} - Shermy tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 23.49 {FB} - What a tackle.
1 : 23.55 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 24.01 - <<< Judd_Magic is coming on to replace Kilroy >>>
1 : 24.14 {FF} - The ball is now with BLUEALLTHRU.
1 : 24.2 {FF} - BLUEALLTHRU trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 24.26 {FF} - Terrible kick off the boot... six points for effectiveness though.
Baghdad Bombers : 5.3.33
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
1 : 24.32 {C} - PMBangers is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 24.45 {lW} - Tony Lynn 15 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 24.49 {lW} - Tony Lynn 15 has a bounce.
1 : 24.55 {rHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of kickthething.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Baghdad Bombers : 5.3.33
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
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1 : 18.11 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Here2tellyouwhy.
1 : 18.17 {lHFF} - No-one on the mark! Here2tellyouwhy takes off and kicks long at goal.
1 : 18.23 {lHFF} - Goal number 1 to Here2tellyouwhy.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.1.25
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13