Official Match Thread S33 Round 7 - Gumbies FFC vs West Coast Wonders at The House of Gumby

[SM]

Welcome to the wonderful world of SM where everyone else is wrong and you can't tell him otherwise. It was funny to read this morning knowing both of your personalities without the two of you really knowing each other.

You still don't get it PMSL.

I know him plenty well, he regularly wets his pants over SW content on the media board.

 

[Barrybran]

You still don't get it PMSL.

I know him plenty well, he regularly wets his pants over SW content on the media board.

The only wet pants I've seen today are yours but you swear black and blue they're dry. You're the qooty equivalent of a two year old in a pull up.

 

[SM]

The only wet pants I've seen today are yours but you swear black and blue they're dry. You're the qooty equivalent of a two year old in a pull up.

Didn't you say GWS Goose would be along any minute to tell us how little yesterday's game meant to him (after spending yesterday pulling up practice match wins as proof they're better than the Swans)? Surely not.

 

[Barrybran]

Didn't you say GWS Goose would be along any minute to tell us how little yesterday's game meant to him (after spending yesterday pulling up practice match wins as proof they're better than the Swans)? Surely not.

It's Saturday night. I imagine he's been socialising. Fair chance you'll get one tomorrow.

Another failed attempt at point scoring. He'll swing by.

 

[SM]

Another failed attempt at point scoring. He'll swing by.

"Fair chance he'll swing by" suspect that chance is dwindling.

Failed attempt? Delusion.

Glad you're finally with us and following along with the conversation though.

 

[Barrybran]

SM, I hope your goalkicking accuracy is equivalent to your posting accuracy. Easy day at the office for us.

 

[Barrybran]

"Fair chance he'll swing by" suspect that chance is dwindling.

Failed attempt? Delusion.

Glad you're finally with us and following along with the conversation though.

Do you know how a clock works?

 

[SM]

SM, I hope your goalkicking accuracy is equivalent to your posting accuracy. Easy day at the office for us.

You just quoted your own post saying what I said you said.

Mental. Lightweights.

 

[SM]

Do you know how a clock works?

I do, and the little hand is getting further around the clock and still no sighting.

Do you know what "dwindling" means?

 

[Barrybran]

You just quoted your own post saying what I said you said.

Mental. Lightweights.

I do, and the little hand is getting further around the clock and still no sighting.

Do you know what "dwindling" means?

I quoted my own post because apparently you can't read. Speaking of English, I do know what dwindling means however it reasonable to assume that GWS Goose will post in this thread, including the response you so desperately crave, sometime in the nine hours that remain of today.

People have lives SM. Not you or I but some people do.

 

[SM]

I quoted my own post because apparently you can't read. Speaking of English, I do know what dwindling means however it reasonable to assume that GWS Goose will post in this thread, including the response you so desperately crave, sometime in the nine hours that remain of today.

People have lives SM. Not you or I but some people do.

Ah the old "People have lives" excuse for someone who's posted over 60 times in this thread.

Don't think you need to go into bat for him so hard, I'm allowed to have a bit of ribbing over the result of the game yesterday given how hard he went pre-match, despite what you or Brick wanna claim about his care level.

 

[Barrybran]

Ah the old "People have lives" excuse for someone who's posted over 60 times in this thread.

Don't think you need to go into bat for him so hard, I'm allowed to have a bit of ribbing over the result of the game yesterday given how hard he went pre-match, despite what you or Brick wanna claim about his care level.

I don't need to go into bat for him, you are allowed to rib him and he will be here at some point. Relax. Breathe. And remove the knots from your underwear.

 

[SM]

I don't need to go into bat for him, you are allowed to rib him and he will be here at some point. Relax. Breathe. And remove the knots from your underwear.

And yet you continue to..

Perfectly relaxed here mate, you've been so desperate to come in and defend people you've misread posts and tied yourself in knots figuring out who people are referring to in posts, not once but twice.

 

[ossie_21]

I don't need to go into bat for him, you are allowed to rib him and he will be here at some point. Relax. Breathe. And remove the knots from your underwear.

You’re playing with fire here Baz.

He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Hi SM

 

[SM]

You’re playing with fire here Baz.

He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Hi SM

Surely you don't play for the Gumbies too.

Has Baz combed the site to find the biggest bunch of plodders to field a team?

No wonder expansion is on the agenda, we're playing one team short at the moment!

 

[damicky]

This needs a hashtag:

#gooseinhiding

 

[SM]

This needs a hashtag:

#gooseinhiding

That's the spirit.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Opposition sides continuing to struggle to comprehend the power of Day Off BD.

 

[Barrybran]

And yet you continue to..

Perfectly relaxed here mate, you've been so desperate to come in and defend people you've misread posts and tied yourself in knots figuring out who people are referring to in posts, not once but twice.

Oof. The judges aren't going to score you highly for a no u. You're going to have to bring a little creativity than that. I made a single informative post last night and every post since has been a reply. I felt quite relaxed myself but I'm glad I have you here to tell me how I'm tying myself in knots while you're fumbling through putting words in my mouth rather than actually reading what's on the page.

 

[Brick Loosener]

Welcome to the wonderful world of SM where everyone else is wrong and you can't tell him otherwise. It was funny to read this morning knowing both of your personalities without the two of you really knowing each other.

I know my new pamphlet cover to cover. None of the pages are stuck together.

 

[SM]

Oof. The judges aren't going to score you highly for a no u. You're going to have to bring a little creativity than that. I made a single informative post last night and every post since has been a reply. I felt quite relaxed myself but I'm glad I have you here to tell me how I'm tying myself in knots while you're fumbling through putting words in my mouth rather than actually reading what's on the page.

Sorry, Brick used one last night so I thought that was your level.

 

[Brenton Davy]

This needs a hashtag:

#gooseinhiding

#itsallaboutengagement

 

[Barrybran]

You’re playing with fire here Baz.

He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Hi SM

I've argued with SM many a time. SM was BF"s equivalent of an antivaxxer thread before Covid was a thing.

 

[SM]

I've argued with SM many a time. SM was BF"s equivalent of an antivaxxer thread before Covid was a thing.

And yet you cracked the sads when I picked the Wonders over your side.

 

[Barrybran]

And yet you cracked the sads when I picked the Wonders over your side.

You are always welcome to return to the Gumbies. Maybe you can raise our level above mental lightweights.