Game Day Satanic Cheek Clappers vs "All Duck No Dinner", "One Trick Ponies" - Honouring Lizzy

[Saveloy Rockstar]

After the game what does everyone enjoy? The highlight reel!

So when the Dees smash the Tontines tonight

I will be drunk posting the Tontines demise all night

#softdraw #pretenders

Just imagine how good the Pies would be if they knew two tricks

First impression is that after two seconds of toughness, Collingwood has no appetite for the coal face.

Collingwood 5 goals. Jobs done.

LOLOLOLOLOLingwood

It's dinner time!

Awww LoLwood getting farken smashed again!!!

If Lipinski played in the Grand Final, we would have won by 100.

The men’s toilets at Richmond station would be rocking right now

Pies have a floppy Johnson

Shocked that Tyler Durden007 didn’t make an appearance all night

 

[Clutchmichael]

12 month rebuild... gangsta!

 

[Jazny]

Howe mad to Collingwood haters get when Jemmy towels their forwards up time and time again?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

What’s better than licking a mandarin

Who's Darin?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Who's Darin?

 

[FurTheWin]

I'm gonna have to insist on English and not the 500 year old dialect still used in Handbag town

A Wobbler with a dictionary
Does it still have the library tag on it?

 

[Clutchmichael]

A Wobbler with a dictionary
Does it still have the library tag on it?

No some bogan from Geelong stole it, they're all thieves and gypsies you know

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

FurTheWin

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What a shame STABBY BUDDHA couldn’t be here to share in our glorious 11th win in a row and ascendancy to 2nd place

 

[Clutchmichael]

Do other clubs win flags in the middle of their rebuild?


Or is that just us?

 

[FurTheWin]

No some bogan from Geelong stole it, they're all thieves and gypsies you know

Yeah, gypsying and thieving you at the MCG, sweets

 

[Clutchmichael]

Yeah, gypsying and thieving you at the MCG, sweets

Fifteening your pitiful nine

Hey I heard Cher visited Geelong once and was inspired to write this song

 

[FurTheWin]

Fifteening your pitiful nine

Hey I heard Cher visited Geelong once and was inspired to write this song

Other lesser teams may have fallen prey to organised crime, but head to head...

 

[Clutchmichael]

Other lesser teams may have fallen prey to organised crime, but head to head...

Err head to head no other club let alone a pack of handbaggers from down the road have beaten Collingwood more than we've annihilated them, and just so you know your club is decidedly middle of the road and Richmond is still 9th

 

[FurTheWin]

Err head to head no other club let alone a pack of handbaggers from down the road have beaten Collingwood more than we've annihilated them, and just so you know your club is decidedly middle of the road and Richmond is yet again 9th

View attachment 1467479

You're talking a lot about roads for a team that's scared to get on the Freeway

 

[Clutchmichael]

You're talking a lot about roads for a team that's scared to get on the Freeway

You talk a lot for someone that can't crack double figures for flags

 

[StMojo]

After the game what does everyone enjoy? The highlight reel!





















Shocked that Tyler Durden007 didn’t make an appearance all night

View attachment 1467429

Farken loool Swans to end the Collingwood muppet version of The Streak at 11 games Bwahahaha well done Melbourne

 

[FurTheWin]

You talk a lot for someone that can't crack double figures for flags

Flags earned > flags bought

 

[StMojo]

What a shame STABBY BUDDHA couldn’t be here to share in our glorious 11th win in a row and ascendancy to 2nd place

View attachment 1467471

Yeah well you LoLflogs still took it bending over from the Umps, who’s gonna help you over the line next week against the Swans? Hercules Bwahahahhehawhehaw make sure Ginivan takes a box of tissues to share around with his team mates at the final siren!!!!

 

[Clutchmichael]

Flags earned > flags bought

Says the guy that was staring at a 44 year premiership drought til Dean Robinson took over 'fitness' in late 2006 just before your run started, oh remind me who 'the weapon' thanked on Grand Final day? Oh that's right Stephen Dank for being in daily contact with him all 2007... you haven't 'earnt' a flag in 6 decades

 

[FurTheWin]

Says the guy that was staring at a 44 year premiership drought til Dean Robinson took over 'fitness' in late 2006 just before your run started, oh remind me who 'the weapon' thanked on Grand Final day? Oh that's right Stephen Dank for being in daily contact with him all 2007... you haven't 'earnt' a flag in 6 decades

Ah yeah the Dank Argument
Just like the Hitler Argument, when you have to bring it into the conversation, you've lost
Investigated
Exonerated




1-10-2011

 

[Cyclops]

Ah yeah the Dank Argument
Just like the Hitler Argument, when you have to bring it into the conversation, you've lost
Investigated
Exonerated




1-10-2011

Exonerated by Vlad and Gil, LOL.

 

[Clutchmichael]

Ah yeah the Dank fact





15 > 9

Edited to more accurately reflect reality

 

[StMojo]

Swans play Norf on Sunday, will be a carbon copy of the Swans game the following week against collywobbles lolololol New DvD is being edited now at Collingwood: 11 games the hard road to getting smashed by Sydney

 

[Clutchmichael]