Match Thread Season 01, Round 1: Keptin Mafia (KEP) vs Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) at ChippyBet Stadium, Keptin Reserve

[MWPP]

(I thought it was starting next week)

So did I actually
My training program assumed a later start so it’ll probably be for the best that I’m rested this week Chipmunk

The humidity isn’t exactly ideal preparation for me anyway

 

[MP_]

Mine was like that pre-Christmas.

Gunna shorten the run-up or I won’t get through a Mitch Marsh workload.

Problem is I’ve already ordered a KFC mega bucket for lunch and I’m not giving up my kfc for anyone seeing as they are my bat sponsor.

 

[MP_]

Luckily for you qricket still allows runners

Not Jabba73 , he’s not match fit either

 

[Chipmunk]

So did I actually
My training program assumed a later start so it’ll probably be for the best that I’m rested this week Chipmunk

The humidity isn’t exactly ideal preparation for me anyway

Does your hair get all frizzy in this humidity?

 

[MWPP]

Does your hair get all frizzy in this humidity?

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I need something to rub my qricket balls against for the extra spin now that the umpires have cracked down on gum…

 

[Chipmunk]

I need something to rub my qricket balls against for the extra spin now that the umpires have cracked down on gum…

myblueroan will offer her mane for ball shining purposes.

 

[MWPP]

myblueroan will offer her mane for ball shining purposes.

Good to know
My previous go-to, dogs105 , had a trim at the groomer not long ago

 

[Chipmunk]

A word from one of our sponsors…

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[philreich]

Very few things in this mortal world are as sweet as Indian tears:

 

[myblueroan]

myblueroan will offer her mane for ball shining purposes.

 

[Jabba73]

Not Jabba73 , he’s not match fit either

Can confirm.

If it doesn’t reach the boundary, it will be a single only, no exceptions.

 

[Dinsdale]

Very few things in this mortal world are as sweet as Indian tears:

This is the SCA, keep reality over there somewhere where it's boring

 

[Dinsdale]

Can confirm.

If it doesn’t reach the boundary, it will be a single only, no exceptions.

Our guys aren't fast at chasing a ball, you could run 10 I reckon

 

[KBLT]

Our guys aren't fast at chasing a ball, you could run 10 I reckon

We can catch, though.

 

[Pugsley]

The bum shuffle has been my 4yo daughter's "party trick" for at least a year now.

I got my boys out of the habit once they learned how to walk.
They just get lazy like adults.

 

[Pugsley]

Not Jabba73 , he’s not match fit either

Throw a burger and a dessert on the pitch and I'm only running to grab those.

 

[philreich]

This is the SCA, keep reality over there somewhere where it's boring

LOL I would have thought that not talking about cricket in a cricket forum is like not talking about Steve Buscemi in a Warriors match thread.

 

[Dinsdale]

LOL I would have thought that not talking about cricket in a cricket forum is like not talking about Steve Buscemi in a Warriors match thread.

What the hell is cricket? Sounds made up.

This is Qricket or for those with dimness, Krikkit.

 

[MP_]

Throw a burger and a dessert on the pitch and I'm only running to grab those.

 

[moginie]

What the hell is cricket? Sounds made up.

This is Qricket or for those with dimness, Krikkit.

 

[moginie]

Or the version with the MCC cheating (just for Chipmunk).

 

[MP_]

Or the version with the MCC cheating (just for Chipmunk).

We don’t cheat

 

[moginie]

We don’t cheat

We don't assault players as they come off the field either.

Well, not since the 1880s anyway.

 

[MP_]

We don't assault players as they come off the field either.

Well, not since the 1880s anyway.

We assault everyone

 

[Dinsdale]

We assault everyone

That's why we have bats