Match Thread Season 01, Round 1: Keptin Mafia (KEP) vs Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) at ChippyBet Stadium, Keptin Reserve

[FootyGuy13]

I’m going to address the elephant in the room but does everyone think it’s ok to stick two Doritos on a shark and try to get everyone to accept it’s a stingray? I mean you ain’t fooling anyone Fulmina Qricket Club.

Hey, my mum put my Dorito Shark drawing on the fridge and said it looked good.

 

[moginie]

More suited to the administration side of things than playing, I get it.

No, more like lucky to be here because there isn't anyone else and likely to be dropped after being found out.

And being a great pub trivia answer.

 

[sabso]

No, more like lucky to be here because there isn't anyone else and likely to be dropped after being found out.

And being a great pub trivia answer.

The Australian Test team could do with a couple of Wallys right now.

 

[moginie]

The Australian Test team could do with a couple of Wallys right now.

We had Shane Watson for a while. He was a right wally.

 

[GreyCrow]

We had Shane Watson for a while. He was a right wally.

His biggest problem was he didnt know what DRS stood for

Dont Review it Shane

 

[moginie]

His biggest problem was he didnt know what DRS stood for

Dont Review it Shane

Spot on there.

 

[MP_]

Hey, my mum put my Dorito Shark drawing on the fridge and said it looked good.

I can’t believe she did that, your 35 years old ffs, she needs to stop enabling you.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Tonga Bob, do we still post memes on Fridays even though this is the qricket league?

Be rude not to

 

[Tonga Bob]

I’m going to address the elephant in the room but does everyone think it’s ok to stick two Doritos on a shark and try to get everyone to accept it’s a stingray? I mean you ain’t fooling anyone Fulmina Qricket Club.

Steve Irwin also thought that, and look what happened to him.

 

[sabso]

Steve Irwin also thought that, and look what happened to him.

 

[GreyCrow]

His death still stings

 

[Mobbs]

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Round 1 team v Fulmina

1. MP_
2. tony
3. dogs105
4. GreyCrow
5. myblueroan
6. Tadpole
7. philreich
8. sabso
9. MC Bad Genius
10. Pie 4 Life
11. Jabba73

Scorer: por_please_ya
Reserves: Chipmunk MWPP ​

Did I miss a definition of the pitch type for this match? It's my first time simming anything since 2002 and I may have lost some of my attentive skills.
Chipmunk MC Bad Genius MP_ MWPP por_please_ya tony

 

[Jabba73]

Did I miss a definition of the pitch type for this match? It's my first time simming anything since 2002 and I may have lost some of my attentive skills.
Chipmunk MC Bad Genius MP_ MWPP por_please_ya tony

Hard/synthetic wicket when we bat, soft turf pitch when we bowl.

TIA

 

[Mobbs]

Hard/synthetic wicket when we bat, soft turf pitch when we bowl.

TIA

Read it initially as "sympathetic"!

 

[MWPP]

Did I miss a definition of the pitch type for this match? It's my first time simming anything since 2002 and I may have lost some of my attentive skills.
Chipmunk MC Bad Genius MP_ MWPP por_please_ya tony

Batting pitch

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I didn’t know that we had control over the quality - do we ?

 

[Mobbs]

I didn’t know that we had control over the quality - do we ?

Well you choose to recruit MP_

 

[Jabba73]

Read it initially as "sympathetic"!

I guess that technically it would be …

 

[MP_]

Well you choose to recruit MP_

 

[MP_]

Did I miss a definition of the pitch type for this match? It's my first time simming anything since 2002 and I may have lost some of my attentive skills.
Chipmunk MC Bad Genius MP_ MWPP por_please_ya tony

I have a special drop in pitch ready to go. The “grass” is quite green and once it buds up I can harvest and make some cash.

 

[MWPP]

I have a special drop in pitch ready to go. The “grass” is quite green and once it buds up I can harvest and make some cash.

You’ve been listening to this banga with AceAndy a few too many times

 

[Chipmunk]

I have a special drop in pitch ready to go. The “grass” is quite green and once it buds up I can harvest and make some cash.

The match stand is selling paper which can be rolled and smoked quite well

 

[moginie]

I have a special drop in pitch ready to go. The “grass” is quite green and once it buds up I can harvest and make some cash.

Your chooks would love it.

 

[MP_]

Your chooks would love it.

One of my chooks got into some coffee grounds and she just went totally still for an hour, it was almost like she was stoned

 

[Chipmunk]

Your chooks would love it.

That’s the before shot, MP_ has been playing some motivational music:

 

[MC Bad Genius]

That’s the before shot, MP_ has been playing some motivational music: