Match Thread Season 01, Round 2: Darkness Eternal (DAR) vs Qoalas Qricket Club (QQC) at Dark Park

[Mobbs]

Make it before, with the match played with no lights few drinks prior will give us plenty more to laugh at

Pretty sure only TIF likes it in the dark from the Qoalas

I note you are familiar with the title of his sex tape.

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[Callums_Guns]

Nah Mobbs is a sensible type too.

Been way too long between drinks to remember any others

 

[boncer34]

Cane train rolling

 

[Raz]

may the sim be with us

 

[DemurePrincess]

may the sim be with us

We’ve already shown how we can dominate… now it’s the Qoalas turn the feel the Darkness Eternals wrath

 

[boncer34]

We’ve already shown how we can dominate… now it’s the Qoalas turn the feel the Darkness Eternals wrath

You're a little bat shit crazy in a scary way.

Thank **** I drafted you.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You're a little bat shit crazy in a scary way.

Thank **** I drafted you.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I think I found the Qoalas pumpy pumpy tune!

 

[cats_09]

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh my lord!

boncer34 you said we were playing Qoalas not ****ing drop bears mate!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Clearly Wosh is looking her best as always!

 

[cats_09]

 

[DemurePrincess]

I hope that little cutie isn’t there when I’m batting…. He may learn to fly real quick!

 

[Falconista]

I hope that little cutie isn’t there when I’m batting…. He may learn to fly real quick!

"Little cutie" you say...? I'm over here.

 

[DemurePrincess]

"Little cutie" you say...? I'm over here.

Would you be so kind and put your little furries away please

 

[The Majestic]

I love a really good chicken satay pizza

There's a place down here called Pep Pizza that does a very good satay pizza. It was so good.

 

[The Majestic]

I'd like to see TheGoatBaron get a century he was so close last game, let's hope he can nail it this week.

And I can get some runs and wickets.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hey cats_09

This better for you? Either way it’s not gonna be your day

 

[Dingster]

Hey cats_09

This better for you? Either way it’s not gonna be your day
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Prinnie you angry. Maybe it's the irony of Darkness wearing white. Maybe the frustration of Raz asking "are we there yet?" every 5 minutes. Maybe you got disgusting anchovies in your pizza.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Prinnie you angry. Maybe it's the irony of Darkness wearing white. Maybe the frustration of Raz asking "are we there yet?" every 5 minutes. Maybe you got disgusting anchovies in your pizza.

Oh sorry!

Shall I sit down and wait my turn to bat Dingster or do we want to save the Qoalas the embarrassment and just call it now so you can go home!

 

[Dingster]

Oh sorry!

Shall I sit down and wait my turn to bat Dingster or do we want to save the Qoalas the embarrassment and just call it now so you can go home!

An apology is a start.

Mobbs Prinnie has been filming you.

 

[DemurePrincess]

An apology is a start.

Mobbs Prinnie has been filming you.

Oh sorry!

Shall I sit down and wait my turn to bat Dingster or do we want to save the Qoalas the embarrassment and just call it now so you can go home!

What’s that? Father Christmas?

 

[Dingster]

What’s that? Father Christmas?

Mobbs has been called worse.

 

[Mobbs]

What’s that? Father Christmas?

Are you the snow maiden?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Are you the snow maiden?

If it means I’m gonna bowl you out! You can call me whatever you want fella!

You can call me for today only - whoops I missed it!!