Match Thread Season 01, Round 2: Western Stars (WST) vs Keptin Mafia (KEP) at Bainlea Oval

[Robertio]

199 run partnership. We are the smash brothers.

You've scared the Mafia away now mate.

 

[Pugsley]

You've scared the Mafia away now mate.

 

[MWPP]

No MWPP i like where i am, if i score a hundred I'm a batsman keeper and if i fail I'm just the wicketkeeper.

You will always be the bar manager/keeper regardless

 

[sabso]

We are so good i wasn't even top scorer, I'll be coming down the pitch at you.

Come at me rob, my medium pace is deceptively effective especially my slower balls. don’t forget to make your ground again when the ball goes through to the keeper

 

[thewizardmelon]

Don't get smart mate, I'm coming off a century.

Backing you in to do it again

 

[thewizardmelon]

Come at me rob, my medium pace is deceptively effective especially my slower balls. don’t forget to make your ground again when the ball goes through to the keeper

Medium pace you say? Delicious!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I specialise in dismissing the top scorers.

I just dismissed them from all over the place, I didn't discriminate.

I may have taken the first 4 wickets of the second innings though, you could check that if you like. And I think I got 6 for in the second dig, can you check that for me? Do we have QricFA+ yet?

 

[philreich]

199 run partnership. We are the smash brothers.

And after a few beers, you're the smashed brothers.

 

[GreyCrow]

And after a few beers, you're the smashed brothers.

And if they turn out to be spuds they are the mashed bros

 

[Pugsley]

And after a few beers, you're the smashed brothers.

That was after we won.

 

[Pugsley]

And if they turn out to be spuds they are the mashed bros

I knew it was bad when I started telling my kids dad jokes.

 

[philreich]

I knew it was bad when I started telling my kids dad jokes.

Why would you do that - who tells dad jokes??????

 

[Pugsley]

Why would you do that - who tells dad jokes??????

We both are guilty

 

[Pamcake1]

And after a few beers, you're the smashed brothers.

And after that known as Slash and Splash Brothers.

 

[HARPSichord]

And after that known as Slash and Splash Brothers.

And just before going to bed they are the Crash Brothers.

 

[Robertio]

And after that known as Slash and Splash Brothers.

 

[GremioPower]

 

[GremioPower]

The Sash
Dash
Cash
Trash
Bash Brothers

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Keptin sounds like Compton , besides NWA nothing good has come out of both.

 

[sabso]

Keptin sounds like Compton , besides NWA nothing good has come out of both.

Denis was ok I suppose

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Keptin sounds like Compton , besides NWA nothing good has come out of both.

No love for Kevin Costner? Or Kendrick Lamar? Surely the Williams sisters count?

The Keptin part is true though ...

 

[philreich]

Keptin sounds like Compton , besides NWA nothing good has come out of both.

Kinda sounds like Carlton, which hasn't had much success lately either .

 

[sabso]

Kinda sounds like Carlton, which hasn't had much success lately either .

The media do suck our dicks though. Even if we do have to show them on Twitter