Match Thread Season 01, Round 2: Western Stars (WST) vs Keptin Mafia (KEP) at Bainlea Oval

[MC Bad Genius]

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Round 2
Official Team Sheet v Western Stars

1. MP_ - Pure Batter
2. por_please_ya - Pure Batter
3. dogs105 - Pure Batter
4. GreyCrow - Pure Batter
5. myblueroan - Pure Batter
6. Tadpole - Keeper
7. MWPP - Bowling All Rounder
8. sabso - Pure All Rounder
9. Chipmunk - Pure Bowler
10. Pie 4 Life - Pure Bowler
11. Jabba73 - Pure Bowler

12th man: philreich - Batting All Rounder
Scorer: MC Bad Genius - Pure Bowler
Away on business: tony - Pure Batter​

I would've thought a quick phone call to say I was dropped wouldn't have been too difficult, rather than just finding out when the whole of Sweet did. Don't be surprised if you wake up next to a horse's head...

 

[sabso]

I would've thought a quick phone call to say I was dropped wouldn't have been too difficult, rather than just finding out when the whole of Sweet did. Don't be surprised if you wake up next to a horse's head...

It’s going to be a spin friendly pitch I can feel it. Your 50 was crucial in the last match too.

Bloody long tail and all.

 

[Chipmunk]

I would've thought a quick phone call to say I was dropped wouldn't have been too difficult, rather than just finding out when the whole of Sweet did. Don't be surprised if you wake up next to a horse's head...

Yeah I planned to send a PM but I sent the team sheet then have been rushed at work. It’ll come during lunch as I’m sorting some IT issues out during this morning break.

 

[sabso]

Tbf chippy you didn’t miss the deadline which is more than could be said for some, whoever they are.

 

[GreyCrow]

Chipmunk walking past someone on the way to the bus stop

 

[por_please_ya]

Pure Batter

Read this as Pure Butter

Gonna whip the opposition by a large margerine.

 

[por_please_ya]

I would've thought a quick phone call to say I was dropped wouldn't have been too difficult, rather than just finding out when the whole of Sweet did. Don't be surprised if you wake up next to a horse's head...

 

[por_please_ya]

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the whole Solar System

 

[tony]

The only way I'll make a mistake this weekend is if I crash the drinks cart.

I have a feeling you are going to enjoy the job, 3 lovely assistants and you have to regularly test the product to make sure its the right temperature.

 

[tony]

I would've thought a quick phone call to say I was dropped wouldn't have been too difficult, rather than just finding out when the whole of Sweet did. Don't be surprised if you wake up next to a horse's head...

I think you scared the crap out of Chipmunk, little did he know myblueroan was just taking a nap in his bed.

 

[sabso]

I think you scared the crap out of Chipmunk, little did he know myblueroan was just taking a nap in his bed.

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Lucky Chipmunk!

 

[Chipmunk]

Lucky Chipmunk!

That face doesn’t look like someone who feels lucky!

 

[sabso]

That face doesn’t look like someone who feels lucky!

You were just a little excited that’s all

 

[HARPSichord]

Tbf chippy you didn’t miss the deadline which is more than could be said for some, whoever they are.

 

[HARPSichord]

Somebody please rake me over the coals.

 

[myblueroan]

I would've thought a quick phone call to say I was dropped wouldn't have been too difficult, rather than just finding out when the whole of Sweet did. Don't be surprised if you wake up next to a horse's head...

Dingster

Witness protection please.

PRONTO

 

[Dingster]

Dingster

Witness protection please.

PRONTO

tony are you on holidays?

 

[Pamcake1]

That face doesn’t look like someone who feels lucky!

Good morning Special Patrol.
Good morning all you Kleptomanics!
Good Morning Western Stars!


Have a great weekend everyone!

 

[myblueroan]

tony are you on holidays?

I don't need much.
A suite of stables with a pool and 24 hour service will do for now. I'll need to still bat, so some kind of disguise? Maybe name change to mystrawberryroan. So spray paint.
MC won't catch on.
Thanks Ding.

 

[Dingster]

I don't need much.
A suite of stables with a pool and 24 hour service will do for now. I'll need to still bat, so some kind of disguise? Maybe name change to mystrawberryroan. So some spray paint. Yeah. MC won't catch on.
Thanks Ding.

I can bring Fine Cotton out of retirement.

 

[myblueroan]

I can bring Fine Cotton out of retirement.

As long as it doesn't rain, we'll be good.

 

[myblueroan]

MWPP you have a lot to answer for.

 

[tony]

tony are you on holidays?

As far as Chipmunk knows I am away for "business" reasons.

 

[Tadpole]

You’ll freeze your nuts off

A nutless chipmunk? Whatever next?

 

[Tadpole]

I think you scared the crap out of Chipmunk, little did he know myblueroan was just taking a nap in his bed.

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That’d scare the nuts off anyone if it came out of the blue.