Match Thread Season 01, Round 2: Western Stars (WST) vs Keptin Mafia (KEP) at Bainlea Oval

[philreich]

I can bring Fine Cotton out of retirement.

I'm led to believe that Fine Cotton is starting at 25 to 1 in its next race, and because the race doesn't start until 3 o'clock, it's a certainty.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Yeah I planned to send a PM but I sent the team sheet then have been rushed at work. It’ll come during lunch as I’m sorting some IT issues out during this morning break.

"There will be no wrecking, no undermining, and no sniping. I've never leaked or backgrounded against anyone. And I certainly won't start now."

We all know what happened next though ...

 

[Chipmunk]

"There will be no wrecking, no undermining, and no sniping. I've never leaked or backgrounded against anyone. And I certainly won't start now."

We all know what happened next though ...

Can’t help but notice that he was a Brit as well

 

[Pugsley]

myblueroan - I wonder which of our opponents nominated the 'Western Stars' song on the playlist
(and no, I didn't even notice it there until it just came up!)

There are two types of people, The Western Stars and those that wish they were The Western Stars.

 

[Pugsley]

I would've thought a quick phone call to say I was dropped wouldn't have been too difficult, rather than just finding out when the whole of Sweet did. Don't be surprised if you wake up next to a horse's head...

Fielding your B team. This won't end well for the plastic Mafia.

 

[sabso]

I’ve gone on record saying I wanted you to play MC Bad Genius . Don’t let the fact that our list is practically half British make you think we’re all going to leak and background against you.

 

[philreich]

I’ve gone on record saying I wanted you to play MC Bad Genius . Don’t let the fact that our list is practically half British make you think we’re all going to leak and background against you.

See now I'm worried - hopefully one of our blokes doesn't do a Bairstow, and wander out of his crease........

 

[sabso]

See now I'm worried - hopefully one of our blokes doesn't do a Bairstow, and wander out of his crease........

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm led to believe that Fine Cotton is starting at 25 to 1 in its next race, and because the race doesn't start until 3 o'clock, it's a certainty.

I'm led to believe there is a thread on Fine Cotton

 

[myblueroan]

I'm led to believe there is a thread on Fine Cotton

I'm led to believe Fine Cotton makes a high thread count.

 

[Chipmunk]

Plenty of needle in that thread

 

[Chipmunk]

Fielding your B team. This won't end well for the plastic Mafia.

Those who can, play qricket

Those who can’t, Captain

 

[Pugsley]

Those who can, play qricket

Those who can’t, Captain

Like qooty

 

[Tadpole]

Plenty of needle in that thread

Just don’t try to find it in a haystack.

 

[Tadpole]

Western stars - soft as butter. And salt off the charts once we take the knife, or the sword, to them. Take your pick of spreading or cutting instruments, and it’s highly likely to be effective.

 

[MWPP]

Western stars - soft as butter. And salt off the charts once we take the knife, or the sword, to them. Take your pick of spreading or cutting instruments, and it’s highly likely to be effective.

As long as it’s pasteurised on a beautiful green deck , they won’t know what they’re in for

 

[sabso]

Western stars - soft as butter. And salt off the charts once we take the knife, or the sword, to them. Take your pick of spreading or cutting instruments, and it’s highly likely to be effective.

Ironically they aren’t experiencing a lot of churn this week

 

[philreich]

I think Kepton should bat first and make 800.

 

[GreyCrow]

I think Kepton should bat first and make 800.

We have the team to do it

 

[Pugsley]

We have the team to do it

Wiggy's grenades will have you extremely scared

 

[Pugsley]

Western stars - soft as butter. And salt off the charts once we take the knife, or the sword, to them. Take your pick of spreading or cutting instruments, and it’s highly likely to be effective.

Tadpole, come and see us when you're fully developed.

 

[Chipmunk]

Wiggy's grenades will have you extremely scared

Oh we remember from the practice match, and have planned accordingly.

 

[Pugsley]

Oh we remember from the practice match, and have planned accordingly.

They don't count. That's why they're called practice matches.

 

[philreich]

Tadpole, come and see us when you're fully developed.

Reminds me of this:

 

[Chipmunk]

They don't count.

Sounds like my time with the Vampires: