philreich
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Keptin batsmen are like faithful husbands - they only perform at home.
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Forecast is for some very localised showers on a good length tonight.Anyone here know how to do a rain dance that lasts for 2 days?
WAKE UP sabso! You just fell asleep.BREAKING NEWS
The Western Stars have refused to take the field on the fourth morning in protest at not being allowed the extra half hour to claim Keptin Mafia’s last wicket. As a result, the qumpires in consultation with both qaptains and the match qeferee have decided to award the match to the Mafia, an award which leaves Chipmunk ‘s team unbeaten going into the third round of fixtures. The inaugural Sweet CA Championship is on course to make its home at CHPBT Stadium (formerly known as Keptinia Park).
In other news, several of the Mafia players have signed endorsement deals with our affiliated construction firm, Concrete On. Leading batsman MP_ has signed another deal with KFC, and our coach has also recently been announced as Head of Leadership And Performance at Keptin Laundered Capital Inc. The Sweet CA made initial inquiries as to whether these private financial matters had an impact on the soft qap; however it was decided it would not be in the league’s best interests to investigate further.
BREAKING NEWS
The Western Stars have refused to take the field on the fourth morning in protest at not being allowed the extra half hour to claim Keptin Mafia’s last wicket. As a result, the qumpires in consultation with both qaptains and the match qeferee have decided to award the match to the Mafia, an award which leaves Chipmunk ‘s team unbeaten going into the third round of fixtures. The inaugural Sweet CA Championship is on course to make its home at CHPBT Stadium (formerly known as Keptinia Park).
In other news, several of the Mafia players have signed endorsement deals with our affiliated construction firm, Concrete On. Leading batsman MP_ has signed another deal with KFC, and our coach has also recently been announced as Head of Leadership And Performance at Keptin Laundered Capital Inc. The Sweet CA made initial inquiries as to whether these private financial matters had an impact on the soft qap; however it was decided it would not be in the league’s best interests to investigate further.
This was a great read Sabso, love your work. Even if you are just opposition trash.
In unrelated news - you have a double session this morning at pre-season Qooty training
No worries, so long as there are plenty of energy drinks (Guinness) availableThis was a great read Sabso, love your work. Even if you are just opposition trash.
In unrelated news - you have a double session this morning at pre-season Qooty training
I’m not even going to be required on the balcony lol.Hey!
sabso is with us this morning for the post match drinks. And the during the match drinks.
You can have him tomorrow.
No result yet Phil, I was just kidding before.I didn't drink before this game. However this result has seen me take up the habit.
Why - are you a public servant?I can have a nap today.
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KEPTIN MAFIA 2nd innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
MP_ c. Cap b. Cubs2Lions 20 23 4 0 87.0%
porpleaseya lbw b. Gremi'ower 51 87 11 0 58.6%
dogs105 b. Cap 3 12 0 0 25.0%
GreyCrow b. Elton'sWig 89 140 17 0 63.6%
myblueroan b. Gremi'ower 0 1 0 0 0.0%
Tadpole lbw b. Gremi'ower 0 2 0 0 0.0%
MWPP c. Robertio b. Elton'sWig 18 48 4 0 37.5%
sabso lbw b. Cubs2Lions 13 13 3 0 100.0%
Chipmunk c. Robertio b. Cubs2Lions 10 28 2 0 35.7%
Pie4Life lbw b. Gremi'ower 19 23 4 0 82.6%
Jabba73 not out 12 26 2 0 46.2%
Total: 245/10 Overs: 66.5 Run Rate: 3.67 Extras: 10
Day 4 10:30 AM
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KEPTIN MAFIA Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
M MP_ porpl'seya 27 (38)
d dogs105 porpl'seya 12 (23)
G GreyCrow porpl'seya 85 (125)
G GreyCrow myblueroan 0 (7)
G GreyCrow T Tadpole 0 (2)
G GreyCrow M MWPP 44 (79)
G GreyCrow s sabso 23 (28)
G GreyCrow C Chipmunk 19 (45)
P Pie4Life C Chipmunk 4 (6)
P Pie4Life J Jabba73 31 (48)
Fall of Wickets 27/1 39/2 124/3 124/4 124/5
168/6 191/7 210/8 214/9 245/10
Total: 245/10 Overs: 66.5 Run Rate: 3.67 Extras: 10
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WESTERN STARS Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Cap 13.0 2 36 1 2.77 1 0
EltonJohnsWig 13.0 2 38 2 2.92 0 1
Cubs2Lions 16.0 1 74 3 4.63 1 1
BigChippa52 12.0 1 52 0 4.33 0 1
GremioPower 12.5 1 40 4 3.12 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 2 No Balls: 3 Leg Byes: 0 Byes: 5
Total: 245/10 Overs: 66.5 Run Rate: 3.67 Extras: 10
Date: 01-11-2025
WESTERN STARS VS KEPTIN MAFIA at Bainlea Oval
5 day match
Pitch Condition: Normal
WESTERN STARS WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BOWL FIRST
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KEPTIN MAFIA 1st innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
MP_ c. DERRI'PHIL b. Elton'sWig 15 22 2 0 68.2%
porpleaseya c. Robertio b. Cubs2Lions 25 25 6 0 100.0%
dogs105 lbw b. Elton'sWig 13 41 3 0 31.7%
GreyCrow lbw b. BigCh'pa52 19 42 4 0 45.2%
myblueroan c. Pamcake1 b. BigCh'pa52 0 2 0 0 0.0%
Tadpole lbw b. Cubs2Lions 20 36 4 0 55.6%
MWPP c. DERRI'PHIL b. Cap 35 93 6 1 37.6%
sabso b. Gremi'ower 16 40 2 0 40.0%
Chipmunk lbw b. BigCh'pa52 17 48 4 0 35.4%
Pie4Life lbw b. Cap 22 53 3 1 41.5%
Jabba73 not out 1 19 0 0 5.3%
Total: 195/10 Overs: 70.0 Run Rate: 2.79 Extras: 12
Day 1 3:42 PM
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KEPTIN MAFIA Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
M MP_ porpl'seya 41 (45)
M MP_ d dogs105 0 (4)
G GreyCrow d dogs105 35 (73)
myblueroan d dogs105 0 (2)
T Tadpole d dogs105 4 (15)
T Tadpole M MWPP 31 (53)
s sabso M MWPP 41 (105)
C Chipmunk M MWPP 0 (6)
C Chipmunk P Pie4Life 32 (80)
J Jabba73 P Pie4Life 11 (37)
Fall of Wickets 41/1 41/2 76/3 76/4 80/5
111/6 152/7 152/8 184/9 195/10
Total: 195/10 Overs: 70.0 Run Rate: 2.79 Extras: 12
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WESTERN STARS Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Cap 13.0 3 39 2 3.00 1 1
EltonJohnsWig 10.0 2 21 2 2.10 0 0
Cubs2Lions 14.0 2 50 2 3.57 0 0
GremioPower 17.0 6 48 1 2.82 0 2
BigChippa52 16.0 4 30 3 1.88 0 1
EXTRAS Wides: 1 No Balls: 4 Leg Byes: 7 Byes: 0
Total: 195/10 Overs: 70.0 Run Rate: 2.79 Extras: 12
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WESTERN STARS 1st innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
DERRINALPHIL b. Chipmunk 148 205 31 0 72.2%
Pamcake1 c. Tadpole b. Chipmunk 30 35 6 0 85.7%
HARPSichord b. Jabba73 67 84 13 0 79.8%
BLUEALLTHRU lbw b. sabso 104 227 21 0 45.8%
Pugsley lbw b. sabso 32 83 6 0 38.6%
Robertio c. porpl'seya b. Jabba73 36 50 6 1 72.0%
BigChippa52 lbw b. Pie4Life 7 43 1 0 16.3%
Cubs2Lions lbw b. Chipmunk 6 19 1 0 31.6%
GremioPower c. myblueroan b. Jabba73 10 48 1 0 20.8%
EltonJohnsWig not out 16 45 3 0 35.6%
Cap c. MWPP b. sabso 0 5 0 0 0.0%
Total: 472/10 Overs: 140.1 Run Rate: 3.37 Extras: 16
Day 3 12:33 PM
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WESTERN STARS Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
DERRI'PHIL P Pamcake1 50 (71)
DERRI'PHIL HARPS'hord 125 (179)
DERRI'PHIL BLUEA'THRU 111 (148)
P Pugsley BLUEA'THRU 77 (154)
R Robertio BLUEA'THRU 44 (82)
BigCh'pa52 BLUEA'THRU 31 (78)
BigCh'pa52 Cubs2Lions 6 (27)
Gremi'ower Cubs2Lions 1 (13)
Gremi'ower Elton'sWig 19 (78)
C Cap Elton'sWig 8 (11)
Fall of Wickets 50/1 175/2 286/3 363/4 407/5
438/6 444/7 445/8 464/9 472/10
Total: 472/10 Overs: 140.1 Run Rate: 3.37 Extras: 16
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KEPTIN MAFIA Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Jabba73 29.0 6 79 3 2.72 0 2
Pie4Life 28.0 5 96 1 3.43 1 0
sabso 25.1 4 63 3 2.50 1 1
MWPP 28.0 6 87 0 3.11 0 2
Chipmunk 30.0 8 139 3 4.63 1 0
EXTRAS Wides: 3 No Balls: 5 Leg Byes: 5 Byes: 3
Total: 472/10 Overs: 140.1 Run Rate: 3.37 Extras: 16
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KEPTIN MAFIA 2nd innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
MP_ c. Cap b. Cubs2Lions 20 23 4 0 87.0%
porpleaseya lbw b. Gremi'ower 51 87 11 0 58.6%
dogs105 b. Cap 3 12 0 0 25.0%
GreyCrow b. Elton'sWig 89 140 17 0 63.6%
myblueroan b. Gremi'ower 0 1 0 0 0.0%
Tadpole lbw b. Gremi'ower 0 2 0 0 0.0%
MWPP c. Robertio b. Elton'sWig 18 48 4 0 37.5%
sabso lbw b. Cubs2Lions 13 13 3 0 100.0%
Chipmunk c. Robertio b. Cubs2Lions 10 28 2 0 35.7%
Pie4Life lbw b. Gremi'ower 19 23 4 0 82.6%
Jabba73 not out 12 26 2 0 46.2%
Total: 245/10 Overs: 66.5 Run Rate: 3.67 Extras: 10
Day 4 10:30 AM
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KEPTIN MAFIA Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
M MP_ porpl'seya 27 (38)
d dogs105 porpl'seya 12 (23)
G GreyCrow porpl'seya 85 (125)
G GreyCrow myblueroan 0 (7)
G GreyCrow T Tadpole 0 (2)
G GreyCrow M MWPP 44 (79)
G GreyCrow s sabso 23 (28)
G GreyCrow C Chipmunk 19 (45)
P Pie4Life C Chipmunk 4 (6)
P Pie4Life J Jabba73 31 (48)
Fall of Wickets 27/1 39/2 124/3 124/4 124/5
168/6 191/7 210/8 214/9 245/10
Total: 245/10 Overs: 66.5 Run Rate: 3.67 Extras: 10
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WESTERN STARS Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Cap 13.0 2 36 1 2.77 1 0
EltonJohnsWig 13.0 2 38 2 2.92 0 1
Cubs2Lions 16.0 1 74 3 4.63 1 1
BigChippa52 12.0 1 52 0 4.33 0 1
GremioPower 12.5 1 40 4 3.12 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 2 No Balls: 3 Leg Byes: 0 Byes: 5
Total: 245/10 Overs: 66.5 Run Rate: 3.67 Extras: 10
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Keptin Mafia 195 & 245
Western Stars 472
Western Stars won by an innings and 32 runs
Man of the match: DERRINALPHIL
Congratulations stars, we were well on the way to making you bat again