Match Thread Season 01, Round 3: Keptin Mafia (KEP) vs Darkness Eternal (DAR) at ChippyBet Stadium, Keptin Reserve

[DemurePrincess]

I know your type. Self satisfaction is all the rage

 

[sabso]

So you’re a 2 Pump chump?

Noted!

I’m on medication (ugly pills) to prevent others from having the misfortune of finding out

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m on medication (ugly pills) to prevent others from having the misfortune of finding out

There are blues one available too but read the label… if you overdose on those you could be in serious trouble!

 

[Callums_Guns]

You’re going to regret ever having crossed paths with the mafia, you don’t want to end up like the last guy

Did your Captain declare last match as well ?

 

[sabso]

Did your Captain declare last match as well ?

No, the opposition elected to forgo their second innings in lieu of their monetary obligations to the Family.

 

[sabso]

There are blues one available too but read the label… if you overdose on those you could be in serious trouble!

They’ll have to bury me in a T-shaped coffin.

 

[Raz]

Ahhh another match

Goatie and I will do our part to get the team off to a good start

We hit we run . We stand and take the ovations

 

[DemurePrincess]

myblueroan asking for a friend! Which leg do you hold the bat with? Front or back sister

 

[DemurePrincess]

philreich can’t start the match without one of your awesome not dad jokes!

 

[myblueroan]

myblueroan asking for a friend! Which leg to hold the bat with? Front or back sister

Has to be front DP.
Think about it...

 

[DemurePrincess]

And Chippy if I throw you some nuts… just swing like a ding-a-ling….

 

[DemurePrincess]

Has to be front DP.
Think about it...

You’re tail????

 

[Robertio]

DemurePrincess on fire today, bad luck Mafia.

 

[philreich]

In the words of Simon and Garfunkel, "Hello Darkness my old friend....."

 

[DemurePrincess]

In the words of Simon and Garfunkel, "Hello Darkness my old friend....."

 

[philreich]

philreich can’t start the match without one of your awesome not dad jokes!

 

[DemurePrincess]

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We don’t have any of those in here right

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Great to know that my breakthrough century will come against the Mafia

 

[myblueroan]

Great to know that my breakthrough century will come against the Mafia

Well heloooooo Goaty.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Well heloooooo Goaty.

Hello Bluey

 

[myblueroan]

Hello Bluey

You gonna butt the ball or bat with your hoof?

 

[Raz]

And as the gentleman of DE I let my bat do the bantering . If I score well great . If I don’t then that is the harshest banter from the opposition

I must hit that ball long and hard . I prefer to actually not run , boundaries are best

 

[DemurePrincess]

And as the gentleman of DE I let my bat do the bantering . If I score well great . If I don’t then that is the harshest banter from the opposition

I must hit that ball long and hard . I prefer to actually not run , boundaries are best

Bats! Balls! Sledging! Whatever gets us across the line mate.

The Darkness aren’t gonna bring no light to these chumps

 

[TheGoatBaron]

You gonna butt the ball or bat with your hoof?

Butt the ball all over the park

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Back at home and ready to bounce back.