Match Thread Season 01, Round 4: Darkness Eternal (DAR) vs Western Stars (WST) at Dark Park

[Robertio]

Nah. My hands were deep in a toilet… it’s kinda like having my hands in a tub of butter!

Greasy

You can get drinking water out of a tap down here in Victoria.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You can get drinking water out of a tap down here in Victoria.

You can also get toilet water in a bottle down there too but I don’t drink that either

 

[Cap]

Beat you to it!

Condolences my friend

This little piggy went to market!
This little piggy stayed home!
And the rest got their arsed kicked on qricket! View attachment 2209689

Hope you've got some sunscreen on those pearly whites

 

[Robertio]

You can also get toilet water in a bottle down there too but I don’t drink that either

You're are thinking of Adelaide babe.

 

[Cap]

You can get drinking water out of a tap down here in Victoria.

Sky News told me there is no tap water in Victoria

To broke or too woke , something like that

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hope you've got some sunscreen on those pearly whites

Don’t you worry about my teeth grandpa!

Ill Hold yours when you bat

 

[Cap]

You're are thinking of Adelaide babe.

 

[Robertio]

Sky News told me there is no tap water in Victoria

To broke or too woke , something like that

You're watching the wrong channel mate, channel Rob for all the latest news.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

You can get drinking water out of a tap down here in Victoria.

Don’t touch the water in Morwell though unless you like seeing all flashing colours and stuff

 

[DemurePrincess]

You're are thinking of Adelaide babe.

No. VB stand for Victoria bullshit lager

 

[Pamcake1]

PammyPamcake1 come and spread some love

Why Hello DemurePrincess and the others in the Darkness.
And hellow to the Stars!

 

[Cap]

Don’t you worry about my teeth grandpa!

Ill Hold yours when you bat

You can buy me a drink first

 

[Robertio]

No. VB stand for Victoria bullshit lager

Victoria's Better.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Don’t touch the water in Morwell though unless you like seeing all flashing colours and stuff

Goaty is da house!

I’m just thinking would you like some butter to grease up your bat.

I heard Western Star is the preferred choice

 

[DemurePrincess]

You can buy me a drink first

VB??

 

[Cap]

You're watching the wrong channel mate, channel Rob for all the latest news.

I'll subscribe! Better be no ads

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'll subscribe! Better be no ads

He needs ads to pay for his exceptional reporting team

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Goaty is da house!

I’m just thinking would you like some butter to grease up your bat.

I heard Western Star is the preferred choice

Robertio can grease up the bat this time for me. Make themselves useful. I’ll be batting a long time. Maybe for 3 days.

 

[Cap]

No. VB stand for Victoria bullshit lager

Don't want to get into who has the best beers.

But I think we can all agree VB is for people who hate themselves and have no tastebuds

 

[DemurePrincess]

Robertio can grease up the bat this time for me. Make themselves useful. I’ll be batting a long time. Maybe for 3 days.

Stop it! I’m excited

 

[Cap]

He needs ads to pay for his exceptional reporting team

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Sky News told me there is no tap water in Victoria

To broke or too woke , something like that

Sky News makes me want to throw bricks at my TV

 

[Robertio]

I'll subscribe! Better be no ads

No ads mate we're the ABC of Sweet, i say we because a new reporter has hired herself.

 

[DemurePrincess]

More butter

 

[Pugsley]

I do it well.