Match Thread Season 01, Round 4: Darkness Eternal (DAR) vs Western Stars (WST) at Dark Park

[Raz]

A great international Game this one .

Western Star Butter being a New Zealand Company

So bring on the KIWIS .

 

[DemurePrincess]

A great international Game this one .

Western Star Butter being a New Zealand Company

So bring on the KIWIS .

No sheep shaggers here please

 

[Raz]

No sheep shaggers here please

yes maoris only please. No sheep farmers


They can do a haka i love them

 

[Raz]

WEll that it for me i guess.

I jsut cant do the heckling.

Enjoy all

 

[DemurePrincess]

WEll that it for me i guess.

I jsut cant do the heckling.

Enjoy all

Surely you can put shit on butter?

 

[Raz]

Surely you can put shit on butter?

umm no i love butter. i dont want any faeces on it.

I cant eat bread with out butter.

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

No sheep shaggers here please

NZ farmer walking down the street with a VERY woolly sheep on a lead. Thought I better say something, looked bad, summer, heat and all that, poor sheep.

I said "hey mate, aren't you going to do the right thing and shear that sheep?"

He gave me an angry scowl and snapped back "Puss off mate, I'm not shearing this sheep with anyone!!"

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Why Hello DemurePrincess and the others in the Darkness.
And hellow to the Stars!

Hello PammyWammyPamcake1 Stars???? Oh Western Stars!

 

[DemurePrincess]

NZ farmer walking down the street with a VERY woolly sheep on a lead. Thought I better say something, looked bad, summer, heat and all that, poor sheep.

I said "hey mate, aren't you going to do the right thing and shear that sheep?"

He gave me an angry scowl and snapped back "Puss off mate, I'm not shearing this sheep with anyone!!"

Oh I see what you did there!

My cuzzy bros wouldn’t even bother using puss off! We like to go straight in with a Ka pai dip sheet!!

 

[Robertio]

Hello PammyWammyPamcake1 Stars???? Oh Western Stars!

 

[DemurePrincess]

As each of your wickets fall…

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

IYKYK




Darkness Eternal eh? We'll see about that!!

 

[Robertio]

As each of your wickets fall…

I'm the keeper and I'll be the closest to you when your batting, i hope you like my singing voice Princess.

 

[DemurePrincess]

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IYKYK




Darkness Eternal eh? We'll see about that!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm the keeper and I'll be the closest to you when your batting, i hope you like my singing voice Princess.

Touch my arse Robby and I’m calling foul ….I mean I like it!

 

[Robertio]

Touch my arse Robby and I’m calling foul ….I mean I like it!

You haven't complained yet, you're nervous now aren't you lol

 

[DemurePrincess]

You haven't complained yet, you're nervous now aren't you lol

Umm! No! You should be though… just keep you eye on the ball hey bc I’ll be swinging my thing so you get distracted

Whoops. There goes the ball!

Robert where????

 

[Robertio]

Umm! No! You should be though… just keep you eye on the ball hey bc I’ll be swinging my thing so you get distracted

Whoops. There goes the ball!

Robert where????

Can see it now Princess caught by Robby bowled by Wiggy for a duck.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Can see it now Princess caught by Robby bowled by Wiggy for a duck.

By the time the ball gets to me…. I would have distracted you and Wiggy’s butter ball would have melted bc I’m so hot

And the ump will be calling….. 6

 

[Robertio]

By the time the ball gets to me…. I would have distracted you and Wiggy’s butter ball would have melted bc I’m so hot

And the ump will be calling….. 6

If i can catch one off you I'll put in my Sig so you can see it every day.

 

[DemurePrincess]

If i can catch one off you I'll put in my Sig so you can see it every day.

I love your optimism! You worry about your own balls… or should I

 

[DemurePrincess]

Qricket balls Pamcake1

 

[Pamcake1]

Qricket balls Pamcake1

 

[Pugsley]

No sheep shaggers here please