Match Thread Season 01, Round 4: Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) vs Qoalas Qricket Club (QQC) at Fulmina Recreation Reserve

[Gralin]

I assume that's what most Qricket bowlers use as we're a pretty lazy bunch. Plus it explains why there's nary a 6 to be seen in matches.

Yeah nobody hit me for a 6 this season yet

Shhhh DERRINALPHIL

 

[jackster83]

Hi Qoalas.



The 90's sure were a great time to be a kid.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Fulmina Qricket Club
Official Team Sheet – Round 4, Season 1

Fulmina v Qoalas at Fulmina Rec.
Reserve

1. moginie - Pure Batter
2. Dinsdale - Pure Batter
3. FootyGuy13 - Wicket-keeper
4. jackster83 - Pure Batter
5. Van_Dyke - Pure Batter
6. KBLT - Bowler A/R
7. Gralin - Pure Bowler
8. Ocha905 - Pure Bowler
9. Tonga Bob - Pure A/R
10. @HinkleyHeroes - Pure Bowler
11. Roonescape - Pure Bowler

Pitch: Bowling​

 

[Tonga Bob]

 

[Dinsdale]

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A piece of...vanilla slice? You're weird Muriel

 

[FootyGuy13]

A piece of...vanilla slice? You're weird Muriel

Okay then Dinsdale, what's your favourite slice?

 

[Tonga Bob]

A piece of...vanilla slice? You're weird Muriel

It ain’t your regular vanilla slice. Fulminia Bakery hasn’t been voted the best Vanilla Slice in Sweet the past 75 years for nothing

 

[Tonga Bob]

Okay then Dinsdale, what's your favourite slice?

Turnip slice

 

[Dinsdale]

Okay then Dinsdale, what's your favourite slice?

That's what the wife calls me

 

[Mobbs]

It ain’t your regular vanilla slice. Fulminia Bakery hasn’t been voted the best Vanilla Slice in Sweet the past 75 years for nothing

Are you also going to refer to us as the Qoalias?

 

[moginie]

This is my favourite slice.

Playing the way I train.

 

[jackster83]

It ain’t your regular vanilla slice. Fulminia Bakery hasn’t been voted the best Vanilla Slice in Sweet the past 75 years for nothing

Qornish pasty and a vanilla slice. Breakfast of champions.

 

[KBLT]

That's what the wife calls me

My wife doesn't call me

 

[Dinsdale]

My wife doesn't call me

I'll tell her to give you a ring

 

[KBLT]

I'll tell her to give you a ring

Cheers mate, I wondered where she'd gotten off to

 

[Dinsdale]

Cheers mate, I wondered where she'd gotten off to

Pain in the butt really, keeps giving me a list of jobs to do

 

[Tonga Bob]

Pain in the butt really, keeps giving me a list of jobs to do

You got two people throwing turnips at you? Grim mate.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Are you also going to refer to us as the Qoalias?

Having a sweet tooth as I do, I'm partial to a tin of Qoaliaty Street

 

[Tonga Bob]

My wife doesn't call me

Mine calls me. Usually things like ‘deadbeat’ and ‘arseh*le’.

What I’m trying to say is be careful what you wish for.

 

[Dinsdale]

Mine calls me. Usually things like ‘deadbeat’ and ‘arseh*le’.

What I’m trying to say is be careful what you wish for.

I don't care what she calls me, as long as she doesn't call me late for breakfast

 

[Gralin]

Might have bacon and eggs tomorrow

 

[Tonga Bob]

Might have bacon and eggs tomorrow

Cream cheese bagel I reckon

 

[Dinsdale]

Might have bacon and eggs tomorrow

Add mushrooms and tomatoes and I'm yours

 

[Gralin]

Cream cheese bagel I reckon

Exactly.
Bacon and eggs

Add mushrooms and tomatoes and I'm yours

 

[FootyGuy13]

Might have bacon and eggs tomorrow

Do you turn it into a smiley face before you eat it?