Match Thread Season 01, Round 5: Qoalas Qricket Club (QQC) vs Keptin Mafia (KEP) at Outback Stadium

[por_please_ya]

Hello all

 

[Dingster]

Falconista TheInjuryFactory did you invite guests? Two of them knocked on the door and tried to sell me something.

 

[Jabba73]

Falconista TheInjuryFactory did you invite guests? Two of them knocked on the door and tried to sell me something.

Hopefully it was a map with directions to this thread.

Please make multiple copies for your team mates, they seem to be lost.

 

[Dingster]

Hopefully it was a map with directions to this thread.

Please make multiple copies for your team mates, they seem to be lost.

Are you on my team?

 

[Jabba73]

Are you on my team?

I was already here, that kinda suggests probably not.

 

[Dingster]

I was already here, that kinda suggests probably not.

I'm here too!

 

[Falconista]

Qoalas Qricket Club
Official Team Sheet – Rd 5, Season 01

Qoalas QC v Keptin Mafia


Final XI
1. Jatz - Pure Batter
2. hotchilli - Pure Batter
3. Barrybran - Pure Batter
4. zackah - Pure Batter
5. cats_09 - Pure Batter
6. TheInjuryFactory - Pure Batter
7. Wosh - Keeper
8. Falconista - Batting All Rounder
9. Test Tickle - Bowling All Rounder
10. Dingster - Pure Bowler
11. Mobbs - Pure Bowler

​

 

[Jabba73]

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Qoalas Qricket Club
Official Team Sheet – Rd 5, Season 01

Qoalas QC v Keptin Mafia


Final XI
1. Jatz - Pure Batter
2. hotchilli - Pure Batter
3. Barrybran - Pure Batter
4. zackah - Pure Batter
5. cats_09 - Pure Batter
6. TheInjuryFactory - Pure Batter
7. Wosh - Keeper
8. Falconista - Batting All Rounder
9. Test Tickle - Bowling All Rounder
10. Dingster - Pure Bowler
11. Mobbs - Pure Bowler

​

Phew, now we have the list of missing persons to send to the police.

 

[Falconista]

A qoala and Jabba73 are very different of course. One is grey, eucalyptus dependent, chlamydia riddled and unexpectedly cuddly....the other is a qoala.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'm here to kick arse and eat leaves...

and I'm all out of leaves.

 

[sabso]

I hear chippybet and other betting exchanges have suspended the market on the outcome of this match to the general public, as the odds against the Qoalas were getting too short.

 

[Dingster]

I hear chippybet and other betting exchanges have suspended the market on the outcome of this match to the general public, as the odds against the Qoalas were getting too short.

Chipmunk is a Nigerian scammer. Get out while you can.

 

[sabso]

Chipmunk is a Nigerian scammer. Get out while you can.

Whoa hold the bus

We were the Nigerian mafia all along?

 

[Dingster]

Whoa hold the bus

We were the Nigerian mafia all along?

Look closely. He's not even a real chipmunk.

 

[GreyCrow]

Hi Dingster

 

[sabso]

Look closely. He's not even a real chipmunk.

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He’s a Dalemunk then

 

[Dingster]

Hi Dingster

Hi dogs105

 

[Dingster]

He’s a Dalemunk then

May the truth set you free.

 

[tony]

Chipmunk is a Nigerian scammer. Get out while you can.

So that explains why he is always on the phone asking people to buy him gift cards.

 

[myblueroan]

Working at inter-club relations.

So that explains why he is always on the phone asking people to buy him gift cards.

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Oh. I see. Thought he was explaining he's a gifted card player.

 

[MWPP]

So that explains why he is always on the phone asking people to buy him gift cards.

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Those disqcounts add up and fund the ChippyBet side hustle

Or at least that’s the official explanation…

 

[boncer34]

Given one of our big losses came when our opponents didn't even post their lineup and instead got a warning, an unchanged lineup/randomised pitch and a big win - definitely not

Instead of what?

 

[por_please_ya]

Damn now I need to find out what Nigerian cuisine entails so we can sell it at the bakery ......

 

[por_please_ya]

Instead of what?

Instead of being hauled over the coals.

 

[boncer34]

Instead of being hauled over the coals.

Have you seen the price of coal?