Official Match Thread Season 23, Round 12 - Fighting Furies vs Las Vegas Bears at Punt Road

[tgrs]

Rumblings out of Punt Road Oval have it that the regular staff responsible for administration and keeping the club clean were appalled to find the away changing rooms knee deep in used syringes after a Las Vegas Bears open training session before the big game.

Ruours abound long serving 98 year old janitor Andy Applepants suffered a heart attack whilst clearing the mess as a before unseen Dingster emerged from underneath the heap.

More to come...of the syringes probably

 

[OFFtheBALL]

It's a shame you're not playing for the Furies, Then you'd be all fat, puffy and filled with meat, instead of just being full of shit

...and you'd be winning

Don't bring my bowels into this!

These benders in nevada arent kind to the excretion system.

 

[sausageroll]

Don't bring my bowels into this!

These benders in nevada arent kind to the excretion system.

Is that pun? If so it's very clever.

Not really appropriate though. Shame on you!

 

[Dingster]

Rumblings out of Punt Road Oval have it that the regular staff responsible for administration and keeping the club clean were appalled to find the away changing rooms knee deep in used syringes after a Las Vegas Bears open training session before the big game.

Ruours abound long serving 98 year old janitor Andy Applepanfs suffered a heart attack whilst clearing the mess as a before unseen Dingster emerged from under the mess

More to come...of the syringes probably

Your janitor was a good guy. In his final breath he uttered....checking out in style. Respect

 

[tgrs]

Your janitor was a good guy. In his final breath he uttered....checking out in style. Respect

You don't live to the spritely age of 98 without a unique lifestyle

 

[Matera92]

Rumblings out of Punt Road Oval have it that the regular staff responsible for administration and keeping the club clean were appalled to find the away changing rooms knee deep in used syringes after a Las Vegas Bears open training session before the big game.

Ruours abound long serving 98 year old janitor Andy Applepants suffered a heart attack whilst clearing the mess as a before unseen Dingster emerged from underneath the heap.

More to come...of the syringes probably

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Rumblings out of Punt Road Oval have it that the regular staff responsible for administration and keeping the club clean were appalled to find the away changing rooms knee deep in used syringes after a Las Vegas Bears open training session before the big game.

Ruours abound long serving 98 year old janitor Andy Applepants suffered a heart attack whilst clearing the mess as a before unseen Dingster emerged from underneath the heap.

More to come...of the syringes probably

My condolences This Is Anfield on the death of your younger cousin

 

[This Is Anfield]

My condolences This Is Anfield on the death of your younger cousin

Bloody hell! Only 98, **** that's way too young to go.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Rumblings out of Punt Road Oval have it that the regular staff responsible for administration and keeping the club clean were appalled to find the away changing rooms knee deep in used syringes after a Las Vegas Bears open training session before the big game.

Ruours abound long serving 98 year old janitor Andy Applepants suffered a heart attack whilst clearing the mess as a before unseen Dingster emerged from underneath the heap.

More to come...of the syringes probably

Syringes, caps, bank notes...
Big blow for you lot- sounds like that old coot could find more of the pill than half your team!

 

[Dingster]

Bloody hell! Only 98, **** that's way too young to go.

He talked fondly of you. A bit too fondly....

 

[This Is Anfield]

My condolences This Is Anfield on the death of your younger cousin

BTW: He was a great nephew not cousin.

 

[tgrs]

Syringes, caps, bank notes...
Big blow for you lot- sounds like that old coot could find more of the pill than half your team!

Thankfully he passed on all 98 years of pill finding experience to his 86 year old son Andy Applepants Jr, and he taught us all we know. Our ability to find the pill now rivals the police dogs at Splendour in the Grass, and 1st in the League is testament to the fact that not only do we use it,
We abuse it.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Thankfully he passed on all 98 years of pill finding experience to his 86 year old son Andy Applepants Jr, and he taught us all we know. Our ability to find the pill now rivals the police dogs at Splendour in the Grass, and 1st in the League is testament to the fact that not only do we use it,
We abuse it.

I've experienced those dogs first hand and let me say they really really butcher the ball.

 

[Sterge]

Thankfully he passed on all 98 years of pill finding experience to his 86 year old son Andy Applepants Jr, and he taught us all we know. Our ability to find the pill now rivals the police dogs at Splendour in the Grass, and 1st in the League is testament to the fact that not only do we use it,
We abuse it.

had a kid at 12, Andy was a sly dog back in his day

 

[Dingster]

had a kid at 12, Andy was a sly dog back in his day

Randy Andy.

 

[tgrs]

Randy Andy.

Randy Andy thought he was getting a Handy but in the end a son was dandy

 

[Damp Squarie]

Randy Andy thought he was getting a Handy but in the end a son was dandy

Hand Shandy should have been it there somewhere.

 

[Damp Squarie]

You don't live to the spritely age of 98 without a unique lifestyle

Tried to kick the bucket with dignity but it wouldn't keep still.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Rumblings out of Punt Road Oval...

Back to school for you.

 

[akkaps]

Tried to kick the bucket with dignity but it wouldn't keep still.

Can we not talk about reincarnation? It's like opening a massive can of worms.

 

[AngryRanga]

Can we not talk about reincarnation? It's like opening a massive can of worms.

Can we? That's sounds like a great topic.

My inadequate level of testosterone suits being a female chihuahua in someone's purse, so hopefully that trait can transcend my physical form.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Don't bring my bowels into this!

These benders in nevada arent kind to the excretion system.

Elvis agrees with this post.

 

[tgrs]

I'm now thoroughly regretting taking a 'punt' on naming Avatarp as the Player to Watch, my grasp on the Anglish language is ewesome

Back to school for you.

Ps who gives a shit

 

[Damp Squarie]

I'll be playing the field

Its not an even playing field by the looks of it.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I'm now thoroughly regretting taking a 'punt' on naming Avatarp as the Player to Watch

I'll shut the bathroom door then GAGF.