Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 12 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

[TedDougChris]

Yes, you look sad.

How did you come to that conclusion ??

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We should start playing geography since we are struggling in the qooty department.

I don't know if geography is going to help us....

 

[fumbler]

Approved. But I remember now that I have to speak to you about your ... oh ... you've already changed it

Live by thighs, die by the thighs I always say once a decade.

 

[Blacky]

Is it really true that Blacky and Rodney Dangerfield have 150 games milestones this week?
That's a great effort in each case. These are real figures. Well done on your achievements!

Thanks Mobbs! Here’s to 150 more

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Is it really true that Blacky and Rodney Dangerfield have 150 games milestones this week?
That's a great effort in each case. These are real figures. Well done on your achievements!

I heard a rumour earlier this was true about Blacky and Rodney Dangerfield.

Congratulations to both of these towers of the qooty field. According to some touted rules only 50 games off HOF eligibility. I love both of you very much.

 

[Dyson Roy Lacy]

Royals if you don't beat the Roys, you are pathetic. Even more pathetic than the Roys who are very very pathetic at the moment.
They are way to nice and have no bite on the field.

 

[Mobbs]

Royals if you don't beat the Roys, you are pathetic. Even more pathetic than the Roys who are very very pathetic at the moment.
They are way to nice and have no bite on the field.

Good pep talk coach!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Royals if you don't beat the Roys, you are pathetic. Even more pathetic than the Roys who are very very pathetic at the moment.
They are way to nice and have no bite on the field.

Have I got some news for you...

 

[royboy2]

I imagine with the new rules around here The Filth Wizard will be expecting a name change

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I imagine with the new rules around here The Filth Wizard will be expecting a name change

Now now you grumpy old b-word, there's nothing wrong with wizards.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Good pep talk coach!

I wonder when tough love approach changes

 

[Runk]

Royals if you don't beat the Roys, you are pathetic. Even more pathetic than the Roys who are very very pathetic at the moment.
They are way to nice and have no bite on the field.

 

[TedDougChris]

I wonder when tough love approach changes

It’s clearly Bevo - no flexibility in approach Nor change in tactics....

 

[Mobbs]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO umm ... Punishment(?) Room for re-education by our specialty camp-caners :
- I Dont Care - 20 canings, or slaps, or whatever, at 24.10 joules.
- fitzroybowiedog - 8 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 22.08J.
- Chezzalenko Reborn - 3 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 17.86J.
- TedDougChris - 3 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 9.02J.
- 3KZ is Football - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 15.50J.
- Allikat - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 10.73J.
- Mooch - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 15.15J.
- royboy2 - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 4.65J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained camp-caners ... oh what's the point anymore : They're MannumPower, Roylion, Azarole & Freakie.

Hope it hurts.

 

[I Dont Care]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO umm ... Punishment(?) Room for re-education by our specialty camp-caners :
- I Dont Care - 20 canings, or slaps, or whatever, at 24.10 joules.
- fitzroybowiedog - 8 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 22.08J.
- Chezzalenko Reborn - 3 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 17.86J.
- TedDougChris - 3 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 9.02J.
- 3KZ is Football - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 15.50J.
- Allikat - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 10.73J.
- Mooch - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 15.15J.
- royboy2 - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 4.65J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained camp-caners ... oh what's the point anymore : They're MannumPower, Roylion, Azarole & Freakie.

Hope it hurts.

Waiting in anticipation for the introduction of...the cat o'nine tails

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I heard a rumour earlier this was true about Blacky and Rodney Dangerfield.

Congratulations to both of these towers of the qooty field. According to some touted rules only 50 games off HOF eligibility. I love both of you very much.

Lets be honest I’m about 350 games short. It’s basically like I’ve never played a game really.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Is it really true that Blacky and Rodney Dangerfield have 150 games milestones this week?
That's a great effort in each case. These are real figures. Well done on your achievements!

Cheers mobbs

 

[Broken]

Surely there's some trendy hashtag for the Blacky Rodney Dangerfield milestone?

 

[JackNah_8]

I don't know if geography is going to help us....

Why do you hate geography?!


I thought you were Mr Worldwide.

 

[Runk]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO umm ... Punishment(?) Room for re-education by our specialty camp-caners :
- I Dont Care - 20 canings, or slaps, or whatever, at 24.10 joules.
- fitzroybowiedog - 8 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 22.08J.
- Chezzalenko Reborn - 3 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 17.86J.
- TedDougChris - 3 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 9.02J.
- 3KZ is Football - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 15.50J.
- Allikat - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 10.73J.
- Mooch - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 15.15J.
- royboy2 - 2 canings, or slaps, or whatever, 4.65J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained camp-caners ... oh what's the point anymore : They're MannumPower, Roylion, Azarole & Freakie.

Hope it hurts.

NO SMACKS FOR ME?!?!?

 

[Mobbs]

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WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. I’m your host fitzroybowiedog for all the ups and downs the Sweet F.A has to offer.

It’s not the halfway point of the season, but it’s arguably the second most important part after the annual Sweet FA Finals nudie run at the conclusion of the season. We are at the point in the season where all of the teams have played each other once, and we now have a good idea which team is finals ready, needs some work, or shat the bed and have already packed it in.

Neither of these sides inspire confidence. The Royals a little more so than the Roys, but they both hold the worst percentages in the league and both sit out of the 8. The Royals did manage a win last week off the back of a The Filth Wizard bag, but these kinds of performances have been few an far between. A win could trigger a nice surge, but consistency hasn't been their forte. The Roys - the worst team in the league - are at rock bottom. Sitting in 12th. Smashed by the Warriors, a lowly 3 wins for the season. The only team not to kick past 1000 points so far, and it's not a given it'll happen this week. If the Roys want any chance of stealing 8th, they need to win most of the last 5, and it looks unlikey.

What to expect
Royals to chase down a 96 point 3rd quarter deficit to snatch victory. Roys to be shot out of a cannon.

The Filth Wizard = Noel Gallagher
British Royalty, doesn't like Liam

fumbler = Liam Gallagher
British Royalty, doesn't like Noel

Cloud_ = Peggy Gallagher
Mother to Liam and Noel, sick of their bickering, secretly has a favourite


The Roys = Gorilla turds.
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck must be a duck.

Captains please have your team sheets in by 11:59pm Melb time Thursday 02/05/2019​

btw guys I just noticed fbd added a real OP at some point! It's fun, go check it out.

Now.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Surely there's some trendy hashtag for the Blacky Rodney Dangerfield milestone?

I was messing around with #blackdanger

 

[Runk]

btw guys I just noticed fbd added a real OP at some point! It's fun, go check it out.

Now.

MEH

 

[I Dont Care]

btw guys I just noticed fbd added a real OP at some point! It's fun, go check it out.

Now.

But...I'd already given him a like

 

[Mobbs]

But...I'd already given him a like

Yeah I struggled with what to do, as well. It's like some massive paradox or thought experiment.