Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Fighting Furies @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[This Is Anfield]

WHO'S PLAYING ON WHO:

Forwards and Defenders:
Nuffers v _Mike_ , UAWM v Mooch , Stevi_Tigers v royboy2
PieLebo87 v Runk , rfctiger74 v nahnah , Shadow Man v el Tel
TJASTA v A Bit High , EagleOz v Mobbs , Wacky Tiger v fitzroybowiedog
Lsta062 v Matt_352 , fightingfury_88 v Reardo , Chappyuk v RU_

CentreLine and Onballers:
Carson Dial v Barrels , mightymalaka v 3KZ is Football , This Is Anfield v Allikat
Tigerturbulance v JackNah_8 , Hate v Broken , Edmund hunt v TedDougChris

Interchange:
TigerTime_89 & TheMidRunner , Klim & Chezzalenko Reborn

Captains, you have to get rfctiger74 and JackNah_8 playing on each other.
Would be a first... a married couple playing on each other.

 

[TJASTA]

Is that you ND?

Enjoy your block

 

[TJASTA]

Captains, you have to get rfctiger74 and JackNah_8 playing on each other.
Would be a first... a married couple playing on each other.

oh no
the **** dude....

 

[JackNah_8]

Captains, you have to get rfctiger74 and JackNah_8 playing on each other.
Would be a first... a married couple playing on each other.

married? lol i dont even know this person

 

[Dingster]

no?

We are trying to confirm your name. So it's dingsternah?

Mooch help a brother out. Is this a trick question?

 

[Dingster]

Enjoy your block

I do like chocolate. The Furies counter offer is on point.

 

[TJASTA]

Hey, man. Ya into like crazy-ass shit? Like ****ing shitting then ****ing poop? Ya into like weird shit? Uh, we’re signing a petition about killing whales. We’re just wondering if you’d be interested in vegan—like Biblical Jesus, like Muhammad, like Buddha, like hardcore http backslash Miles Davis, finger licking good, like Sammy Davis Jr. like freestyle, like Hooked on Phonics kinda book-it, abcdefg kinda stuff

 

[Mooch]

Mooch help a brother out. Is this a trick question?

Well since you've joined the Roys, you've become part of the family. And the natural progression is to take the family name. Nahnah, Jacknah and Dingsternah. Nothing sinister about it. Embrace it. Cherish it.

 

[Mobbs]

**** you, and **** the goat you road into this town on!!!

WE dont have changerooms, but because Cloud_ is a giant annoying douche, we have to provide them to oppo flogs - so you get the dumpster

and we dont have a social club. we burnt it down during a debate over who is more rootable, Theresa May or Kaitlyn Jenner

and I do have to sleep somewhere, and my teammates throw me in the dumpster when I pass out, so thats my bedroom

now **** off and stop besmirching the great culture of the Furies

So do you have a bedroom. So why'd you ask?
I have no idea who either of those people are.

I'm a Roy now?

Not yet.

Okay, now you are.

Perhaps he also forgot to name you on our teamsheet, so we could be ok here....

No no it's all above board. He named him as a HF on the HFF line!

 

[fumbler]

After a few hints months back from Hate and fumbler , the Hippodrome is starting to take shape. The rfctigerarmy Centre , the Grockadoc Gates and Kretchy Hill were completed a while back. But here now are the PHX Wing and the Fwoy Bar:

PHX Wing

FWOY Bar

My eyes are wet, you made me love something more than MAFs

 

[Yakker]

Hey [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]Tarkyn_24[/COLOR][/FONT] , [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]manangatang[/COLOR][/FONT] , [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]Proper Gander[/COLOR][/FONT] and [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]Headless[/COLOR][/FONT] Don’t bother looking in here, they deffo not here

 

[Broken]

I do like chocolate. The Furies counter offer is on point.

How about...

 

[TJASTA]

Hey [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]Tarkyn_24[/COLOR][/FONT] , [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]manangatang[/COLOR][/FONT] , [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]Proper Gander[/COLOR][/FONT] and [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=rgb(160, 44, 48)]Headless[/COLOR][/FONT] Don’t bother looking in here, they deffo not here

nice tagging fish ****er

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I'm a Roy now?

looking at how long you have been going, l am surprised your still up

 

[Yakker]

nice tagging fish ******

I know, right? How are people not aware that they're doing 95% of the talking? There has to be a cut-off point, where it no longer qualifies as a conversation... and I've been turned into a 1-man audience against my will. In my case, I don't get chastised for interrupting, he just begins talking over me, mid-sentence, in a louder voice. The urge to punch him in the face is so strong, that I tremble with adrenaline. But I figure he probably snorted coke earlier, and needs to get an hour of rambling and emotional oversharing out of his system, and has chosen me as his verbal tampon. Maybe I'm a good brother for putting up with it, but at the same time maybe I'm an enabler... and maybe we do need to turn it into a shouting match, where we're both screaming over each other, so he can see what a ridiculously shit approach to communication it is. The worst is when he starts repeating himself, telling me the same shit he was talking about 15 minutes ago, and I'm supposed to sit there listening quietly for a second time. I told him he was repeating himself once, and he looked all hurt, like "Oh, how could you say that to me? God why do I even bother? Boo hoo.". Which doesn't even make sense to me... wouldn't you want to know if you were repeating yourself, or boring the shit out of the person you were talking to? The cynic in me thinks it was just an act of subtle emotional abuse to shut me up. Which re-enforces my suspicions about the counterfeit nature of his emotional outpourings towards me. Yeah, if you love and miss me so much, how come you only want to hang out with me when you're wasted, and ghost me the rest of the time? It's all just a big re-run of our childhood, where he'd rather hang out with his friends than spend any time with me... unless he had no better options. I think actions speak louder than words, and all the "I'd die for you"'s in the world can't erase the act of not being there for me. I want to mention the objective facts to him, and it's so tempting when he's making these ridiculous overtures, but I think it would only be met with more defensiveness and emotional abuse. It's like I'm not talking to "him" at all, and that him showing up wasted every time is really just a subtle way of turning the knife... as if to say "This is all I'm willing to give to you"... the floor-sweepings of my personality, after I've already given the best part of myself to strangers who don't really give a **** about me.
Anyway, I've got to go... it was great talking to you.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Captains, you have to get rfctiger74 and JackNah_8 playing on each other.
Would be a first... a married couple playing on each other.

I claim "Droit du seigneur"
as the No 1 rucker of the Furies I get first go at JackNah_8

I will accept any challengers to my claim now

 

[TJASTA]

I know, right? How are people not aware that they're doing 95% of the talking? There has to be a cut-off point, where it no longer qualifies as a conversation... and I've been turned into a 1-man audience against my will. In my case, I don't get chastised for interrupting, he just begins talking over me, mid-sentence, in a louder voice. The urge to punch him in the face is so strong, that I tremble with adrenaline. But I figure he probably snorted coke earlier, and needs to get an hour of rambling and emotional oversharing out of his system, and has chosen me as his verbal tampon. Maybe I'm a good brother for putting up with it, but at the same time maybe I'm an enabler... and maybe we do need to turn it into a shouting match, where we're both screaming over each other, so he can see what a ridiculously shit approach to communication it is. The worst is when he starts repeating himself, telling me the same shit he was talking about 15 minutes ago, and I'm supposed to sit there listening quietly for a second time. I told him he was repeating himself once, and he looked all hurt, like "Oh, how could you say that to me? God why do I even bother? Boo hoo.". Which doesn't even make sense to me... wouldn't you want to know if you were repeating yourself, or boring the shit out of the person you were talking to? The cynic in me thinks it was just an act of subtle emotional abuse to shut me up. Which re-enforces my suspicions about the counterfeit nature of his emotional outpourings towards me. Yeah, if you love and miss me so much, how come you only want to hang out with me when you're wasted, and ghost me the rest of the time? It's all just a big re-run of our childhood, where he'd rather hang out with his friends than spend any time with me... unless he had no better options. I think actions speak louder than words, and all the "I'd die for you"'s in the world can't erase the act of not being there for me. I want to mention the objective facts to him, and it's so tempting when he's making these ridiculous overtures, but I think it would only be met with more defensiveness and emotional abuse. It's like I'm not talking to "him" at all, and that him showing up wasted every time is really just a subtle way of turning the knife... as if to say "This is all I'm willing to give to you"... the floor-sweepings of my personality, after I've already given the best part of myself to strangers who don't really give a **** about me.
Anyway, I've got to go... it was great talking to you.

Did you just copypasta me?

 

[Yakker]

Did you just copypasta me?

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Sooo much easier than thinking of something and then having to type it out hey?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I know, right? How are people not aware that they're doing 95% of the talking? There has to be a cut-off point, where it no longer qualifies as a conversation... and I've been turned into a 1-man audience against my will. In my case, I don't get chastised for interrupting, he just begins talking over me, mid-sentence, in a louder voice. The urge to punch him in the face is so strong, that I tremble with adrenaline. But I figure he probably snorted coke earlier, and needs to get an hour of rambling and emotional oversharing out of his system, and has chosen me as his verbal tampon. Maybe I'm a good brother for putting up with it, but at the same time maybe I'm an enabler... and maybe we do need to turn it into a shouting match, where we're both screaming over each other, so he can see what a ridiculously shit approach to communication it is. The worst is when he starts repeating himself, telling me the same shit he was talking about 15 minutes ago, and I'm supposed to sit there listening quietly for a second time. I told him he was repeating himself once, and he looked all hurt, like "Oh, how could you say that to me? God why do I even bother? Boo hoo.". Which doesn't even make sense to me... wouldn't you want to know if you were repeating yourself, or boring the shit out of the person you were talking to? The cynic in me thinks it was just an act of subtle emotional abuse to shut me up. Which re-enforces my suspicions about the counterfeit nature of his emotional outpourings towards me. Yeah, if you love and miss me so much, how come you only want to hang out with me when you're wasted, and ghost me the rest of the time? It's all just a big re-run of our childhood, where he'd rather hang out with his friends than spend any time with me... unless he had no better options. I think actions speak louder than words, and all the "I'd die for you"'s in the world can't erase the act of not being there for me. I want to mention the objective facts to him, and it's so tempting when he's making these ridiculous overtures, but I think it would only be met with more defensiveness and emotional abuse. It's like I'm not talking to "him" at all, and that him showing up wasted every time is really just a subtle way of turning the knife... as if to say "This is all I'm willing to give to you"... the floor-sweepings of my personality, after I've already given the best part of myself to strangers who don't really give a **** about me.
Anyway, I've got to go... it was great talking to you.

Yakker I have always enjoyed your sharp quick responses until this pile, I can either accept:
a. you are just cut and paste and have no idea how much spam this produces,
b. you are sick of TJASTA copy paste so you are fighting fire with fire or
c. you've lost it trying to stay relevant and I should take you off my preferred poster list.

can you let me know which one of these is accurate so l can adjust my SFA spam filter

 

[Yakker]

Yakker I have always enjoyed your sharp quick responses until this pile, I can either accept:
a. you are just cut and paste and have no idea how much spam this produces,
b. you are sick of TJASTA copy paste so you are fighting fire with fire or
c. you've lost it trying to stay relevant and I should take you off my preferred poster list.

can you let me know which one of these is accurate so l can adjust my SFA spam filter

Ummm can I buy a vowel?

 

[TJASTA]

Sooo much easier than thinking of something and then having to type it out hey?

I just do it to piss off certain people at this point.

 

[Yakker]

I just do it to piss off certain people at this point.

 

[TJASTA]

View attachment 635699

A Billy Cosby take on the most famous copypasta?

 

[Yakker]

A Billy Cosby take on the most famous copypasta?

 

[A Bit High]

You are here to destroy everything and ruin our lives.

Nope.

Looks like you nailed it!