Official Match Thread Season 27. Round 6: Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[Broken]

Well, it's funny you mention that JWS - I've just now finished making this week's Star Wars video, and it ties in with earlier comments by Mobbs regarding Chudshakes^TM.

There's a chud issue afoot, which will be cleared up in the soon to be posted Star Wars video (it's rendering now).

As far as Roys intel goes though - I'm a little hamstrung, because many of my street level contacts around the BJO are frightened of old school pimphustlerog's like Mobbs, 3KZ, Broken - and I think many of these contacts are playing both sides. So, I'm not sure how much I can trust them, because anything they tell me will likely have come from the Roys LG.

It reminds me of the time I was in Algiers, and our contact there gave us good intel, GREAT intel, that an attack was being planned by the ISF. When we raided the address, there was nothing there - 2 hours later, an explosion rocked the city and another group claimed responsibility. Our contact disappeared, our operation was a failure and the DGSE in Paris laughed at us Lesson learned....when dealing with old institutions, they usually have shit secured so tight, it's hard to get a clear picture of what's happening.

*Edit - I know the Roys FFC are very protective of their IP as regards all things chud, so I did some research into the history of chud/chudshakes/Roys FFC et al, and have come up with a video that (after about 10 re-writes) I think is both topical (using Mobbs' remarks on the dearth of chud as inspiration) and historical (referencing something I read on the Sweet FA wiki).

The recent wave of Bears rookies seem to be well versed on the league.
Looks like the Las Vegas taliban has built a cloning facility of some sort.

 

[Test Tickle]

You still need roads for your limursine, don't you?

Change of plan Mobbs, my mistake, we will be boarding BEAR AIR 7000, precisely 0700hrs Saturday morning for the Brunswick Junction Oval.

 

[Broken]

Change of plan Mobbs, my mistake, we will be boarding BEAR AIR 7000, at precisely 0700hrs Saturday morning for the Brunswick Junction Oval.

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Talk about excessive. The distance between our two grounds is shorter than a standard commercial aircraft runway. You'd pass our ground before you got airborne.

 

[Sausages]

The recent wave of Bears rookies seem to be well versed on the league.
Looks like the Las Vegas taliban has built a cloning facility of some sort.

Well....to quote my old high school motto....Scientia est Potestas

Plus, I have a great deal of respect for the Roys FFC and many of the players, so it is only fitting that one adopts a certain....attitude....to ensure one creates a positive environment. I am happy to stomp all over most of the other teams in the league, but I'll not come to the BJO and disrespect it. That being said, I'm still a Bear in bear's clothing, so I'll stand my ground

 

[Sausages]

Talk about excessive. The distance between our two grounds is shorter than a standard commercial aircraft runway. You'd pass our ground before you got airborne.

Two words - INFLIGHT SERVICE

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Looks like the Las Vegas taliban has built a cloning facility of some sort.

Must be quite a sophisticated one, we are exceptionally diverse when it comes to posting. I've heard us described in hushed tones as the beast with many heads: feel (erroneously) that you have dominion over one, and be blind-sided suddenly and exactly by the innovation and verve of the next!

BEAR AIR 7000, precisely 0700hrs Saturday

Why do we always have such meddlesome numbers?! This is how we miss first quarters.

 

[royboy2]

I'm guessing Chudshake is beyond the scale of this infographic?

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Needs more hatred

 

[Test Tickle]

Why do we always have such meddlesome numbers?! This is how we miss first quarters.

7's everywhere, no excuses for being late!

 

[Dav]

Howdy folks.

 

[Sausages]

Howdy folks.

G'day Dav, how's Melbs today?

 

[Dav]

G'day Dav, how's Melbs today?

Perfect weather in Melbourne at the moment, mid 20s and sunny with a little bit of clouds. Drove down the Bay to Sorrento yesterday and had a lovely stroll down the Yarra this morning.

How's Brunswick Junction Oval?

 

[Sausages]

Perfect weather in Melbourne at the moment, mid 20s and sunny with a little bit of clouds. Drove down the Bay to Sorrento yesterday and had a lovely stroll down the Yarra this morning.

How's Brunswick Junction Oval?

Wellllll......no chudshakes, everyone still with pants on.....still early in the week

 

[Mobbs]

Perfect weather in Melbourne at the moment, mid 20s and sunny with a little bit of clouds. Drove down the Bay to Sorrento yesterday and had a lovely stroll down the Yarra this morning.

How's Brunswick Junction Oval?

Nobody knows. Everyone refused to visit, complaining about the transit options.

(the rest of the Roys might be busy for a few minutes, they have just witnessed audio excellence)

Broken look, you can even SEE the chunnel. ffs

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Nobody knows. Everyone refused to visit, complaining about the transit options.

(the rest of the Roys might be busy for a few minutes, they have just witnessed audio excellence)

Broken look, you can even SEE the chunnel. ffs

My horse is misbehaving.

 

[Dav]

My horse is misbehaving.

Pig and carrot is the best way to travel anyway.

 

[Mobbs]

My horse is misbehaving.

He's been good. I stop there often.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Change of plan Mobbs, my mistake, we will be boarding BEAR AIR 7000, precisely 0700hrs Saturday morning for the Brunswick Junction Oval.

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We got a new sponsor. Victoria’s Secret.

Wellllll......no chudshakes, everyone still with pants on.....still early in the week

Comfortable ones too from our new sponsor. Not sure if they actually pants.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

We got a new sponsor. Victoria’s Secret.



Comfortable ones too from our new sponsor. Not sure if they actually pants.

Oh heck yeah! These hug my figure much better. Mooch you may feel like you're back into some form, but it's coming crashing back down this Sunday.

 

[TedDougChris]

Talk about excessive. The distance between our two grounds is shorter than a standard commercial aircraft runway. You'd pass our ground before you got airborne.

I think they are being very brave to fly in, don’t be like that.

I mean, it’s not every day you see people willingly getting on a 737 MAX plane.

Yes - I know that’s because most people aren’t that stupid - but I’m sure they got a good deal for it....

 

[Dav]

Oh heck yeah! These hug my figure much better. Mooch you may feel like you're back into some form, but it's coming crashing back down this Sunday.

Mooch How does it feel being the poster in the All-SFA last season that stole a spot from your more deserving teammate?

 

[Mobbs]

Oh heck yeah! These hug my figure much better. Mooch you may feel like you're back into some form, but it's coming crashing back down this Sunday.

You've got some form yourself as can be seen in that new outfit!

 

[Broken]

We got a new sponsor. Victoria’s Secret.

The secret is she's a dude.

Mooch How does it feel being the poster in the All-SFA last season that stole a spot from your more deserving teammate?

Barrels ?

 

[TedDougChris]

Barrels ?

Very under rated Qooty performer is Barrels !!

 

[TedDougChris]

We had a couple unlucky in the All SFA squad and selection matters....

 

[Mobbs]

Mooch How does it feel being the poster in the All-SFA last season that stole a spot from your more deserving teammate?

Oh the Roys exchange blows and cry rivers about All-SFA every season. It means so much to us, what a valid accolade!

The secret is she's a dude.

Well it's not secret now! Good one!

Very under rated Qooty performer is Barrels !!