Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 1 - Las Vegas Bears vs East Side Hawks at The Stadium in the Sky

[Rioli8217]

I was there alright. Up in the clouds in something like Q51. It was a crappy day all around. As well as the obvious, I also dropped and shattered my iPad, and my flight back to Adelaide was delayed several hours.

I'm sorry

 

[MKMatty]

MODS! THIS IS A DISGRACE!
Still reckon Gil rigged it to tear apart - it's all a conspiracy people

Shoulda taken a leaf out of the PA handbook and sung it some INXS. Banners have feelings too you know.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I prefer Lil Uzi Vert but thankyou.

With lyrics that bad you could write for Brokhampten am I right Loonerty

 

[Dav]

Whoa. Double hyphen.

I'm a man of culture.

 

[Tadpole]

I'm sorry

I'll survive. I'm stronger than I look - unlike those fools we have around the club masquerading as footballers.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

14+ pages today

Geez you flogs s**ttalk a lot...

The math part was the best

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Yep , felt like that for 15 years

First step to fixing that dumpster fire is changing the theme song to something more upbeat than a funereal dirge.

 

[AceAndy]

First step to fixing that dumpster fire is changing the theme song to something more upbeat than a funereal dirge.

Only problem with the theme song is we dont hear it enough.

 

[Agent93]

Shoulda taken a leaf out of the PA handbook and sung it some INXS. Banners have feelings too you know.

Matty! You're not dead! How wonderful.

 

[MKMatty]

Matty! You're not dead! How wonderful.

Nope, Very much alive thanks for askin'

 

[Dav]

Matty! You're not dead! How wonderful.

He just needed to come home to be revived.

 

[AceAndy]

Whoa. Double hyphen.

Very powerful statement by Cadaver

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Shoulda taken a leaf out of the PA handbook and sung it some INXS. Banners have feelings too you know.

This is why I insist on holding the team up, putting the match proceeding's on pause, sitting to produce a watercolour memento of our banner each week for posterity, before running through it yelling barbaric obscenities.

 

[Agent93]

He just needed to come home to be revived.

To be honest I kinda thought he was stapled to haydo. Figured he'd go to the Gumbies at some point.

 

[Ok Boomer]

14+ pages today

Geez you flogs s**ttalk a lot...

back in your box go you pups

 

[Ok Boomer]

So excited Half Forward Flank!

No pressure but you're taking the spot of an absolute gun

 

[caloschwaby]

Le Grille, sort this man out.

A bit unfair on him for you to put him in this situation. Surely it has to be an even fight?

 

[caloschwaby]

14+ pages today

Geez you flogs s**ttalk a lot...

Probly becos we pased enlish at scool

 

[MKMatty]

This is why I insist on holding the team up, putting the match proceeding's on pause, sitting to produce a watercolour memento of our banner each week for posterity, before running through it yelling barbaric obscenities.

#BobRoss

 

[MKMatty]

To be honest I kinda thought he was stapled to haydo. Figured he'd go to the Gumbies at some point.

I love the guy, but I don't hate myself enough to play for the Gumbies.

 

[Ok Boomer]

Statistice course. Medicine needs to high an ATAR

RIP

 

[Barrybran]

Can we talk more about how ******* amazing that step from Rioli is in Rioli8217's profile gif?

Sorry to bump a few pages but the lad needs an update.



Remember fellas - four hours, see your doctor. Applies to ladyboners too.

 

[MKMatty]

I'm a man of culture.

Yeah, meme culture

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

RIP

Studied so hard he became a statistic.

 

[Test Tickle]